/p4k/ - Nightly Pitchfork Countdown Hypetrain Thread

Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's 4 new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.

10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Titus Andronicus being robbed once again?
Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice?
Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins?
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy?
qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly?
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp?
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?

Will someone dethrone Kanye West/ANOHNI 9.0 for AOTY?

OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 19

The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.

>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member, now slightly updated)
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>Tonight's Top Stories
-James Blake review when?
-Death Grips review when?
-Radiohead review when?
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Bat for Lashes, Death Grips, Car Seat Headrest, Radiohead, Local Natives, Islands, Vijay Iyer, Swans, and Tim Heidecker.
-/p4k/ forever

last two digits are radiohead score

-This thread stands with Holger Meins, Yasser Arafat, Carlos Fonseca and Moriaki Wakabayashi.

no this is

Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM

but actually

5.x confirmed

RIP

Did Bottomless Pit get reviewed yet?

Death Grips tonight: 7.4
James Blake tomorrow: 8.8
Radiohead Thursday: 8.5

Close. I'm betting a 9.0 - no way it tops In Rainbows, and P4K seems to like doing ties for the top score of the year now.

>Radiohead Thursday: 8.5
this. everyone saying it'll be 9+ are kidding themselves.

dubs for Death Grips 7.8

BP - 8.8 bnm
Blake - 7.2/10
AMSP - 9.6/10

BP: 8.5
TCIA: 8.4
AMSP: 9.5

RH - 9.1
DG - 8.0
JB - 8.3

BP: 7.9
RH: 8.6
JB: 8.9

BP: 9.3
JB: 8.5
RH: 8.3

you retards
p4k dropped dg a while back
expect toxic masculinity callout and the like

DG tonight: 8.4 bnm
JB Thursday?: 8.6 bnm
RH tomorrow: 9.5 bnm

Jenny Death got like an 8.1, that's a great score

L-let me dream...

>BP with a higher score than RH

kek

Radiohead review imminent. Get one last bias-free listen in boys

I almost hope it gets a shit review so that I appreciate the album even more than I already do.

>people expecting BNM for Death Grips
p4k really isn't behind them. also the album is dreadful, easily their worst

AMSP is at the very least a 9

def gripe: 7.3
jim blacke: 8.4
radio head: 8.8

>easily their worst

keep drinking that contrarian koolaid homie

no

not him but he's right. you know people can have opinions that differ from the norm.

new radiohead is awful, I hope they p4n the fuck out of it

Radiohead 8.3

>p4n
This seems like a pretty obvious joke, but I'm surprised that this is the first time I'm seeing it.

RIP

what's the joke exactly?

The "4" replacing the "a" in pan.

I hope they p4n it. p4k is how people refer to pitchfork

Death Grips: 4.2
James Blake: 6.8
Radiohead: 9.7

so will it be Radiohead, James Blake or Death Grips today?

3 BMNs in a row?

probably blake or dg

i still don't get it

>> including cellist/composer Oliver Coates, who does this great version of This Mortal Coil’s “Another Day”

god dammit p4k

Almost desirable for the shitstorm that would follow

nice

I hope then pan it, as in give it a negative review.

That's really all there is to the joke, m8.

can't give exact numbers, but
DG < JB < RH
i can't believe any of you think otherwise

So how buttblasted will mu be when Death Grips doesn't get BNM?

even TMT panning it got a solid 2-3 threads of pure anal pain, p4k doing it could be something beautiful

Placing my bets...

Jame Blake: 7.7
Death Grips: 8.3 BNM
Radiohead: 8.5 BNM

Death Grips aren't the score-grubbing type

Radiohead fans totally are though, and they'll flip a shit if it's not higher than 8.7

It's pitchfork so no one should care

anyone who thinks radiohead is getting panned needs to reassess. This is p4k we talking about. They gave a bottom tier kanye album which got middling reviews from most critics a 9.0. Being a part of a legacy goes a long way (yes even if you are white)

if dubs, zoe let's me touch her """pussy""

>Death Grips aren't the score-grubbing type

Yep, only women get 9s now.

No BNM for death grips and switch james blake and radiohead and you're right

Jame Blake: 7.9
Death Grips: 6.3
Radiohead: 8.8 BNM

9.6 radiohead

8.8 death grips

7.8 AMSP screencap this

>Kanye literally got the last 9 before Anohni

Radiohead 8.2 no BNM
dubs confirm

Death Grips 7.1
James Blake 8.6
Radiohead 8.9
screencap this, print it out, hang it on your wall

Radiohead - 9.2
Death Grips - 8.4
James Blake - 7.8

this is true, coming from a RH fan

still, a 8.7 is a fair score but it just seems a little silly being put on the same level as Beyonce and below Kanye (which still are good albums but come on)

Women and "Women".

kek. no way radiohead doesn't enter the 9s

did you not see all the butthurt tmt review threads? and the ones complaining cause fantano didn't give it a 10?

>Being a part of a legacy goes a long way (yes even if you are white)
Tell that to AnCo.

James Blake: 7.9
Death Grips: 8.3 no BNM
Radiohead: 9.2 BNM

DG 8.4
JB 7.8
RH 8.8

When do the new reviews get posted?

I actually really like JB. The scores are just what I'm expecting P4K to dish out. I enjoyed all three albums very much.

>Death Grips aren't the score-grubbing type
Oh, wow.

i want casuals >>>/OUT/

Radiopan 8.1 SCREENCAP THIS

memesters stirring shit, not genuine whining

It's supposed to be 1:00 AM EST but it takes about a minute usually

last two digits of my post is AMSP's score

>8.2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

likely desu

JB BTFO,
WHITES BTFO

accurate

8.2 JAMES BLAKE BTFO KEK M8

anyone thinking DG gets above 7.9 on p4k is delusional

>8.2
BTFO
WHITE PEOPLE ON SUICIDE WATCH

>8.2
BTFO
WHITE PEOPLE ON SUICIDE WATCH

>8.2
BTFO
WHITE PEOPLE ON SUICIDE WATCH

absolutely zero chance that DG is getting BNM

>8.2 BNM
FUCKING LEL

>9.5
Nice get.

Last two of here determine DG's score.

lol, a bnt for an 8.2 is almost certainly bought

>2 nights of 8.2
>only 1 gets BNM

NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
James Blake 8.2 BNM by Kevin Lozano
Little Scream 7.5 by Laura Snapes
Homeboy Sandman 6.7 by Marcus J. Moore
Fog 7.0 by Mehan Jayasuriya

ewwwww awful score
shadow pan for a great album, fuck p4k

rip james blake career it was fun while it lasted

>8.2

TUMBLR ABOUT TO KILL THEMSELVES

WHITES GETTING BNM HANDOUTS NOW

WHAT A WORLD

I'm scared that this'll be the case

unlikely, mine are probably more accurate

Congrats on coming closest when it came to the James Blake album.