Hey user, what kind of music do you like?

>Hey user, what kind of music do you like?
what would you say

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Generally I listen to post-punk, punk, jazz, metal, progressive rock and experimental rock. Why do you ask?

I panic and run away

I would wonder why I'm around these well-adjusted people because normally they don't make eye contact with me or even acknowledge my existence so I'd be shocked that they were smiling at me, trying to get to know me.
And I don't even drink tea either.

whatever genre I most recently have been listening to
also use a broad enough genre name to not seem like an asshole

i would tell them to listen to my shit then get head from the white honeys

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lol, this

Anything/Everything is objectively the most acceptable normie answer. They lower their guard down when you say that.
And when they ask "even rap/country?" You say "yes, even rap and country."

"I listen to entry-level hipster trash to make up for my lack of a personality."
>bitches love self-deprecating humor

these

I smile, whisper the word "Radiohead," and all five immediately start sucking my cock.

I'd show them pic related.
Would the group accept me or reject me?

>Pretty much anything that I hear is good from people I'll try out, but mainly hip-hop and folk. How about you guys?

You know, respond like a normal human being and not an autistic spaz?

emo and rap wbu

>letting all five suck your cock
redcap is the only answer. other four can fuck off

>wow we didn't realize you were such a pleb, user

please show me the patrician way, oh great one

Contemporary classical, field recordings and chief keef

>well, i'm going through a new wave phase right now.

>be me sitting listening to Magnetic Fields
>7/10 girl sits down
>"hey user what are you listening to"
>"oh ugh the Magnetic Fields"
>"hah is that a band or like...a book?"
>"oh its a band"
>"haha"
>then she stopped talking to me

Why we always make threads like this Sup Forums? Why do we reply also?

you should've said "its both". she knew you were a pleb

"everything pretty much"

i dont understand the normie mindset where they subscribe to one or two genres and thats just their shit forever

Because they know nothing outside of new shitty minimalist rap and mainstream pop.

Post-Avant Jazzcore and Progressive Dreamfunk

I do this too.

Classical. Then the conversation halts for five minutes and they never ask me about music ever again.

Alternative. I mean, it's not totally a lie.

experimental, hiphop, and post-rock, why do you ask, pleb?

I like weird music

exclusively post-benis-core. have you heard of zach holte

I just say old school hip hop. Normies always love that answer

anime soundtracks, nsbm, and naked pictures of your mother

I like all kinds

"Oh, a bunch of different things"

I literally start rattling off my aotysf list until they tell me to stop or just walk away

Anything but country and (c)rap

"Indie Stuff"
>oh so like Troye Sivan?!
uhhhh...

whatever I actually like wich at this point would consist of
>pretty much all genres and kinds of music

If they don't like it well, that's too bad they can find a new friend if that is something they judge people for

I just wrote a comeback to a fictional group of individuals, fuck