Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

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ホモスレ

オツカレー
ってか上段の人明らかに身長おかしいでしょw


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チンポを机に叩く

O2

死ね

死にたい
生きるのは嫌だ

その前にチューリップを買ってきてくれないか?

猫を飼え

人生交換して
俺オランダ人としてオランダに暮らしたいから
日本は自殺多いから息苦しい世の中

せっかく日本語が出来るんだからなんとかそれを生かしてよ。
↑英語にできなくてつらい


葉っぱでもやって元気出して。

おつ
日本人の身長のままオランダ人化したらヤバイな

おいこら
死んだら生きられないじゃん

マジレス貰って罪悪感ないのか串

...

こんばんは
またお勉強に参りました。
「何をお探しですか?」は、
Are you looking for anything?
or
Are you looking for something?
どちらが適切ですか?

日本人「うどん!うどんw」
欧米人「なに言ってんだこの猿」

途中が抜けすぎ

>¥16,800 (税別)
JUST

どうやってチュリップを日本まで送りますか?
しぼむだろう
飼おうかな
でもいつか自殺をしたら猫はどうなるのかな
飼わないかな
lmao
オランダに日本人は少ないから
それを生かせない
元気出せない
その通りだ
串?
まだ生きているから罪悪感がある
世界にも両親にも周りの人にも迷惑をかけている

レスたくさん出たよね
ごめんなさい

What are you looking for?
Are you looking for anything?
Are you looking for something?
どれでもいいと思う

May i help you? ではダメなんですか

月見バーガーがもう一度発売された。やった。

bruh where are the pics of the gyaru you fucked?
still owe us big tYme

>Arabs on her chest
slave mark

This is a SFW board, Doitsu-kun.

host them on imgur and post the link

Just post pics of their feet then.

What would you like? 的な事を言われた事があるけど、どうなんろうね

深い

BULLIED FOR LOVING JAPAN?! - 日本が好きなのでいじめられている?!
youtube.com/watch?v=7Qbd-eWxn1A

月見バーガーの季節だねえ。
マックはグラコロが好きだな。

also a VERY sugoi idea yes
post feetsu

She gets uglier every time I see her

>"OUR" pop-culture
shoot me now

>their

I wish I had had fun with more than one gyaru.

wow shit tier feet desu
and nice monkey wrist

>we japanese
SHE'S DOING IT AGAIN

ありがとう
それはそうですね、最も親切に接したいと言うべきでしょうか、そんな感じです。
そういうことも聞きたい相手(顧客)の場合もっともっと英語が必要ですよね。
勉強しないとーorz

she really does think she is japanese huh

>making fun of a man for being hairy

Wew lad.

>soles instead of tops
>ugly, unkempt feet
I used to hold you in high-esteem.

否定文や疑問文の時は"anything"や"any"になるのが基本だけれど、相手からの返事が"Yes"であると期待されるような場合は、"some"や"something"を使うと習ったはず。
だから「紅茶はいかがですか?」と勧めるなら、would you like some tea?というのが丁寧ということ。
ここに書いてある
chu.benesse.co.jp/qat/1034_e.html

looks like the hair on my nutsac bruh sry

ガサガサの足w

>he likes tops better than soles

They're not that bad, m8.

毛むくじゃらのそれはなんですか

Why I Quit Japanese TV | タレント活動をやめた理由
youtube.com/watch?v=J2qg8pK_dJk

her videos are interesting even though she is not cute.

どうもありがとう解りやすい

wait, your balls are that hairy???
I would so not give you teabagging.

Is that your hand? Are you part monkey?

本物の男の象徴だ、先輩。

I'm all man.

Is Peru or other Chinese speaker around?
I would like to know what the lined part in the text says.
Can anyone tell me whether she had the ROC nationality at the time when the magazine was issued?
Is it possible to tell if the article is based on the interview with the woman?

She not ugly, but she always has this weird expression on her face.

Like she's just tasted/smelt something weird.

i cant even imagine how comfy capsule hotels are, im adding it right to my japanese bucket list alongside soaplands, love hotels, onsen, the tea ceremony and the penis festival

More feet. Did you gather that this pose is a meme for me?

better feet but pic is shit

what are you doing man

youtube.com/watch?v=TLWNYH7Wmwc

Aomori is like a shit.

他国の人がたくさん居るのでもう一度。
↓これは何に聞こえますか?
vocaroo.com/i/s0ZDvzsEL88X

did you trim the pic such that it didn't show your hairy arm?

Is that a new half feet? Looks to big to be originally female

>m-muh social anxiety
>m-muh impostor syndrome

go back to tumblr ya shit

画像が悪い

There's just no pleasing you is there, you Kraut bastard.

>what are you doing man
How do you mean? Like, "what are you doing taking shit pics for?" or literally "what are you doing?"

Yeah, tragically, her legs were also cut out in the process.

exquisite taste for a man with tao rila obsession

why can't you take good pics. why do you need to hold the feet in your hand? just tell her to lift the feet up like that and take a nice pic with a steady hand.

>better feet
>but still soles instead of tops

この笑顔は飲み屋のお姉さんだ

having the camera like 2 inches from her face really doesn't help with her alien face and freak teeth

Did we hurt your feeling for making fun of your arm?

>why can't you take good pics.

Idk man the lighting the room was bad, I wasn't taking them for National Geographic or something.

彼女は日本訛りで「car」と言った。

was she a hooker dressing up as schoolgirl

N-no...

'Car', unless you're speaking Chinese.

No, she was a 19 year old girl I met off of Tinder. That was her real uniform.

>彼女
*女性

did you shmell the shocks

わ(。・∀・)ノありがとう。
音にするとどんな感じに聞こえるのですか?
それが知りたいのです。

Did you fuck her?

>maitre gims

wow get out of here french negro

?

CAR

Yeah, I put her sock in my mouth actually. I smelled her feet too, they stunk good.

Gyaru's feet didn't smell though, even though she was wearing these big boots around before I fugged her with my benis.

Japanese girls generally don't smell.

>mfw

>even the japs listen to this crap

why

>goes to japan
>teaches english
>starts a youtube vlog channel

could you BE any more cliche?

she was later found in a ditch by the roadside raped and murdered

NEVER trust american

Yes, I was fucking her during the first picture. Which is party why the picture sucks. I guess.

have you ever given a gyaru a 2 minute fuck on a toilet for disabled people

>どんな感じに聞こえる
かー

Do Japanese girls get weirded out by feet stuff?

M-my friend wants to know.

Chinese has the 'err' sound too, not that I know if 'car' is a word in Chinese or not though.

Only one of them is going to get her and you know who.

今年42歳になる蓮舫、本名「謝蓮舫」
中華民国の国籍を保有していた。
だと思う…。
十八歳の時に日本国籍を選んだっぽいね。

Not from my experience, Japanese girls or otherwise.

19 year old girl was cutely embarrassed when I started smelling her feet and even more cutely embarrassed when I told her that they smelled. But she actually liked it and called me a perv. She really liked toe sucking.

I wish I knew how to speak the JAPANESE language so I could shniff the toes of JAPANESE girls!!

>the german footfag reappears

took me too long to notice this