Blue Pill - Extreme functional programming ability. You choose haskell or F# over lisp.
Red Pill - You become very proficient at C++.
Green Pill - You are a master of the shell. Your regular expressions are flawless. You know perl like the back of your hand and you write macros in perl6 for practice.
Azure Pill - You are an expert in cloud computing automation.
Glowing Yellow Pill - You are an extreme low leveler with the ability to make any kind of hardware. You are proficient at C, Assembler, Fortran, and Forth
Translucent orange pill - You are a master of emacs. Your mastery is in some variant of lisp. Your nick is well known on #emacs
Red and Purple Pill - You can install gentoo
Topaz Pill - You are an excellent penetration tester. You are able to crack the security of any system with a $30 walmart phone, a pocket bluetooth keyboard, and some wire.
Silver Pill - You become a programming boss and lay down your keyboard. You spend time working out instead of sitting down typing. Then you get a hot girlfriend and totally bang.
Brody Kelly
>muh pills
Ethan Nelson
>muh pills
James Nelson
What happens I put a pill up my ass?
Jason Miller
Except for the hot girl friend and emacs (vim 4 life), I already possess these skills. You could too, OP, if you sat down and learned something instead of dreaming of magic pills.
Chase Wright
You'll get the inverse effect of that pill.
Jackson Harris
...
Ian Long
prove it with your code
Connor Reed
Why would you use vim instead of emacs?
Colton Parker
Glowing yellow pill can do everything.
It's the patrician's choice.
Jace Sanchez
>rainbow pills and pol!
Chase Torres
Blue for my fetish. Topaz for work.
Michael Hernandez
Install gentoo. Doesn't take two pills.
John Turner
Being able to install gentoo and mastery of emacs seem a bit more pedestrian than the others. The boss-with-hot-gf one is not really Sup Forums related either.
Logan Jenkins
Topaz pill is OP
Jaxson Hall
but with the glowing yellow pill you could do the same as topaz pill
Jace Nelson
gimme the red pill lad
Henry Thomas
Beat the pulp out of you and take all the pills.
Caleb Hall
The varg pill. Twice.
Carson Smith
OP need the brown pill
Kayden Butler
red and purple nothing else
Ayden Hall
fuck off bard
Jayden Long
useless tier: green, orange, silver, red&purple
Jason Hall
Seems like I've already taken the Green, and Red/Purple one. So, let's go with the Topaz and Azure one
> inb4 azure as in azure.m$.com i_see_what_you_did_there.cpp.MANIFEST
Xavier Fisher
I guess I've already taken multiple of those pills.
