It's that time of year Sup Forums when anons are freezing to death in their bed sits because they can't afford the heating.
However, a certain Robin Hood has suggested to me that one can make one's gas meter go backwards by attaching a vacuum cleaner to it allowing hyperthermic anons everywhere to get comfy without worrying about the man.
Do any of you have any technical knowledge regarding this procedure. I'm guessing it's a simple as disconnecting the gas pipes from the meter and connecting the vacuum hose. The reverse flow of air from the vacuum fooling the meter into thinking its gas?
Isaac Lee
Sure, what could go wrong with messing with a high-pressure, inflammable gas? The fact that you have no training of any kind only makes it even better.
Christian Price
You can' remove the meter anyway without them noticing
Jayden Anderson
Just close the door and start mining buttcoins. Instant heat.
Nolan Davis
*can't
David Peterson
Turning the gas off is a simple process as there is a lever next to the meter. The only complicated bit appears to be disconnecting the pipes from the meter.
Charles Ross
>Inflammable
Colton Cruz
Will that work with the electric meter?
Zachary Rogers
Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing.
Jason Price
Probably
James Parker
Of course. Just use a battery instead of a vacuum
Hudson Lewis
only attach the positive terminals that way it looks like you're generating electricity. it'll be pushing electricity (positive) as opposed to sucking it out
Michael Bell
>mean
Andrew Ward
Sure. Just connect a spanner to each electrode. this 'shortcuts' the meter and causes it to not increase at all (after all, electricity follows the shortest path and there aren't appliances connected to the spanner right?). The resistance of the spanner is quite high too, so to the meter it still looks like stuff is connected but not actually using that much power.
Charles Butler
>high-pressure It's low pressure you mong
Nathan Hernandez
Just boot up a retro single core PC and run Prime95. Room will heat up in no time.
Ian Powell
>take it off >hammer a screwdriver or whatever into the inlet side to lower the flap >put it back on free gas for like 30 minutes. just heat like one room or something
Matthew Campbell
yuck fou
Mason Howard
Far more efficient than heating your home is to heat yourself. Buy some Liothyronine Sodium (t3) pills online and take two a day. You'll be toasty warm all over even at 0c
William Diaz
God you sound stupid.
Landon Bell
The best thing you can possibly do is to remove the old piping and to add a bypass valve that will bypass the meter but stil feed it so it shows that you have been using gas.
Gabriel Myers
>tfw unlimited gas and 2ft thick brick walls
Feels warm man
Aaron Moore
gas fitters do this all the time to make sure things work in houses they are working on that aren't being rented out yet
but you wouldn't know that
Chase Cooper
Pro-tip: if you disconnect the input pipe and light it you'll be warm for the rest of your life you're welcome user
Isaiah Garcia
it would just be a huge bic lighter if you're not in an enclosed space
Levi Evans
Sincerely, the best way to be able to afford heating is to go and burn alive a corrupt politician turned electricity company executive.
Aaron Sanders
where are they using gas to heat houses?
Luke Martinez
My boyler runs on gars, and so do my radeeators too.