Swedes, danes and finns don't have a mountain to chill on
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Danetugal
Wannabe-danskjävel in Sweden we have mountains
Also forgot to mention, sug min Kebnekaise
wtf is a "dane" ? Sounds like a type of bug living in flat swamps or something
you know the people who live in Denmark.
Well at least we got lakes. A fuckload of lakes which might be of value if fresh water ever becomes globally scarce for some odd reason. I think then we can just buy your mountains if we need them.
But of course that's not very likely and to my understanding you're giving us the tip of Halti as a present for our nations 100th birthday, so shits's all good. Thanks bro!
>fjeldaber ejer hverken gronland, fåreoerne eller island
Soon...
icelanders hate you danes, atleast the icelandic standup comedians do
What? Sorry, i don´t speak arabic.
No one could tell the difference unless you take out the potato out of your mouth
Our language may be ugly, but at least we don´t sound like faggots singing while we talk.
Swedish accent is neat.
I wouldn't know what a danish singer sounds like anyway
Better than Abba i assure you
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>tfw chilled on a hilltop just yesterday
where's the commieblock?
where's the mosque?
>Danadjöflar eiga ekki Ísland
''mountain''
Jo vi gor - Island er dansk
Compared to the rest of the country it's Mount fucking Everest
Dette
Så længe i lærer DANSK i skolen, er Island DANSK
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Whaaaat! Are the poor icelanders forced to learn gibbelish potato danish?
Everyone under danish rules must be forced to learn our language - that is why your language still is basically danish as well, just with strange variations
But Danes are the happiest people in the world so obviously mountains are irrelevant.
At least we don't have a crisis on shortage of dairy products.
sorry potato swamp german, we talk nynorsk
Denmark is the superior Scandinavian country.
It's not even up for debate
>flattest nordic country
>No snow
>smallest capital
>ugliest language
>don't know how to ski
Are you still sure?
Yep
I hate the snow
>ugliest language
hmm
its not even connected to the scandinavian peninsula desu
Oslo has half the population of Copenhagen.
We had a shortage of butter around that time too. So did Sweden.
And Finland isn't a germanic country either
Flatcountrybros unite
I can ski very well - i learned it in our colonies. As a former colony norway is also a good place for us to practice.
Swedistan is no longer a scandinavian country, you might as well leave ahmed.
seeing the butthurt "swedes" is always amusing when friends and i go on ski trip
>I hate the snow
well you better not come to northern Europe then
No snow?