EUROVISION 2016

First semi-final on tonight

Hopefully we can have a thread discussing the actual music instead of qts and politics like Sup Forums

So Sup Forums, who are your favourite acts?

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musically?

Y'all better prepare your anguses for unbridled, government funded multikulti-SJW-faggot propaganda. Courtesy of the Cuckdom of Sweden.

Välkomna!

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Here are the best songs to listen out for

1- Russia: Sergey Lazarev with “You Are the Only One” (8.7)
2 - France: Amir with “J’ai cherché” (8.59)
3 - Bulgaria: Poli Genova with “If Love Was a Crime” (8.51)
4 - Iceland: Greta Salóme with “Hear Them Calling” (8.37)
5 - Croatia: Nina Kraljic with “Lighthouse” (8.12)
6 - Australia: Dami Im with “Sound of Silence” (7.92)
7 - Ukraine: Jamala with “1944” (7.88)
8 - Spain: Barei with “Say Yay!” (7.83)
9 - Malta: Ira Losco with “Walk on Water” (7.8)

What's your problem? If you don't like it, watch something else

Fuck that Eskimo looking bitch. I wish I'd pissed on her property more often when I lived in Reykjavik.

I'd quite like there to be a thread on Sup Forums taking the piss out of the Eurovision song contest

I think it would be funny

Hey, some of the songs are actually good, the staging is always interesting and it's an allround fun show

(you)

A bit of both.

I have no doubt that some of the songs will be genuinely well-written pop songs but for the most part, I'd just like to kick back and ridicule these people.

really? there are people on mu which actually enjoy following this shit in 2016?
even if you like pop music, the type of stuff that goes in here is awful. Plus everything is rigged, it's always the same contries winning. It's all politics.

>rigged
c'mon lad, be a chap about it won't you mate

>really? there are people on mu which actually enjoy following this shit in 2016?
it's a FUN show

>even if you like pop music, the type of stuff that goes in here is awful.
There are over 40 tracks, you'll hear a few you really like

>Plus everything is rigged, it's always the same contries winning. It's all politics
I'm from the UK, we lose every year because we're fucking shit

The best act usually wins
Conchita Wurst was still one of the better acts in a weak year

Wow, you seem to be a very wise man

cant wait for some graham norton banter, it's going to be great this year

>we lose every year because we're fucking shit

this
the best we could ever come up with was bucks fizz

i really want to watch this but the batteries in my remote control are flat, and i can't manually change channels

Stream?

:(

Spoilers

Russia are massive favourites to win

he seems to hate it even more than wogan did
righteous

phone screen is unbelievably cracked and my internet connection is constantly giving out

it wasn't meant to be

>d-don't crush us oh powerful one!

youtube.com/watch?v=h8D7KNFtTlE
What do you think of this one?

nah, they're just legitimately the best song

Any waifus this year?

>If I Were Sorry
Are the Swedes fighting back against white guilt?

>No muslims in video
This is triggering me

ukraine's song sounds like an unreleased burial track

youtube.com/watch?v=oxS6eKEOdLQ

Brilliant

meh, weakest one they've had for a while, would be lucky to get top 10

Ukraine has you covered

Are there a theme this year? Alot of songs are about stars

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Jamie Lee (Germany)! Who else? She's top waifu!

>Jamie Lee
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its a catyh song and suprising quality actually+ gay internationl crowd gave her good grades so it must be good

>I'm from the UK, we lose every year because we're fucking shit
I'm from the UK
We lose every year because we don't have many in-groups with other nations who share very close heritage with eachother....also because we're shit.

You're talking out of your ass

Euphoria won because it was the best song
Satelite won because it was the best song
Only Teardrops won because it was the best song

Best song wins, end of

>unironically enjoying watching esc
>tfw when there are people on mu more poptimist than me
Bit of a relief, really. Though it did inspire the best Swedish one hit wonder, so I guess the show has done something good.

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>tfw I haven't listened to any entry, not even that of my homecountry, so I can stay completely unbiased

its not 2008 anymore. the uk doesnt want to win, because it doesnt want to host, its easy.

> EUROVISION
> actual music
to be desu fampai

Ireland on fire this year.

youtube.com/watch?v=jzYzVMcgWhg

are they sending jedward again

regardless of the odds, I don't believe Russia will actually win

his performance was leaked
youtube.com/watch?v=u45p3kT83dc

She looks so kawaii

>mfw this song didn't win
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pretty sad 2bh

Who rated them?

This artist is named JUST
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I can already taste the memes

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Lots of manliness this year.

Lena was better.

wew lad, we literally sent a dyke justing bieber rip-off this year

youtube.com/watch?v=yKsNfccUTuk

>justing
justin *

Wiwi jury, they're a pretty big deal with regards to Eurovision

Austria is top tier waifu and music

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That's not German. What the fuck's she singing in?

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Most voters are probably women.

I'm just here to shamelessly promote Finland

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ok bye.

Ok apparently Austrians are maximum cucks and their song is in French.

you didnt recognise the french?

I could tell it's probably Spanish or French but I didn't expect a country to sing in anything other than Native/English. Thought maybe it's some fucked up Tirolian or sth.

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Throwback to when Norway entered eurovision with this monstrosity

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Not that we have had any particulary good songs in eurovision, but this is just wrong

>decide to use spotify after 100 years
>open some random top 10 popular playlist
>80% of music is by blacks
Who said they're oppressed again?

>In 2014 the winner was a fucking bearded tranny

Daily reminder that Jewvision and their SJW propaganda is probably the worst thing that ever happened to Europe.

>implying this wasn't the best song
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That was 2015, I voted for it. Mans "gayhater" Zelmerlow or whatever from Sweden won last year ofc.

>Moldova stopped sending based meme acts

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I hope Sup Forums doesn't invade like they did last time.
This should be a fun time.

>Mans "gayhater" Zelmerlow
>"gayhater"
wut?

Bro, Azerbaijan won it a couple years ago. What heritage does that have with any nation in Eurovision besides Russia?

Let's not forget how many times Ireland has won it. Is there some pro-Irish conspiracy I'm not aware of?

I'm not saying voting for heritage never happens in Eurovision, but you'd be surprised how well countries can do with a good song.

Apparently a long time ago he said something homophobic, but has since apologized.
Tabloid papers tried to pull it up tho, because tabloids.

>tfw Israel has the best song this year
>tfw when they sent a snappy gay dude too
I hope they do well to trigger the fuck out of people.

This song is a low-key jam of the century. Best thing out of Israel since Jesus.

Only decent entry by Israel.

The rest of their songs are jew tier.

>Daily reminder that Jewvision and their SJW propaganda is probably the worst thing that ever happened to Europe.

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this beauty though

>tfw Israel has the best song this year
they don't

They will struggle to even qualify

also, fuck off kike

Remember when Germany sent a song that was nothing but gibberish?
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>"French" singer called Amir? checked!
>Black faggot ballet-dancing? checked!
>stronk multiracial female helped by Black trainers? checked!
>SJW-pandering? triple-checked!!!

at least the song is catchy (and generic AF)… youtu.be/boYQovCybYQ

I'm sorry that I said something hurtful user.
Let's be friends.

i do agree that the best song always does tend to win eurovison,
i mean just look at lordi.
but in all seriousness its rare that i dont see latvia giving poland a 10 each year no matter how shit their song is

>muh sjws
I'm genuinely curious. Do these kinds of things actually bother you guys, or is this all jokes? I honestly can't tell at this point.

why does everything related to france contain black people?

He basically said that homosexuality is a deviation something unusual (which by the way doesn't have to mean it is something bad) when he was half drunk on some tvshow

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It doesn't add up to much though

Poland get a 10 from Latvia
Greece get a 12 from Cyprus
Armenia and Azerbaijan give each other zero

It mostly balances out

History user
France is one of the Euro countries with the most black people.
Also a black guy gave France their best Eurovision entry.
youtube.com/watch?v=eU-W2STh0lI

i know it just really affects the lower scoring countries each year, so apart from the top 3 the rest of the scoring isnt worth shit

Ukraine and Hungary had (half) black people recently

Are y'all ready for the glorious San Marino troll entry?

too late.

Isn't the lady who won for Sweden in 2012 also part black or something?

youtube.com/watch?v=k0I37W3RN_U

Can we do well? Or another year in bottom? I bet a cheeky 25th.

This song is still one of the best entries ever.
Fuck that was a great song to play in summer