You will never be a teen in the mid to late 90's and have a cute edgy gf

>you will never be a teen in the mid to late 90's and have a cute edgy gf

Eh it's not as great as you think

thank god

I disagree. it was pretty nice

I was
finding music was kinda hard
relatively speaking
she listened to sleater kinney and didnt shave her legs
I was still grateful
shes living with another woman in portland now
oh god im a meme

>you will never [...] have a [...] gf

You know what I've learned
Its not a new thing, in fact people never really change
Jerks have always found ways to be jerks, like girls, you could be talking to them and just stare at their phone and make you feel unimportant, but like 30/ years ago, they would have just stared at a newspaper or something.

Meaningful human relationships are so important! So healthy for the mind to know that someone or anyone is considering and listening to what you are saying

At what point did you realize that you were, with complete and honest sincerity, never going to kiss a girl, have a gf, and lose your virginity?

Acceptance in this regard is quite the relief, I think.

The 90's seemed so comfy for awkward teenage life

Escorts exist for a reason

is her name actually shabak

I'm black. Escorts won't fuck me.

In any case that's still not the point. Fuck off.

No.

i held out hope until age 23 or so

why is the file name shabak

>I'm black. Escorts won't fuck me.
ouch

Dude guys like us until the big push for making schools a safer environment for everyone, we got utterly smashed.

Physical tortue, social isolation, pranks, the whole laundry list!!!

Some say it was a necessary evil

>I'm black. Escorts won't fuck me.

Do what I did and go to a Korean massage parlor

Carrie?

no, shes korean

...

i wish everyone was a girl

too boo coo?

Everyone is a girl.

Yeah, to fill the courthouses with helpless betas.