Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!

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i like drill hair and salmon

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これはお前です

現物捕まえろよ、レミ

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I hope this one survives

絵の人物の髪はクロワッサンみたい

Post cool anime music

post yfw when F is a Janny

can I travel to japan if I have a drug misdemeanor on my record?

Oy lads I was looking for a japanese rock song about mustaches.
Anyone knows what I am searching for?

これは俺にとっていくら理想的な生活でも犯罪だよな

Try it and post result

自慢話だが、クロワッサン製造機は日本人が開発したんやで

腹減ってきた
どうしてくれる

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面白い (´・ω・`)

ロリ婚復活させよう

精神的に不安定な奴が犬飼ったら駄目だよな?
やっぱり

>tfw (you) がない

A quick google search says it's not definite but I will most likely be denied. In the same vein, however, they don't have access to US criminal records (unlike canada & mexico do). So I can just lie at immigration if I really want to.

@64704410
また今度な

おつでーす
同じく・・・何食べようかな

y-you too...

how did you get a drugs charge lmao

I fell asleep and this is three threads ago now, but I can't go without thanking you guys.

Doing drugs probably

どうしたか
日本料理が健康的から、太るのが難しいと思った

クラフト品方が好きだ
もっと美味しい

do you know of any japanese speaking online publications about culture, art and stuff in the same vein as Fact or Vice i-D ?

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Canadajin3 looks living in a good apartment.
Are youtubers so rich?

>be a japanese with a weird obsession of jodeln
>have the opportunity to take over the company of your father and be rich as fuck
>shit on everything go to Bavaria and become one of the most famous jodler
>marry a bavarian weib and have 4 children with her

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Why are Homo Japonis so fucking based?

the amount of fuck not given is unbearable

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Most based jodler since Fritzi von Wankerdorf

同意

>Ischi met his wife Henriette in 1981 and proposed to her three years later at an onsen (hot spring) in Japan, where he yodeled his proposal to her.

This fucking guy really loves yodelling

ロリコンのメンタリティ

ok i thought the bit with the speaker in the bathroom was amazing

日本の国土を戦場にされないようにロシアと仲良くする

ロリコンなのに毎週風俗に行く俺はどうだ

ただいま

日本語コースでは、今日は2つ目のクラスだったけど、同級生と話しをちょっとするのは初めてだったんだ。出かけに一緒に地下鉄に乗ったこともあるけど、実はあんまりしゃべらなかったよ

来週よくなればいい

would totally abuse that small white canadian ass

犯罪者にならない良い行いの自己処理

アメリカの風俗店ってどうなん?肉の塊のようなものがでてくるん?

hey doitsu footfag you still in here?

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こんにちは。

quiz
これな~んだ?

Princess Mako is visiting in Paraguay
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画像

我が国の姫君は楚々としておられる

画像がなに?

南米への移民の記念の式があるらしい

princess mako more like princess manko

btw any jav codes of sex in traditional dress?

美しいなぁぁぁ
姫様に生まれ変わりたいわ(*´∀`*)

The British does not say such a thing.
Thus, you die

長ねぎの漬物なの?

>manlets
they'll never learn

Get along with Russia so as not to be a national land of Japan to the battlefield

近い植物。
カレーライスに良く合うよ

美味しいだろう
いつか食べてみたい

甘くて酸っぱいです

韓国にも似たものがあります

たぶんおいしいと感じないとおもう
俺は子供の頃食べられなかった

なんですか?
画像下さい

個人の意見をどうもw

見た目は同じものです

画像ぐらいあるでしょう?
早く見せてよ

アプしました

Embarrassing """""""culture""""""""""

Y tho

I mean I know why, but Y tho.

Oh yeah the American version is way better
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I'd never known young ichii

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That isn't American culture. Try harder Heimlich.

朝鮮人は嘘ばっかりつく

>American culture
Are you really trying to imply that something like that actually exists? Get real Cletus

That meme again.
youtu.be/Rr8ljRgcJNM

ベニス

I just changed my iPhone wallpaperbforbthe first time in 3 years, what do you think of the picture I decided to use? It's Liu Wen a Chinese model

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America!

こちへこい
あんたのペニスにいい感じさせるよ

Who /was here/ when Osama was taken out and Moot had this song looping.

Whta is a wota (ヲタ)?

Posted this on another thread without noticing...

Hardcore idolfag

ヲ is written as wo but read as o
ヲタ(ク) ota(ku) it's used mainly by idolfags who do shit like ヲドリ (jumping around like mainacs with glowsticks)

ヲタ means オタク. ヲタ was used on only internet as a slang in the past. Now it is popular with young generation.

>Now it is popular with young generation.
Why do you enforce "younger generation here is accepting otaku culture" meme any time otaku mentioned?

Younger generation are cancer.

They're mefags

Never mind, thought you were talking about wotas.

Thanks. I was reading some blog that translates comments from japanese textboards and I saw some comments mentioning these wota people in them.

Is it hard to find a wife in Japan and take her to Germany?

going to have a snack, not eating the whole tart maybe just 1/4 of it

That chocolate was a great buy it was reduced from £4 to £1 and I got 2 more which I ate a few days ago

No but they will cheat on you with a black man when they find out germany is boring af.

How old are you? If you are under 22, you have a chance. You come to Japan as a exchange student and get a gf who learning German.
Or impossible.

>pear tart
wow, pear tart is my favorite cake!
now I start to be hungry (´・ω・`)
I go to conbini to buy something sweet

Usually Japanese girl get married with a man after they spend a few years for dating.
If do you think you had a trip and fucked her and took her Germany, It is impossible at all.

ハンバーガーくだしあ

日本人彼女を二つくさだい

ブラジルのケツを4個ください

女性は物じゃない
ふざけるな

日本人彼女を二つくさだい

二股かけるのはまずいよ