ITT post tech related marketing terms/phrases that are annoying as fuck

ITT post tech related marketing terms/phrases that are annoying as fuck.
>Data is the new oil.
>Disruptive
>Making the world a better place.
>User first
>Wizard/ninja/princess, etc.
>Game-changing
>Future-proof (mainly because it's a lie)
>Prosumer

>smart

>cloudbased
>serverless

>reinvented
>innovation

"open source"
said as one word and repeated over and over
by someone who works for a company that makes 99% of their money from proprietary software.

>app
>touch
>UX
>social

Uber for X
Instacart for X
Game-changer (aka look at my crappy CRUD app)
This will change everything

blockchain for instant food delivery
>shut up and take my million

>DevOps
Fuck off

The next Platform
Smart data
GPU-enabled

I have been both dev and admin before the term existed. Never understood why dev people would be ignorant of operation issues?

customer centered service
customer oriented
customer needs
anything with "customer" really

>Data is the new oil.
Jesus

>blockchain
>blockchain
>blockchain
>hey user
>what?
>did I tell you about blochains?
FUCK THIS GAY UNIVERSITY

watson

>code artisan

...

"Agile" implying a magic fucking wand will deliver your service with no effort to give anything beyond a vague wishlist

Made with

Talked with a CEO once, he like: Yea, all microservices from the beginning, for scale. LMAO when a year later their website was still just a landing page. Man, I could make money by separating the real from the fake for those deep pocket investors spending millions just to brag, haha.

Unix philosophy should not something, that you have to name, explicitly. It should either be obvious or just STFU.

The classic: "user-friendly".

category creator

If you fucked up today, aren't you curious just how much more fucked up a life can get?

>>Data is the new oil.
west texas here, oil is the new oil

anyways
>synergy
>mobile-first

I'm sorry, but use of gpu excites me for some reason. OpenCL and cuda are kewl.

Making up titles to sound cool only goes so far.