Wake up

>wake up
>world is now this
>wat do?

>suddenly all Latin Americans, Africans, Middle Eastern, South and Southeast Asians move to the US
>kill myself
Overall the US turns out better

Move to the USA and get one of those 2 story houses with backyard and frontyard

shart myself while i overdose on painkillers

Do i still need to jump the wall or what?

Do you guys not have these in Italy?

Apparently they do.

I would eat burger and drink diet coke to celebrate it.

i like the american ones more. are those kind of houses expensive in the USA? because here the kind of houses in pic related are richfag tier most of the times

>get fat
>get shot

I am okay with this

Cry

Around 300k

I start learning spanish.

Celebrate because the world is now free and I am an american

IM FREE! NO MORE TAXES, NO MORE SOCIALISM, NO MORE FEMINISM! YEAAAAAH :DDDDDD

THANK YOU.

Depends where you are.

That house could be 900k where I live.

At least I have second amendment rights

>NO MORE FEMINISM!

It depends on the house. If it's an old house that might need some repairs you can get it for around 100K in many areas not on the coast.
Your best bet in US housing will always be a slightly older fixer upper.

Go on strike

So business as usual?

kek

Pretty much

That isn't THAT expensive, I mean houses near our casino cost that and they aren't especially beautiful

You're now living in a country where something above 1/6th of the population is Islamic and they along with Chinese, Indians for practical purposes control government.

Campaign for Trump and agree to pay for the wall as we Mexicans are not true Americans then peacefully secede along with our southern states like Brasil and Argentina, who will all misteriously be granted independence right after.

wonder why did i sleep 20 years

I'm glad the US is at its highest point so we can all sit back and watch it fall.

I go buy guns and prozac without bureaucracy.

But user, you'd be part of the US

Totally worth it

throw my easter eggs into the rubbish to not get arrested

>only 2 story

bitch mine is 4 and we just got a whole foods in our town

start taiwan independence movement right away!!!

I just chose that price because in a fancy typical white american suburb near me with big houses and big lawns, prices start at 300k

So it's actually higher

Nothing because that's already how the world is.