ITT: Awkward Sup Forums-related IRL stories

>occasionally talk with my mom about Sup Forums and Fantano and Scaruffi etc. because like a lot of us I am autistically obsessed with it/them
>yesterday when Fantano dropped his BP review, I was all hyped and I told her he gave it a strong 9 which I agreed with entirely
>today I was telling her he gave Radiohead a decent 8
>she says "I thought you said yesterday he gave them a hard 9!"
>"uh, no, that was Death grips"
>"oh"
>"hard" 9
>mfw

I love my mom but that was funny.

I doubt that actually happened.

Is she hot?

it did

yes, I would never admit this IRL but I would fuck the shit out of my mom if I could.

I'd give your mom a "hard" 9, OP

9 inches

Of dick that is

Okay....i guess?

that's hot but I could never think of my mom like that. tell us more OP

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you mean you fucked her?

thats adorable desu

this is bait

>these faggots wouldn't fuck a parent
s.mh

she has a fat ass

that's basically her biggest appeal

I'd bury my face in it so hard...

but come on let's try to keep this music-related, no one has any stories...?

tell us of the music of your mom's ass

I was about to tell you that your mom s pretty cool and you should cherish her but fuck it, you're a poo-head.

Hello, this is me, your mom. I frequent this board too now because you seemed to have so much fun here. Come down, we need to talk

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what the fuck is this thread

I'll tell you what's funny


autism

>tfw you aren't sure if this is your mom or somebody else's

doesnt hurt to try

I''d give your mom a hard 5 and half if you know what I mean

I would give her a flaccid 6 if you know w hat i mean ;)

good story op but next time die before you post something

how hot are we talking?

you exemplify everything wrong with Sup Forums and I hate you

>"hard" score
>fantano
>living with your parents (although I'm guessing you're in high school so it doesn't matter)
>incest
>meme picture to start thread
>shitty greentext inspired by the /r9k/ screencaps that brought you here from reddit

can we end this board, please put it out of its misery. memories of the past spent enjoying music and actually having discussion on this board are fading quick

I'd give your mom a hard 9

How can we believe that OP is 18+

get some hemorrhoid cream for that butthurd

How can we believe that OP isn't baiting

user thank you so much for writing this, it wasn't just fucking hilarious but also true

please leave you underage faggot. this board is fucking dead