Share some stories about tech that involve being drunk or high.
Here's one from my mom (my dad's an IT guy) >Be her >Dad was drinking all night, still in bed >Get up to go make him some coffee >Bring it back to him. He's still drunk af >"What am I supposed to do with this? >"Drink it?" >"B-But what about the CA?" >"What's a CA" >*with all the attitude of a bratty teenager* >"ugggh!! The Certificate Authority!?!" >"umm, okie dokie then! I'll look into that" >open up GIMP >Make a little 'Certificate of coffee' for him, bring it back >"here's your certificate" >*looks at it* "huh, well I guess I can drink this then"
Eli Scott
>look how cool and drunk I am guys and drugs are cool
Brayden Bell
Only pajeets and mudslimes never drink or do psychedelics. Which are you?
Bentley Nguyen
Am I the only one who wants to lick the left one's armpit?
Easton Morales
Not at all, Saya's armpit-pussy is considered a delicacy in Nippon
Kayden Wright
i think we have a strong candidate for worst thread of 2018. taking drugs is one thing but bragging about it is really just fucking degenerate.
sage of course.
Zachary Sanders
DUDE ALCOHOL LMAO
Charles Stewart
>implying i was implying
Henry Jones
Canada was a mistake
Aiden Edwards
cringe
Jason Cooper
>t. Mutt'
Owen Cook
How do you piss dust? Dude needs to lay off the booze and drink some fucking water!
Andrew Sanders
lmao I know a dude who was so blackout he peed on his xbox 360 and giggled the whole time
Benjamin Allen
Found the leaf.
Ryan Diaz
>only muslims and pajeets don't drink drinking makes you stupid. i never drank a single sip of alcohol in my life. that is why you are in a shit job and i am your boss faggot.
Gavin Reyes
Nice try pajeet, but I don't have a job.
Ayden Scott
>be me >19 >want to coreboot my x220 >too scared to do it, don't want to fuck my laptop >also don't really have enough time to worry about it >two weeks later >spent an evening with 7 friends in my flat >get really fucking drunk >at some point start talking about the x220 and free software >one of them is interested, begin serious conversation about it >tell him you can flash a new bios >"no way dude" >tell him some more about it >wake up next morning with a headache >see my laptop >its open >ohfuckohfuckohfuck >plug keyboard in >it boots coreboot Still don't know how drunk me managed to do that
Gabriel Foster
> be me > Try to code while high > Get absolutely nothing done and write fucking retarded code
Now I don't smoke anymore because I don't want to be retarded
Liam Collins
Agree. Trump never ever drinks at all.
Jose Bailey
You've never tried it, not even once? You can bullshit yourself but we all know the real reason: you're afraid of who you might really be underneath the image you so carefully construct - the image you use to convince yourself that you are the person you want to be.
You'll never really know yourself. You can live your life that way, but it's a sad illusion.
Samuel Torres
I believe it is the nitrates in the piss desu left over after the piss evaporates
Matthew Morris
Holy shit that's awesome. How's the boot speeds?
Nolan Cooper
Extremely fast. Only downside is that I think I can't swap fn and ctrl keys anymore, but I think I can live with that
Connor Brooks
> be me > be stuck debugging > fug id i'm geddin hiiiiii :DD :DDD > be stoned and almost instantly realize what the error was > fix the error > it works > try to do more > fuck up everything
Landon Rivera
>be a retard >smoke some weed >do retarded things >blame the weed It's not weed's fault you are retarded retards.
Cooper Reyes
>be shitcoin day trader >restart anti-depression meds >follow up with a bit of xanax >feel like having a nap >wake up 17 hours later >wearing two layers of everything >window open and heater on full blast >30% increase in my trading portfolio