Be American

>be American
>put your eggs in the fridge
>put your butter in the fridge
>put your ketchup in the fridge

Jesus,is there anything Amerifridges won't refrigerate?

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Potatoes you faggot

>not refrigerating eggs, butter and ketchup
Ireland is truly third world

>be Irish
>can't put your potatoes in the fridge because you don't have any

>put your butter in the fridge
>put your ketchup in the fridge
I literally see nothing wrong in it.
Butter is better when it's hard
Ketchup is better when it's cold.
You're literally subhuman if you don't do this.

isn't your country cold enough not to put that shit in the fridge

>amerifridges

I put bread in the fridge, so it can last longer.
>butter
I also have a big piece of butter in the freezer, you can store it frozen like forever.

>he doesn't put his sharts in the fridge to save for later

>bread in the fridge
You've outfridged the Amerifridges, 2bh.

Don't other countries put their fridges in the fridge?

>I put bread in the fridge
Lol, really?
Bread is not bread efter 24 hours from the moment it was baked anyway.

I put everything the fridge, batteries, bread, vodka, crackers, cereal. Most of it is admittedly unnecessary but I am just wasting electricity by not using it.

Outside of the fridge it gets moldy after 2-3 days.
You can fry/toast it later. I like it even more than just a bread.

Only outside

>third world
Hey, we do refrigerate that stuff. Don't compare us to a disgusting shithole like ireland please, it's offensive.

Ketchup is better cold.

>vodka
>not putting it in the fridge
What's the alternative? Drink it warm? That would be disgusting.

Putting batteries in the fridge is normal right?
I have done it since i was a kid.
but i don't know why

Wait, my mother keeps the Vodka and mixers in the pantry; so we've been doing it wrong the whole time? Really makes you think.

Duracell states not to, because 'it shortens the life of it in extreme temperatures.' but where would I put my batteries

It's like beer, you shouldn't drink it warm.

>putting your batteries in the fridge
Why would anyone do this? Literally all you're doing is corroding the metal with the moisture. Do you think they're going to go bad?

In a drawer, 2bh.

I don't drink, but duly noted.

>Amerifridges
lmao

keep that shit in the freezer

Who doesn't put the butter on the fridge?

Don't tell me you irish also like to eat rancid butter? wew

My grandparents did this.
Apparently it was supposed to help them last longer for some reason, but I read somewhere they figured out it actually didn't.

But, ya know... old people.... and stupid people... and stupid old people... they do their own thing.

>Not putting all 3 in the fridge
>Irish
>First world
KEK

Lower temps (up to a point) should help last them longer. Depends on what kind of batteries we're talking about. Moisture is an issue in a fridge, though.

Where do you put your cooking oil? And what type of oil are you using?
I put sunfower oil in the fridge, but store high quality olive oil in the kitchen cabinet.

Does anybody else here put their shoes in the fridge?

I put all Oil in the Cabinet, 2bh. Looks like you're outfridging the Amerifridges by quite a lot.

>not wearing your shoes 24/7
Commie out

I put them on my feet.

You some kind of queer?

I leave my oil out on the counter so I can use it.
I dont want to wait for it to thaw out so it will actually come out of the bottle.

Except beer is supposed to be drank warm?

Not American Beer, t.b.h

So it feels better during sumer when you put it on? I should try it the next year.

Butter doesn't go off for weeks if you keep it in the cupboard, then it's easier to spread and tastes nicer tbqh
All beer should be warm, that's what it was intended for
I still drink it cold most of the time though

I don't drink anything warm.

either cold as fuck, or nice and hot

I thought it supposed to be 12-14C when served, but not 25+

You'll drink my warm cum and you'll like it

25+ would be classed as hot desu
I meant it's supposed to be room temp

>warm beer
Fucking subhuman

>this post
Jesus fucking Christ, what is wrong with you?

Room temp is 24-25C, that's what I ment.

Is this some form of brit trolling?
You put that shit in the fridge, or at least in your basement.

It takes me a month or more to go through a stick of butter, and the packages have 4 sticks in them and last for around 6 months in the fridge. I dont want to feel pressured to eat gobs of butter as a snack just so it doesn't go bad before I can finish it.

Room temp is 19 or so, atleast here. Strange how Russians keep their house so warm despite being adapted to the cold
Interesting
Fuck sake lads beer is supposed to be drank warm, that was its intended purpose. Im not saying i never drink cold beer but you can taste it much better when its room temp
You ever had an ice cold pint of Guinness? No because it'd be shit and you couldn't taste it

everything goes in the fridge

>You ever had an ice cold pint of Guinness? No...

ummm

>beer is supposed to be drank warm
Brit beer culture

I know an american who stores his red cups in his fridge. Is this all americans or is he just a weirdo?

Ahh well in Europe we buy one block at a time so that would explain it
Oh for fuck sake America, Guinness is ONE drink that should be room temp before all others, maybe slightly chilled but never cold
>they had fridges 4000 years ago when they invented beer
>german education

No most Americans I know put red cups either in their coffee or in their shoes.

I display my red SOLO ware in my china cabinet and only use them on fancy occasions with guests I want to impress.

>brits still haven't invented basements/cellars
>there are no other methods of cooling something
Stop digging that hole, please.

Don't you even know how to store Vodka? You keep it in the freezer so it's ice cold, fridge isn't cold enough.

>a basement is the same thing as a fridge
Then why, pray tell, did we even invent the fridge?
Really fires up this neurons

Stouts and Ales should be room temp. Not all beers.

I did not know this
I'll keep my vodka cold from now on then
Any Irish posters know if whiskey should be cold or room temp?

>Don't you even know how to store Vodka?
Most Russians don't even know how to drink it (they think otherwise though).

>Be Irish
>Defend heritage of rancid butter and rotten eggs during the Great Potato Famine.

why did we invent the internet when we could just receive your enlightened thoughts from your cave via smoke signal?

>a basement is the same thing as a fridge
No one said that. A cellar is cooler than a fucking 20°C roomteperature. As I said earlier, at least get it in the basement. But I guess thats why the world is after your beer and is really longing for a true british beer experience.

Do you store emu eggs in the fridge or are they kept warm in your arsehole after they've anally raped you and your country?

>beer is supposed to be drank warm
You deserve to be nuked or something

>fp
>bp

>Be yuropoor
>have small fridge
>have cluttered counter

>1st of September 1939
>best day ever
>be jap
>have small everything
>have cluttered anime folder

low grade ""banter"""

Im tired lad sorry

Wtf we mexicans do the same, are we americans?

>be Yuropoor
>don't refrigerate your almonds after activating them
>die

why dont you just put a cupboard outside then. you need to be energy mindful

don't even think about putting that shit in the fridge

It's only cold enough in the winter.
and when i pay for the electricity i want to use it

wot? the more energy you use the more you pay. unless you have a set cost on electricity per household or something weird like that in norway

When i use the fridge normally all the year it makes no sense to take it all out during the winter to save a little power

>I put bread in the fridge,
FREEZE IT, PIZDA, take out and toast/defrost.
but why eat an inferior carbo–rich, nutrients–low food like bread anyway?
The foods' pyramid is a scam for corn/grains farmers anyway.
>>be jap
>>have small everything
>>have cluttered anime folder
[a few chuckles given]

Don't trust the alkaline jew

>the food period is a scam for corn farmers anyway
Kek
(((corn farmers)))

>why eat an inferior carbo–rich, nutrients–low food like bread anyway
I usually don't eat it, but when I do, I put it in the fridge because I won't eat it in 1-2 days.
>FREEZE IT, PIZDA, take out and toast/defrost
Well, I don't want to defrost bread every time I want one slice of it.

Why do you defend a country that wants you dead? Is this what being cucked does to the mind?

But i want you dead

>food period

If there's one flag in this thread that could provide comedy through embarrassment, you've fulfilled it

All of those belong in the fridge.

>you shouldn't drink it warm.
yes, so as not to taste how shitty and lacking in flavor it is, numbify those tastebuds (!)
very plebeian mužík.
back in olden days of yore, folk stored butter in bogs, it was found by archæologists in perfectly edible condition.
bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/36539065/10kgs-of-2000-year-old-butter-found-in-a-bog-in-ireland-to-go-on-display
I think ambient temp. is fine to drink it at.

These are all things that lasts longer if you put them in the fridge, so why wouldn't you?

I proudly put my eggs, my butter, my ketchup AND my potatoes in the fridge.

>Ireland kill Brit
>Australia kills Ireland
>Australia dies from consuming the spoils of war - rancid butter and rotten eggs.

Egghead pls go.

this

Oh wow.

>where do potatoes grow and are picked from Katie
>–the supermarket, mummy

>eggs come from wheat
>8% of British teens/early 20s

>eggs go in the fridge
>100% of American teens/early 20s

Why the fuck do they think everything comes from wheat lol

>not having your sweet eggs fertilized by a strong brown lad against your will
>100% of Rotherham female 12-18 year olds

>educated guess
lel

Jesus
Ok you win

Russian guy is right, bread doesn't get moldy very fast in the fridge, you can keep it about a month.