You're applying for a job. HR Stacey informs you that along with your CV, you must submit a document stating what you consider to be the ideal Code of Conduct for the workplace environment. What will you write?
You're applying for a job. HR Stacey informs you that along with your CV...
Lincoln Roberts
Angel Green
Read it thoroughly and if I agree with it, I sign it.
Bentley Carter
Apply for another job.
Jack Ward
I don't think you could do that, seeing you didn't even read op's question
Camden Mitchell
Copy and oaste from a similar document I got from my last job. Still would try to fuck her though.
Kevin Myers
Code of Conduct
1. Don't be a cunt to others
Jayden White
2. If in doubt, cut that shit out
Isaiah Butler
>What will you write?
1. Uttering the word "bro" or "dude" will get you fired after 3 warnings
2. Normies not allowed. All employes must take the Normie test. Failing the test = GET OUT, REEEE
3. TALKING IN DEVELOPER OFFICES NOT ALLOWED. SCHEDULE A MEETING OR TALK IN THE CAFETERIA. MANDATORY NOISE METERS IN DEVELOPER OFFICES GIVE SILENT ALERT TO SECURIT
Samuel Butler
diversity rules fuck drumpf
Cameron Richardson
The niggress probably has a cute butt.
Would impale her.
Jack Kelly
ur mum gey
Dominic Price
Would work for/10
Elijah Clark
Rule no 1 no virtual hugs allowed
Easton Collins
>virtual hugs
What is this even??
Robert Perez
nigga you ain't even kawaii
Levi Fisher
>syntax error
This does not parse.
Lincoln Carter
This.
If you need written code of conduct, something is wrong with you/your workplace/your community.
Isaac Martinez
Legal compliment and respect private life employers
Ryder Young
show bobs
bitch lasagna
Oliver Cruz
1.- Do your fucking job.
2.- Let others do their fucking job.
Charles Fisher
>, you must submit a document stating what you consider to be the ideal Code of Conduct for the workplace environment. What will you write?
Everything is allowed, if it don't reduce productivity or distract.
Connor Perry
/thread.
Julian Myers
>normie
You failed the test, user. Unemployable.
Logan Wilson
This.
Liam Bennett
Fuck you Stacey! Do your own job!
Jeremiah Parker
>WORKPLACE COMMANDMENTS
>THOU SHALT MIND THINE OWN BUSINESS
>THOU SHALT MAKE NO SUDDEN MOVEMENTS
>THOU SHALT NOT YELL
>THOU SHALT NOT SWEAR
>THOU SHALT BE MINDFUL OF PERSONAL SPACE, LOUD NOISES, AND BODY ODORS
>THOU SHALT MAINTAIN EYE CONTACT WHILE COMMUNICATING DIRECTLY
>THOU SHALT KEEP THINE HANDS TO THINESELF
>THOU SHALT LEAVE THY PERSONAL DRAMA AT HOME
and I guess just for good measure
>THOU SHALT NOT RAPE, WHATEVER THAT MEANS ANYMORE
Jace Peterson
Just say that I'm there to do work. I'm not there for politics or socializing.