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CHIPPY edition

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korean pop

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jet fuel

Fuck off

Any good gimmicks here I can post to the /brit/ facebook page?

Submissive traps

ended up meeting that girl from tinder last night

she looked completely different from her pics, she was fat and ugly

luckily i met her in a public place so I wasnt trapped in her house

Surely if Hillary dies or gets too ill the Yanks will vote for whoever the Democrats put up to replace her out of sympathy.

BuzzFeed told me that all the concerns over Hillary's health were a conspiracy theory so I refuse to believe she's fainted

just want to bury my face and cock in that boipucci

That would only work if Bill replaced her, but he can't, so it won't make a difference.

Bit gay mate

Why are 95% of taxi drivers around here Pakis?

What is it about pakis and taxi driving?

At the same time?

>183,398 people like this

this can't be right

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Is there anywhere I can find constant good quality of this kind of porn?

When I google trap porn it's just ugly cunts with long hair and a flat chest

23rd for niggers and flamethrowers

did you smang her?

if possible then yes

move out of pakistan

might do 23andme even though i know i'm 100% english

naaaah fuck that, thats why im saying it was lucky we ended up meeting somewhere other than her house

Fainted today, hope I don't die next month

Trump will automatically win because the opposition no longer has the woman card

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It's difficult m8. I try /r/traps /r/femboys and a variety of different tumblrs.
I think tumblr is your best bet but it's pics and gifs only

What happens if you find out you're a Paddy lad? It's too risky.

Still getting Tinder matches every single day wtf haha

business idea: place my gonads in a waffle iron

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I AM the arse bandit

HILLARY'S IN THE HOSPITAL

IT'S HAPPENING

>meet up with a girl from tinder
>she's better in person
>we have sex on the first date
bangtidy
better luck next time lad

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lads...

We all hope you do.

Are these alright to wear with jeans and a hoody if I'm just going into town tomorrow?

My other trainers ripped and these are all I have. Reckon white shoes, jeans and a hoody is a good look 2bh.

This hot lass at work today was sitting down and you could see from over the top of her jeans that she was wearing lace panties. It made me very aroused.

You mean trump won't have, "lesser of two evil card"

Anyone else change there tinder location to another to anither cunt to check out the girls?

Fuck off with this shit gimmick

the compilation of the guy posting about maisie williams smashing his bollocks

will do the world a favour and kill myself

Autism: The shoe

literally no one else does that

SIKH UPRISING

did 23andme and discovered i was only 93% european and some of that was french

almost killed myself

oh my days

Good lad.

>all these 'Invest in Africa' ads on CNN

meanwhile in the real world, one of the main stories on worldnews is about a dictator there who eats his enemies balls cause it gives him sexual prowess

I thought they were bro tier

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*sticks one up my arse and plays really loud music so they vibrate*

Niggers getting absolutely fucking rekt worse than Rodney King

Ah yes, the so called anime forum users of peace I keep hearing about

All chippers in Ireland are run by Italians, is it the same in Britain?

How much of it was English lad

I've got Tinder but I have literally no money until payday

should I keep matching to flirt with girls or should I wait til I have money and then make a move

*queues in the freezing cold at midnight to buy them*

sikhs are so cool

I learnt my lesson, only meet with girls who have pics showing their full body

Imagine looking in the mirror every day and being reminded that you're a fucking Paki

Where did you hear that, in your safespace?

dont think so

i asked a girl if she masturbated once and she was like 'yeah everyone does'

no because we don't allow dagos to run anything

Lads, do call centre supervisors actually make £32k a year?

When that happened to me I told the doctor I'd fainted but lied about all the other symptoms. Luckily after a bunch of tests they couldn't find anything wrong with me.

Why do you have the exact same food as us

mine didn't have any full body pics but her body was like my ideal so it was like an added bonus

sun's shining in my eyes

No, we have chippys.

terrifying thought

think they look pretty good desu

I'd get them if they weren't £1billion

I think there was a similar migration of them to Scotland around the 70s too. Thats why you see quite a few Scottish celebrities with Italian names

Pakis don't own mirrors, they're haram.

Aesthetic

Italian immigrants?

Where should I go for lunch

what in the fuck am i looking at

They're trying to push out Irish who don't have italian blood from the chipping business?!

That's simply unAmerican.

Sat in a pub on my tod sipping a pint if kernel IPA tbqh

ban fracking

weird af

Find out tomorrow if I keep my job as a cashier at a fish and chip shop, not looking likely ;_;

Traps confuse my body lads.

When they look like actual women with a dick I unironically feel like I want to lick the bottom of it as it cums on me but I'm not normally gay.

What do? This is very weird for a pretty vanilla guy

lmao. and that you live in another country because your actual country is a pile of shite. ah yes, better try and make the new country just like the old hellhole

idiot
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nouninformal
noun: idiot; plural noun: idiots
a stupid person.
synonyms: fool, ass, halfwit, nincompoop, blockhead, dunce, dolt, ignoramus, cretin, imbecile, dullard, moron, simpleton, clod; More
antonyms: genius
archaic
a person of low intelligence.
Origin
Middle English (denoting a person of low intelligence): via Old French from Latin idiota ‘ignorant person’, from Greek idiōtēs ‘private person, layman, ignorant person’, from idios ‘own, private’.

>look outta for the logo


what

most

gonna do some heavy shrugs

what am I missing?

look out for the logo

I've seen a picture of them in some guy's ears, they look proper gay

>irish actually call chippys, "chippers"

Yet another reason why based Cromwell didn't go far enough.

fuck off pakpak

Hope none of you utter spastics actually call a chippy a "chipper"

>I disagree with something another person said or did
>great, let me open my folder with tons of men wearing fedora hats and I'll attach one of them to the text I'm greenposting, that'll show 'em

thanks for the translation lad I don't understand italian

Note: boipucci died on his way back to his home planet.

not a single letter