New Yacht sex tape thread, get it here boys!

New Yacht sex tape thread, get it here boys!

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deathandtaxesmag.com/290202/yacht-sex-tape/
pagesix.com/2016/05/09/indie-band-yacht-selling-their-own-sex-tape-for-just-5/
thump.vice.com/en_us/article/yacht-leaked-sex-tape-fake-hoax-trolling
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

respond to this or yacht guy will give you his juice tonight

dude Force Field PR lmao

Oh god no

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I don't want to pay for this

Will Force Field protect me from the juice?

Noooo, not the jews!!
D:

Is Jona Jewish? Circumcised dicks are atrocious

Yes, you must send them a package and order one of their t-shirts from Twitter. Here is their entire roster in case you forgot:

Adult Books
Alex Smoke
Alma Construct
ALSO
Apollo Records
Ariel Pink
Beliefs
Blonde Redhead
Cerise
Cian Nugent
Coeur de Pirate
Datassette
Deep Sea Diver
Dent May
Dinner
DRINKS
Eskmo
Field Music
Frankie Rose
Free Pizza
Frog Eyes
Froth
Gacha
Golden Daze
Gothic Tropic
Heliotropes

Herbcraft
Hit Bargain
Holy Wave
Hooded Fang
Jaye Bartell
The Jesus and Mary Chain
Jimmy Whispers
John Andrews & The Yawns
John Maus
Joon Moon
Kasket
Kwesi Foraes
Lakker
Lance Neptune
La Sera
Little Wings
Living Hour
Lone
Martin Crane
Moiré
Mount Eerie
Music of Morocco
Mylko
N-A-R-C
Nedelle Torrisi
Neon Indian

The Ocean Blue
O Mer

Still no link?

don't, at least two people gave them their money already. bupkis
deathandtaxesmag.com/290202/yacht-sex-tape/
>golden showers and “cuckolding” being two kinks mentioned
kek

You probably shouldn't ask the internet to send you "packages". Just sayin...

No because its fake

so this is fake right? the only people posting screen shots are their celebrity mates

>A quick search of torrenting sites just yields a bunch of people having sex on yachts.

lol, what did they expect?

yachts having sex

I'm so close to buying this just out of curiosity but I don't even know who they are

do it

do the right thing

this, and upload it to mega too

everyone who has purchased should file a dispute with square and get their account locked.

ive seen the video and im uploading it somewhere where you can see it for yourselves in a few minutes, 15%

it's pretty short and not especially hot, a lot of blurry bullshit to be honest

the dyke looking woman just keeps on sitting on his face probably as part of some kind of domination thing, then, and I assume this is the part they think is kinky, the guy says "GIVE ME THE JUICE" and she starts pissing on him but it's like a dribble and not a proper spraying, then the camera cuts and it's just him in a blindfold, and then the woman invites in this black guy and she's like "jerk him off NOW" and this guy is jerking off this black guy and he's like "uhhh nyeah nigguh", then she's like "you big sissy, now listen as the bull gives me what I need". Then the black guy starts giving her devastatingly brutal anal, balls deep real savage, and her boyfriend is like half erect but barely keeping it up, then the camera cuts out.

ok stop plz, you are not uploading it, you are just hyping this

I want Alex's special juice

...

Why are Sup Forumstards so obsessed with black dicks? Just come out of the closet already, man.

>it's the current year and people still don't GIVE HIM THE JUICE, get exposed for GIVING HIM THE JUICE, concoct a desperate scheme to profit off the video and claim that they are victims as well as praiseworthy & moral

I bet you guys do worse things alone with your partner

no

...

GIVE ME JUIXE

Who can say what's better or worse between consenting adults? No one is judging what yacht guy did, because no one has seen the tape.

GIVE ME THE JUICE

Pls no

>partner
uhh

GIVE ME THE JUICE NIGGA

Drink up, yacht guy

i dont understand why we dont have it yet

it's only $5

someone MUST have tried to pay for it. is it a hoax and cancels the order or something?

GIVE ME THE JUICE

...

I tried to buy it. It gave me an error message. I sure hope that my credit card wasn't charged. I will have to check later

>implying any jew from this site would pay money for anything

no one's gotten it yet due to a "Server Overload" error which either points to inept engineering, or the hoax-yness of it
maybe it's an ARG? I hope not, I was disappointed by the bands last output and hoped the image would evolve a lil' bit

GIVE ME THE JUICE

If there truly is server overload, then someone would have the video. A lot of people would have it. Otherwise their servers wouldn't be overladed

but who would want to pay $5 to see those two ugly fucks have sex??? like, not even fot the lulz man...

I know. I could just watch any random porn and it would have the same effect on me a a watching this.

...

neat

have a 'corrected' version of the picture which doesnt look like it was taken in the marina trench (as much)

That doesn't even look like anyone really having sex.

They are fully clothed

so you vomit at the sight of any porn?

...

Yeah, essentially

Is this the logical conclusion to modern feminism

no it's Force Field PR

link when?

idek wtf this means but i don't want it

kek

rude

wut

Well, I do like me some of that Ariel Pink. And John Maus.

Great! Can we expect you to become a partner with Force Field PR in the near future?

I think so, my good man! Sign me up!

this Force Field PR meme is too avant for me

pagesix.com/2016/05/09/indie-band-yacht-selling-their-own-sex-tape-for-just-5/

Awesome! All of our contact info is listed below here:

Force Field PR
P.O. Box 42125
Los Angeles, CA 90042

[email protected]

Great to have you on board, my friend!

does the video actually exist. post the fucking link

what t he fuck

leak it deak

if no one here has found it yet - it never fucking existed.

they tried to spoof us

the reason they 'released' it was because it had already 'leaked'

none of us ever saw a 'leaked' copy

total bullshit and now we have spent the whole day googling YACHT and clicking their shit and typing their name into shit.

fuck.

Force Field PR just said on twitter that it may be promoting a new music video or some shit. It's a PR scam.

honestly, thank god it doesn't exist.

they are as ugly as a band can be an I'm glad we don't have to see them naked.

if thats true

i really wanna know the origin of the cuck "synopsis" and JUICE

GIVE ME THE JUICE

Just appreciate it.

GIVE ME THE JUICE

>tfw i have an ugly people having sex fetish

not even lying, i scour the internet for nerdy, unattractive girls whose lays managed to get on video or camera

Woah, you guys have been troll'd real hard... Can't believe anyone thought for a second this was a real thing.... Nothing to see here, just a publicity stunt

thump.vice.com/en_us/article/yacht-leaked-sex-tape-fake-hoax-trolling

kek

they quote "4chat" in the article

I skid like I’m no use
My headband expand like I choose JUICE

kek

damn

they should quote how no one wanted to actually see them naked

Why the fuck is Thump lurking Sup Forums and citing us as a valuable quote for their article? What the fuck?

what

...

Uncircumcised dicks look like shar peis

Man, I wish...

But why?! Nerdy girls can be qt but these guys are just plain ugly.

>4chat

I wish an artist anyone actually wants to fap to would release a sextape.

man fuck all this. I'll just stick to my incest porn. I don't need any fancy-pantsy celebrities in my videos.

When i elft the last thread we were still trying to figure out if it was real and just heard about GIVE ME THE JUICE. What have I missed since then?

Why are you so obsessed with Sup Forumstards, is it some sort of strange fetish?

Vice's THUMP quoted our last YACHT thread in an article of theirs and we found out the publication is total Sup Forumstants since the next article they did was on the "techno interests me" meme guy.

They're still pathetic nobodies trying to garner attention through other means, because their music sucks. End up disconnecting from their few fans (like, 5) because they're so pathetic.

Yeah

>It's a scat sex tape
I'd still watch it