Heritage thread, here is the template. inb4 french flag joke

Heritage thread, here is the template. inb4 french flag joke

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hows this

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You should do 23andme senpai.

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Your dad deserved nothing better than suicide

Do you account for most of the unemployment in your country?

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I'm just one you of hundreds.

What kind of jobs do people work there other than fish?

all the jobs necessary for a well governed first world country to function.

>greentexting in black
>including your gf

It's not greentexting, it's just a fun way to bullet point timo

how old is she?

You disgust me

She is only a month older :3

Considering this comes from a scat fetishist I dont exactly care what disgusts you

cute :3, who is she voting for?, is she a feminist?

I dont really know further than that

She is socially conservative, she likes Trump for the meme value but I dont think she actually likes either too much from a political standpoint she doesnt care about it too much. Also why do you assume that American woman are all feminists?

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I'm glad for you JJ, hope it works :3

>why do you assume that American woman are all feminists?
seriously?

Boring but I'm fine with it.

Don't know about anything from my mom's side other than that she did drugs while she was pregnant with me and that I'm the only white kid she's had

My dad was an alcoholic so I was raised by my grandparents who met while they were in the Air force

>I'm the only white kid she's had
>My dad was an alcoholic
Makes me want to cry and vomit at the same time.

Did I win?

Am I white?

Spanish and Italian. No. That 000.10% german blood doesnt save you from brownish

"""White"""
Good enough I suppose

if he had american flags instead of the brazilian ones, he would be white?

American flags don't mean anything

He has Italian and Spanish flags though, to Sup Forums that means """white"""

anyone else here an eastern euro mutt?

What's the flag above the Ukrainian one?

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There you go, complete with professions, flags, and jewish purity ensurance stamps.

Perkele, mann

In europe, we don't concider the dirty medditerranians white.

What are you trying to say?

Am I white?
Rate me.

I use historical origin for the flags because everyone was a Virginian. Except for the Irish, all the lines have been here since at least 1720ish.

Well that's some kind of genetics spanishbro

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this actually explains A LOT.

10/10 made me think

Explains what?

>germans are bros
>jews are bros

for example :3

muh

Now why would someone lie in a heritage thread on an anonymous potato fashion board like this or >maybe because he is 100% Pole with a 100% Pole heritage and doesn't live in based New World where ethnicities mix while his ancestors' biggest exotic trait was one great-great-...-uncle marrying a Hungarian

REEEEEEEeeee

wtf, I didn't say you were lying polaquito, calm down

it just explains a couple of your opinions :3

t. Alberto Barborescu

I said I was lying. I want some fancy heritage too.

Marry a foreigner. Find some gay migrant in Germany. That will make things really exotic for you.

o-oh, sorry then

I would never be 100% something 2bh

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will*

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My great grandfather trekked 5000 miles between Ukraine and Siberia because of the Jewish persecution at 13, and sailed to America. He lived until 96, and for his 91st birthday my dad and my uncle took him to a strip club.

you french?

Being 100% something doesn't feel good.

y-you've got lipsticks?

the grass is always greener on the other side, I guess

It does

wew lads t b h

hey patrick o'connell

connors actually t b h
also
>not knowing newfoundland is near exclusively english and irish ancestry

All I know about Canadian genealogy is that all Quebecois are descended from the same few families. Very easy to trace

I don't need a chart. they were all irish, they were all farmers, I don't have any bipolar Vietnamese grandparents, No war heroes, we just milked cows and minded our own fucking business, so stop rubbing your diverse heritage in my face you yanky cunts.

newfoundland is really simple
>near equal irish/english ancestry, with some french in the SW
>the majority of Irish newfies come from Kilkenny area
>the majority of english come from NW England (Liverpool area)
>the majority of french come from the west/SW coast

If only mine were that simple. How far back can you get? In England you can go back many centuries.

the irish side is really easy because the irish catholic churches were very well documented
i haven't bothered to go back any further than 1850's, when my family immigrated, id probably have to go to ireland as most old church records aren't digitized

may dad's dad has a book called "The Family Names of Newfoundland" or something like that, containing most families back to first arrival, and where they came from

One Quarter Simpsons?

Sup Forums told me slavs are asians, italians are black, and germans are white. I colored this accordingly.

Meh.

same but with american flags
great-great-grandparents were yuropoor ww2 refugees though

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#64813982
you must try harder if you want some of the (You)s

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>of royal descent

a Nigerian prince?

>of royal descent
WE

>Of Royal Decent

WE WUZ KAAANGZ AND SHIT
My Ass.

>tfw Chinese, irish, burmese and Norwegian heritage

your grandma is a coal burner bro

Never seen one of these threads, some interesting stories. It's kind of funny flicking through the pictures and realising I'm just brushing the surface of entire lineages. Felt compelled to contribute though I don't know a lot about my family tree, padded it out with personal details about the people.

But Araragi-kun having wife.

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hey, atleast your greatgreatgrandfather wasnt ukrainian, like mine

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Awww you are girl!

yes, that's what the midwife said when I was born.