GET SHART ON AMERICA

GET SHART ON AMERICA

MERRY PLANEMAS AMERICA W/ LOVE FROM UR FAVORITE LEAF

great thread

>if your flag doesn't have the stars and stripes on it, you officially cannot afford food.

>if your flag has the stars and stripes on it, you officially cannot afford healthy food.

>if your flag has the stars and stripes on it, you officially cannot afford an education

I remember the first time I came to NYC in 1997 with my dad and I saw those buildings. I remember hearing how those buildings would last 500 years.
I went back to the UAE in 1999 and didn't come back 'til 04. By then those fuckers were gone (of course, I had known about the attacks barely a few days after they came down).
But coming back to NYC and seeing an empty hole of nothing where those two towers used to be was hard to get used to. I'm in NYC now and the Freedom Tower looks nice, but it really isn't the same.

>if your flag has the stars and stripes on it, you officially cannot afford medical care.

>if your flag has the stars and stripes on it, you officially cannot have kinder eggs

>Who has a higher sperm count than British men?
>British women

Holy kek

Brits BTFO will they ever recover?

>American """"""""""""""humour"""""""""""""""""

He's so far been funnier than you, m8

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This isnt how you banter my Armenian friend, no this is just a poor joke.

Not samefag, if that's what you're implying.

I don't get it

>AMERICAN """""""""""""""Humour""""""""""""""""

Me neither

>be britbong
>require medical attention
>all doctors are on strike
>no funding for bandages

>Be Dutch
>jews of the European union
>Lobby for bias agricultural policy to the detriment of other EU states
>Contribute far less than you receive.
>Cheat EU policy through tax law.

The Hollander, He cheats, He defrauds.

British are beta male
British women are whore

we contribute more than we receive though.
The rest is correct.

venezuela has both stars AND stripes on it's flag and it cannot afford food

>nevar forget