/éire/

Swiss-Belgian things edition

Haha
What a sperg

Was getting lonely lad
Whats the craic with ye?

It's my birthday and hungover, so still in bed and mother hasn't told me to get up yet. Which is nice.
Cad é an craic leatsa féin?

Haopy birthday lad
Its my birthday tomorrow and im hungover too
How old are ye?
>cad é an craic leatsa fein
Ní leor, visiting the gf later

I've officially turned 20 now
I'll wish you well tomorrow also,

Just killed the biggest spider ever seen on this isle
Congrats lad, did ye have a good night?

Oh aye of course. Besides the fact the missus and I got followed home by about 5-6 lads. Turned onto her road and the fuckers stopped talking and waited for me, I assume.

>It's my birthday
*blows party popper*

Thx:3

Bounced the gfs head off the ground again lads

That'll learn her

Found a Nordee girl passed out on the road, woke her up and brought her home to a 26 county socialist utopia.. Bounced the dick off her head lads.

What's it like being the big double digits?

There's nothing for breky lads

A friend of mine fingered her outside an underage disco in Carlow once.

My back is already aching, knees are going.
Dealing with the prospect of moving out in 3 years and how it's going to happen.
Happy I can go stateside next year and drink with your man

Had freshly squeeze orange (no offence) juice, sausages, bacon and eggs with a bit of bread for an ole sandwich.

3 years? Not allowed move out until you're a mature student?

That's when I finish my degree. I've to move out once I can get a job to sustain myself. Mother wants to sell the house

Have her sell it to you on tick. My mother's still in negative equity, bought a house in the countryside in fucking 2 0 0 7

>freshly squeeze orange (no offense)
Hahahaha

Right lads, gonnae shower and have some hungover sex
Wish me luck

Gay?

Oh lad, sorry to hear.

Different case for us, this couple want to buy our house. So far their offer is €465,000 cash. My mam is still holding out though till I graduate. Wonder how much things will change by then

Bounced the Orangutan's head off the ground lads.

>My mam is still holding out though till I graduate
Fair dos I suppose. What are you studying?

Straight

Pharmacology so I am

Windy today boys.

What do you farm?

...

Arses

One week til Sam lads

Literally cannot wait

Hate this cunt
Makes right wingers look mental

Dubs say dubs win
Check em

Can't argue with that

Reroll

OH THE GREEN AND RED OF MAYO

I CAN SEE IT STILL

3rd time is the charm

Should i do a bitta landscaping lads?
I normally just trim everything a wee bit to keep it tidy but should i take more off?
Feels a bit gay losing your body hair
Checked

I only ever trim it with a scissors but it usually feels uneven for some reason.

Ats cause were not barbers lad
Trying to get rid of your arse hair is by far the worst though

I always fear that I'm going to snip me bollocks off whenever I go to trim my arsehole so I don't bother any more.

Great now my ball sack is bleeding
Read above lad, literally just happened to me, it was while i was trimming me ballfro though

Make up mirror, towel, snippers, bed.

Arsehole hair removal necessaries

I share a room lad so i can do me gardening in the shower

Just have your roommate shave your arsehole.

I don't think my 15 year old brother would be up for that lad

Tell your brother to piss off for a while ffs.

Not rocket science

Nothing venture nothing gained ;)

You seen the size of working class homes in the north lad?
If he walked out the bedroom door he'd be on the curb

very concerned at some of the homophobic and misogynistic sentiment itt

Does your brother not have friends?

id be more concerned about me fucking your mum if i was you m8 ;)

Not in the local area naw, he's got a touch of the old autism so all his mates live on the other side of town

i have 2 dads o_0

Do they spitroast ye?

Opposite the bogside?! You can't possibly mean....

I don't live in the bogside you melter

no they've never cooked me over an open fire...

Then you're not a real Irish person.

So you're from fountain then?

I see, how disappointing
Jesus no

Down in the bogside that's where I long to be,
My brother with his friends and the shower free for me,
Warm water on the bed and a towel beneath my back,
And a bit of shaving cream for the cheeks between my ass.

Beside my crack*
Nice work though, i chuckled

I unironically hate ""great"" britain and I wish that Ireland would either destroy it or annex those inbred fucks.

Don't have numbers desu
If you're guns had gotten here on time you mightve won the war

Ireland only has one friend. The Irish themselves.

Sad but true
>tfw our country is Paddy No-Mates

This, fair play for trying though

ah feck 'em anyway

we might not be real friends, but Ireland is relatively popular here for beer, butter, landscape and stuff like that. I'd say we have a rather good opinion on ireland.

Nordie shore is from fountain.
Shoot the proddy bastard.

I unironically think Germany could be our greatest ally if their entire history didn't suggest they'd try to dominate us if they got the chance

Oh no, ive been exposed

We might be popular among German people but your Government doesn't particularly like us, Schauble and Gabriel hate us and have been trying to railroad that CCCTB idea again.

Was in Munich a few months ago, most of you are alright in fairness.

>tfw no average irish gf

looks like a hopeless tranny

stop demeaning irish women aswell please

I'm not a big fan of our current government and I think that you deserved more respect for being one of the few countries that improved their economical situation (at least on the paper). Munich is one of the better big cities, you'd probably be disappointed if you'd have went to Berlin or Frankfurt.

>sharing a country with anglo scum

I think we've learnt our lesson the last time Hans

Your commitment to this meme post is commendable

Mate of mine fingered her outside an underage disco in Carlow once

just farted cum lads

Where is he???

Chuir cara liom a mhéar inti taobh amuigh dioscó faoi aois i gCeatharlach roimh

stop spreading lies please

Notice how the frequency of your man posts have gone down since he was revealed to be a raging homosexual.

I must say I am impressed Nordie Shore, you have outdone yourself.

same thing happened to you tho kek and you ran away lol

Will you please take off your name and trip

I seem to remember you saying that everyone should stop with their trips/names. They did, and now it's just you.

>Vape King
DUDE VAPE OMG SO EPIC WOAH SAVAGE xDDDDDD le blaze it up bro 0_o

Thanks lad

I was in finland with a woman

Nobody agreed to do it with me.

\//\ Vape Nation \//\

>finland with a woman
Nice, did ye shag her?
>no name/trip
Keeping mine desu, i like knowing who im talking to in /éire/
Just take it off outside the general

I did yeah, Finnish women are top tier.

>i-im totally not gay guize
lol

Niiice
She a blonde?
Has she got squinty eyes?
What's her feet taste like?

there's nothing wrong with being gay

Heard BLM is now in Ireland lads, can we kill the foreigners now?

maybe in dublin

nope cork and galway actually.

literally where?

Won't end well for them desu, it'll just alienate them from the natives even more
Can't wait till they protest outside a knackers area

guarantee Joe Loughnane is at the forefront of it

fucking runt has 10 degrees now and is a professional SJW