Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!

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kek

youtube.com/watch?v=po8IPh64rVM

watch this, now imagine doing this for just above minimum wage and living in a little box apartment, this is your life in japan.

Or you could stay in the US and graduate in to a $60k+/year cushy job

Your choice, weeb.

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Ching chong ping pong

youtube.com/watch?v=EZQHVyXVJgQ

subhuman jap ww

黒澤明 「夢」 第8話 水車のある村
youtube.com/watch?v=rE2HmU9nAcI

>this is how the average jap male spends his weekend

kek fucking pathetic

おちゅんちゅん

I want to visit Japan, what should I do so I don't come across like an asshole

FUCK OFF JAP, YOUR COUNTRY SUCKS

Crash Bandicoot

>honorary Chinese

whaddya mean?

literally apes

Avoid shorts and thongs. Be sure to cover all your tattoos.
Do not talk too loud on trains and other public places.
Limit your contact with locals.

Alabama is the shittiest shithole by the way

笠智衆おつ

関西は反自民の巣だと知ってる人にはすぐ分かる嘘だった
反論するの面倒だけどURL探して否定しておかないと信じる人が出てくるから怖い

FUCK OFF YANKEE.

911 is best day for the world!!!!!!!!!

don't be korean

KEK jap has 火病

>when you were born in South, your only pride is being White.
kek

China?

The announcer is talking non-Japanese language.
It sounds Chinese for me. I cannnot understand what they are talking.

Is it true amerifats didn't know skydiving need parashoot?

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Why DO so many jap women do JAV? I heard that every day, 1000+ new women enter the industry, what the fuck kek

save me from texas, i've been here 26 years too long

Should i go to a private izakaya or one that's in a communal setting

Also I want to make a few sexes while I'm in japan

How do I make the sex with a japanese woman?

What specific meme did this dance come from?

God saves America

this

Question for legit Japs (if there are any of them here, but I doubt it)

What is his name? Dr. Eggman, or Dr. robotnik?

Chinese loves Japanese idols.

>ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/ドクター・エッグマン
>単にエッグマンと言われることが多い。

最近あまり眠れなくて、メラトニンってのを使って寝てるんだが
こいつ使うと悪夢に魘されるんだよ・・・しかも記憶に残るような悪い夢・・・・
睡眠はしっかりとれてるんだが気持ち悪くてしょうがないよ

カレーできたよ!

遅いお昼ご飯だよ!

人が死んだりするような悪い夢ほど良い意味があるらしいぞ

小学校の給食みたいだな

何か仕事で失敗したり、悪口言われたり、俺自身が不幸になる夢なんだよ
たまに人が死んだりする夢もある
何でそんな夢に良い意味があるの?

右上は酒だけどねw

ゼプリオンは?

あーもう一度ココイチの手仕込ヒレカツカレー食べてぇ

自分で作るんだ!

Slap a Jap!

人が死ぬのは悪い過去を捨てて新しく生まれ変わる意味があるらしい
夢は現実と逆の世界なので、不安になるような夢は、夢診断では大抵良い兆候なんだ

日本

>she says this while sharting

veggie-chan do you like japanese curry?

ネトウヨの在日粘着

スウェーデン

*sharts*

It's my favorite!

そうだよね

在日朝鮮人(ヤクザ)がそれだけ支配してるのだよ
日本人女を片端から出演させてきた
小泉政権の頃にダムは決壊して日本人女も恥を捨てた

Should I get some canned coffee on Amazon?

I really fucking hate pod coffee I make in my machine. Is canned any better?

>It's my favorite

I-I mage this would you marry me??
I will make japanese curry for you.

ここでネトウヨがどうのと言ってる女にも出演経験者はいる

精神薬は使わないよ・・・

そういう意味なのか
何かドキドキするし次の日も残って凄い不快なんだ・・・
良い意味があるなら肯定的に捉えよう・・・

pod coffee is considered far far better than canned here.
in fact, canned coffee is considered for poor people. that's why our vendor machines sell them canned.

Yes, I accept your proposal.

おっさん‥

veggie chan is white female.

Takahiro?

I want to sleep naked in the same bed as Veggie

tak

I will just end up sharting on your body.

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gross

Don't be jealous, you disgusting old hag.

>da koreanz!!!

kek, you're even worse than pol with their jews

fart on your dick

I'd fart on French girl's face by force.

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Me in the centre

小日本

I'm so tired to whole my life.
I think maybe I'm anxiety neurosis.
Yeah. I'm Hikikomori and have been lazy time while long time.
I don't know how I get normal laifu.
I always afraid something and I don't know that something is.

afraid は動詞じゃないぞ

I had a nap and got woken up by leg cramp
Why couldn't I just die in my sleep instead

That sentence which I wrote doesn't correct?
幼稚園卒の池沼だから文法とかしらないにょ・・・

is she on a diet?

>That sentence which I wrote doesn't correct?
qt

I've never had that happen to me. Does that occur to you frequently?

It's not common but its not new either.
Happens a few times a year I guess.

>qt
I don't know why but always I wrote this thread, I was said cute by someone.
Although I'm a Thug, man. I don't know why. My English is so bad?

>have to study 20 hours/week for a student visa

hmm, maybe there's another way

>Although I'm a Thug, man

Like this?

チンコwwwww

今からでも遅くないから核でジャップ皆殺しにしとけよマジで

I'm not skinny and short.
I'm such a this guy.

>mongolian war ships appear in japanese sea
>typhoon came and sank them
>GLORIOUS SAMURAIS PROTECTED JAPAN FROM MONGOLIAN INVASION!!!!!!!!!

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

ew

can I suck your pen?

BANESAMA?

This guy is not me actually my dick is bigger than average size in Congo.

Yeah. Actually I don't dislike men. I'm a bisexual.

野口英世

・婚約者のメスジャップを捨てアメリカ人女性と結婚

・エクアドル共和国陸軍軍医監名誉大佐

・「志を得ざれば再び此の地を踏まず」(意味: 私はジャップが醜く劣った民族であるということを自覚したので、私が日本に戻ることはもうない)

>japs

Who's BANESAMA?
sorry I don't know this pic guy

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I should go to Fūzoku

フツメンってナンパできるんだろう
早く童貞を捨てたいな

Those people is Chinese

What are your favourite Japanese variety shows that I can find on youtube?