Go to my American friend's house

>go to my American friend's house
>says he's making an egg sandwich
>Eggs are in the fridge

Needless to say,I ran as fast as I could. Wtf is wrong with Americans?

hahaha am i missing out on a funny new meme or something lol

No such thing as an "egg"' sandwich""' buddy, try again.

They are plebs. They probably put tomatoes in the fridge too.

>muh salmonela
>muh planet sized fridge
>muh sharty in the marty

HOLy fuck. It's real lmao

my eggs > urs

Americans have to put eggs in the fridge since we wash them. That's why American eggs are banned in the EU and European eggs are banned in the US.

IDK why we put butter in the fridge, though; probably to make the sticks easier to hold, IDK.

I put all my food either in the fridge or in sealed containers. I put the fruits/veggies in the fridge down because it has a fan that cycles the air around, and if you put them in the crisper drawer they don't get as cold and last a lot longer. If you put them in sealed containers the spoil faster.

I do it because I live in a city and I'm not a fan of bugs.

Why do Americans bleach their eggs?

I have chickens in my back yard, I can never decide if I want chicken eggs with shit on them sitting around in the kitchen or cleaned chicken eggs in the fridge.

We wash eggs for sanitation purposes, and there are brown eggs here, it's just that white eggs are the most popular.

This

>he puts ketchup on those eggs

Who doesn't put eggs in the fridge ?

>go to my irish friends shack
>he is lying piss drunk in a trail of shit and tears

Needless to say, I ran as fast as I couls. Wtf is wrong with Gingers?

What's wrong with this? I fucking believed that everyone did that. I'm confused and i want to cry in dispair.

Look mom I posted it again!

I do that too. What's the problem? There's an specific spot for them inside the fridge and i save counterpot space.

>He enjoys letting guano soak into his eggs
loving every single lel

>having american friends

>Finns having friends

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fuck you

>americans
>running fast

We wash em you mong

We just dont bleach them with ammonia

this is the gayest meme lmao

doesn't everyone do this?

Are we just rehashing memes from 5 years ago now?
>he keeps his ketchup in the fridge

Memes aside, do Americans really put their bread in the fridge?

>he puts butter in the fridge

Gave me a bit of nostalgia desu

>tfw 2011 was 5 years ago

>worst colony

Europeans are poor remember that.

They're only allowed to run their refrigerators a few hours a day.

>easter
Yeah, iktf

It makes it last longer, apparently

Maybe they should put hillary in one and take her out just before the election

putting bread in fridges actually makes it go stale

>Eggs are in the fridge
Red-pill me

I-I keep the eggs in the fridge too

What's the problem with that? Are Irish people really this autistic?

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