How many harmful commits are you planning over the weekend user?

How many harmful commits are you planning over the weekend user?

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The pic: I'm a lazy faggot so I don't want a graph

Oh, it's a tranny. Quelle surprise

>people are missing the point of contribution graphs
It's supposed to be a motivator. And if they don't like it why don't they move over to the many other git hosts or start their own.

he/she/it is right tho. People want MUH GRAPH SPREE so they split a commit in multiple useless commits through the week.

If you don't like it then don't look at it, you dumb fucking queers.

split a days work into 7 commits. Release them over the week. The fuck is this guy's problem ?
If you work two or three times a week on this, once again: split the commits and upload on the weekends. A few clicks on the weekend is not that hard if you want to impress with long streaks.

>BOO HOO MY FEE-FEES ARE HURT WHEN A GRAPH REMINDS ME I'M A LAZY FUCK
>843 likes
>179 dislikes
What in the actual fuck is wrong with people?

>What in the actual fuck is wrong with people?
>trannies

> faggot opened this issue on Apr 1, 2016

Looks like penguin from batman. Maybe this is how it identifies itself?

are you sure that was a joke?

>Update 20 April 2016: GitHub has removed the streak statistics from GitHub profiles. They had replied to my ticket earlier already, saying they would not remove the entire graph now, but that they were thinking about options to address my concerns. I think this change is a great improvement.

This.
Only shit, that bunch of faggots always imposing/removing shits.
It's a fucking motivator/information graph. If you don't like it just don't look at it wtf

Only a macfaggot like OP would be looking at the posts of trannys on shithub

you retards seriously spend more time bitching about "THE SJWS" than they do bitching about code of conduct violations. go back to fucking Sup Forums

hon detected

Go back to Israel

Reported for being a soygoy/jew.

containment boards exist for a reason.

Soygoy spotted.

You must go back to >>>/reddit/

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>samefagging this hard
why?

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Or you could just completely doctor the commit history because it's fucking git and it doesn't give a shit about what actually happened when. There was even that guy that made a tool that generates a repo to draw a picture in your activity graph

laurencegellert.com/software/github-graph-builder/

I was thinking of moving all my git repositories to my private self-hosted git repo so it doesn't show this BS. I think in some ways it'll encourage me to commit more things to my git repo than I do to my github.

just code your code of conduct once a day

who is this demon semen?

go back to Sup Forums and stay in your containment board

this
its a few loud Sup Forums fuckers that keep spamming this boards posting politics thread and complaints about "sjws"
somehow for them, putting "do not harass people" in a CoC is a bad thing

Fuck off retard

yourbrainonporn.com/

Do it, github is a shit, tfw when you realized it's either just babbys first opensource for CS undergrads, or a place for github's enterprise customers to advertise demos for their real products

no, you fuck off to the cancer board you came from.

Sup Forums is not your safe space. You gonna shit threads discussing politics, you gonna be called out.

Oh the irony

>you gonna be
fucking end yourself

She sadly has no name yet, 002 is her canon name, most call her Oni

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>making fun of jealous programmer that is being condescending to others by virtue signaling how someone (((well-being))) is in danger by their hard work is harassment

Holy shit you're right

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>can't even spot samefags

the absolute state of neo/g/

nevar foarget

>weekend
I'm in a mosque on Friday, in a synagog on Saturday and in church on Sunday. Your contributions will be merged on Monday.

Shariablue is putting that Soros cash injection to good use.

Allah Akbar

t. brainlet

>put on blue lipstick and eyeshadow
>yey ima girl now xD
>*10 years later kills self*

fuck me this is serious

Now why would a tranny complain about harmful commits unless they speak the truth?
You do realize this is complaining about those ridiculous commits like "removed master/slave language" and such, right?

t. shit for brains

>g is not your safespace
>so make it MY safespace.

>These guys have no authority
>says I, the forum poster from 2012.

>no fap and porn addiction are the same thing

also masturbating once or twice a week is optimal :^)

This person is basically one of those idiots who get upset over achievements existing. Just ignore it if you don't like it.

I wish I could have ignored this whiny degenerate legbeard removing features from my profile page, but alas.

Gitlab my dude. Either self-host or use free private repos on gitlab.com.

>communists are opposed to indicators of differential output which correlate to differences in amount and quality of work
Really activates the ol' amygdala

This isn't about some lame CoC or the SJW boogeyman though, this is a pussy who can't hang with people who work harder than them. If somebody contributes more (professionally or not), they should be recognized for that and be afforded more opportunities.

yeah this tranny is actually going against the typically tranny and biological "coders" who make asinine commits to pad their cultural diversity officer resumes.

*biological FEMALE "coders"

they also post a ton of unnecessary commits so that they can say they are the top contributor to a project even if the code they committed is retarded. the dumb cunt who until recently worked for My Ether Wallet did this. She literally updated the version number a million times in a million different places instead of using variables because she wanted to increase her commits to prove she was more "active" in the project than her co-workers. There was that other dumb bitch who was given a reward for being a linux kernel contributor even though she just added a bunch of bullshit commits enforcing styleguide-tier bullshit that added nothing of value. github and commit graphs and women and trannies are all cancerous and should all be deprecated asap.

Somebody post that pic of some female "kernel developer" who only changed constant names to uppercase.

gitlab.com still shows your activity graph if you visit your profile page, but I'll get to around setting up my own gitlab, thanks

>baww why is everyone praised for being productive, I want to be praised for being lazy and taking a break
>MUH WELL-BEING

the absolute state of cuckhub

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>We must cast these would-be totalitarians out – refuse to admit them on any level except by evaluating on pure technical merit whatever code patches they submit. We must refuse to let them judge us, and learn to recognize their thought-stopping jargon and kafkatraps as a clue that there is no point in arguing with them and the only sane course is to disengage. We can’t fix what’s broken about the SJWs; we can, and must, refuse to let them break us.

Why are you here? Cut your wrists faggot

>being productive
You mean being a slave? Because that is the aim of this gamification garbage.
Plenty of good software was made without the "motivation" of commit graphs.

Its from 2016

But all these dev tools I compile from source and love using are all hosted on github. I don't think they fit into either of those categories.

Tbh the way "it" said it is pretty fuckin' gay but I can see the point.

I know some people who commit useless shit just to get that shit on the graph.

Don't know about overwork though, you only cuck yourself by overworking if you care about that graph.

>working on the weekend
Are you insane?

Because commit graphs and streaks don't actually encourage productive behaviour. They make people either slave away on shit without proper breaks so that they burn out by all the work and lack of rest or they spread their simple changes over multiple days to keep their streak but not have to work every day.

They do encourage productive behavior in some cases, like me! I like the warm glow from guthub patting me in the back for having some color in the graph but in too jaded to stress over it or make shitty commits.
But I also suspect that you are right in many cases, maybe all. I also think that github could get a good idea about how useful or harmful it is I'd they could figure out how to programmatically identify those two cases. Like someone doing a massive streak then disappearing. Or someone doing a massive streak but not being among the top contributers to any repos.

There's definitely something in the water over there

It's all Linus' fault.

disgusting freak

This is the outcome of regressive leftist ideology: zero regard to individual agency and responsibility and meritocracy and competition.

That could be valid criticism but she didn't say that.

dzero desu, githabu wa nan desu ka?

>ctrl+f "sjw"
yours is the first post
>ctrl+f "pol"
yours is the first post

thanks, reddit.

cant you make these higher while not actually committing much by splitting a small change to multiple pieces? like put every line as separate commit.

there is literally nothing wrong with porn or heroin

you're all retarded

at first I was willing to call it bullshit without reading but he does have a point.
Although this is not an issue with the graph itself, it's the issue with people and community. Nobody should give a shit about your fucking e-peen flexing, especially when there are so many people that have some shitty personal projects and commit complete nonsense just to get dat sweet green on their fucking graph