This dude managed to tie down a wife. You read that right. Not a girlfriend, a wife

This dude managed to tie down a wife. You read that right. Not a girlfriend, a wife.

Why don't you even have a girlfriend yet Sup Forums?

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can't you just stop being... you know.... Canadian?!

Because I'm not cool or lucky enough

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Beautiful couple desu.

Yeah everyone except you is lucky right? Nice cope

I'm ugly and I have a shit personality.

But I do desu

A lot of married people are ugly and have bad personalities. Next excuse

some reason in non specific order..
>unemployed
>no idea how to find a job
>live with parents at age 26
>never lived by my own
>don't know how to cook
>never have wash my own clothes
>family doesn't own a car, don't know how to drive anyway
>0 friends
>more interested in video games than people
>5'8'' manlet
it's literally impossible for someone like me to get a gf.

Why would I stop that, Jorge?

You could fix all of those in a year of working at it

You are above average height in colombia by the way. How is that a manlet?

The guy is a 5 and the woman is a 7.
I bet she will divorce him after a few years and take all his money away.

because no one (including your family) likes you?

>having a girlfriend
>in the year of our lord 2016

But that's not true I have plenty of friends and a girlfriend

Are you okay jorge? Have you bought the machete with your allowance yet

Why do normies always act like theres something wrong with you if you're not in a relationship with someone?

I'm ugly as sin

Who's acting like it's wrong besides abnormies?

You guys are the ones posting ">tfw no gf" all the time

no need to lie in the internet mike chang, you're anonymous here, not even you like what you see in the mirror.

Jorge you need to stop projecting

Make more threads about how your parents turned you into a neet pls

Name one reason why you should have a gf.

don't change the subject, get it out of your chest, we are here to help you.

The spots on my penis.
Virgin 4ever right guys? hehe hehehe hee
My life is meaningless

Jorge is this how you make yourself feel better?

Coping like this?

To have sex

For companionship? don't you ever get lonely

poobra speakth the truf

I'll be here until the janitor finishes his hentai and deletes this thread, if you want to talk about something (anything) I'll be here for you.

I can have sex and companionship without a gf.

Name one reason.

Yes I want to talk about why you still live with your parents and are a virgin

a gf is overrated
They want attention when you want to be alone, and that can get tiring real quick

>fat
>not socialized
>I can't make myself care anymore even with my meds
>when I actually fuck a woman I dont even get the pleasure of an orgasm anymore
im basically /r9k/ but living on my own.

autism sucks

and i want to talk about your 2 inch dick and your daily dreams about cristiano ronaldo.

I don't even know who that is

I honestly have no interest. I can masturbate if im horny and the majority of my youth and adulthood have been in isolation so I dont ever feel lonely. I honestly have no idea what else you would get a girlfriend for.

Race mixing is even more idiotic than caste mixing.

Telugu Brahmin checking in.

Dengay badkow

Mallu Brahmin agrees with you

liar liar pants on fire

im a fag :(

What language is this?