Waiting at a bus stop

>waiting at a bus stop
>an American tries to start a conversation with me

what... the fuck?

>Americans
>starting conversations
That's rare, was he dying?

>taking the subway
>black man gets in the train
>start spouting shit I barely understand
>he's coming from New York or something
>he starts rapping without any music
>just fucking yells his incomprehensible slang while everybody looks at him terrified
>starts applauding himself after he's finished
>leaves

What the fuck burgers?

>looks at him terrified instead of telling him to shut the fuck up
What the fuck France?

>be american in asstrailya and try and talk to ask an assie for directions to the opera house at the bus stop
>he starts shaking, waving his arms up and down, making loud hooting noises, all while pissing and shitting his pants

>mfw i dont understand this superior assie bantz

i was gonna post "how many retard blacks have u seen in your country" but then i saw the flag

>waiting at bus stop
>American comes up to me and asks how many sheep i've fucked today
>sheepishly tell him none
>he starts pumping his arms up and down and tells me it was just banter

Not polite to tell lies senpai, even in the name of banter. God knows.

>australian waiting at american bus stop
>gets shot

>in my bedroom browsing Sup Forums
>I make some bullshit story for humoristic purposes
hahahaahahaha it really happened

>waiting at a bus stop

>on the bus
>fat woman across from me starts shouting
>ignore her since im wearing headphones
>she keeps it up
>take off the headphones to see what she wants
>starts describing the geography of wisconsin to me, still shouting

Fucking yanks man why are they so loud and friendly

>It's an American struggling to understand functioning public transport systems.... again...

>tell him none
fag

Yes, basketball americans have a complete lack of self-awareness. They shout at each other to have a normal conversation so that white people around them know how free they are.

>functioning public transport systems
What would an Aussie know about that?

What's so bad about trying to start a simple conversation?

>waiting at the bus stop
Everyone is just staring at their phones not initiating any kind of contact at all
I wish I was born in the new world.

it's weird

Some nigger at my gym sings at the top of his lungs in between sets and then starts clapping.

Annoying as fuck, but you just have to try to ignore nigs.

Why do you foreigners do it to us here then?

Some Finnish guy wouldn't stop talking to me about this hunting knife he found when I was in a sporting goods store here about a month ago. Weird but seemed like a cool guy.

>At the urinal
>Canadians strikes up a conversation with me

Should have smacked the cheeky cunt in the mouth desu

I think a lot of people do want to start conversations with strangers but they're afraid they might talk to someone like so they decide not to try it at all. I think this is also the reason a lot of Europeans tend to open up more when they get to America because it's just a more hospitable environment.

>sheepishly

Why would I want to waste my time talking to a person I have no intentions to become friends with?

>I know I don't want to be friends with someone just by looking at them
rude 2bh

Its easy. Do they look American? Yes? No friends.

wtf I hate America now