If your country could be a Naruto character who would it be?

If your country could be a Naruto character who would it be?
>Italy
>Orochimaru
>Considered a genius in the past
>Starts as a villain
>Changes sides just because
>Gets away with everything

Sabaku no gaara because sand.

Kakashi he's
>intelligent
>Nihilistic
>and with a wicked sense of humor

Jiraya because he'd rather spend his money on booze and bitches instead of getting shit done.

Naruto of course.

What's the name of the ninja whose gimic was that he's fat and fights by rolling around.

Chôji.

France would be Omoi, just because we're BLACKED but still quite chill.

Idk

But he is not a villain, he is a nice guy.

This is a boring choice but probably Lelouch. Everything is just as planned and in the end we get to be the heros in the right no matter what

If I could be a Naruto character, it would be Madara Uchiha?
And I'm not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. I'm not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. Hell, I'n not even talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano'o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju's DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu. I'm Talking about sagemode sage of the six paths Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Super Saiyan 4 Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan, Rinnegan, Mystic Eyes of Death Perception, and Geass doujutsus, equipped with Shining Trapezohedron while casting Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann as his Susanoo, controlling the Gold Experience Requiem stand, having become the original vampire after Alucard, able to tap into the speedforce, wearing the Kamen Rider Black RX suit and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju's DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu and having eaten Popeye's spinach.

OH WHOOPS NARUTO

dont care about naruto, maybe I should learn to read though

some filler whore

Reksio, because he lives in a dog house and barks a lot

>"Naruto character"
>British reading comprehension

>Chile
>Kabuto
>No true loyalty to any big powers but rather playing them all
>Used to be a good person but became cold
>Manipulated by an evil force that we then tried to imitate (UK)

>Sasori
>hates being unpunctual
>hates making people wait
>extremely good at manufacturing
>no sense of humour

Why even read this? Seems like you had a weeb spasm.

I think Itachi suits your country
-Good guy
-Incredibly strong
-Tries to do the best thing by questionable means
-Hated by everyone because of that

Idk, Sarutobi maybe.

fuck this weeb shit lmao

>America
>Good guy
>Tries best things

Gr8 b8 m8. I r8 8/8.

Ahmed

Obito
people think it's death but they will never expect the fifth empire

Mehmet …

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Zabuza. Åland would be Haku.

kek

>arabs would be blowing up the whole world even without US foreign policy!

all this shit started because we invaded them several times for no reason and sent them money and guns to fight ussr

>1 million per year

Indeed, indeed.

Kaguya Ōtsutsuki

because reasons

no. Islam has always been shit. You started nothing. fuck the mudshits

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Based gajos. I'm surprised by the high amount of muslims in Italy, though.

Garra

Sorry he's taken.

but UK doesn't have sand
you only have sandniggers
we however are 70% a desert

quads of truth

>Irrelevant character
>Beautiful
>Always gets her ass saved by her strong friends

Natural because he's the main character

the turtle jinchuriki kage

he is weak and young but weild a great water based power and responsibility, but was controlled by an evil force

also our president is known as the turtle

Naruto

I don't like anime

Madara Uchia = Pakistan.

if he only he wore sunglasses and enjoy bubgers

Ramen=japanese burger

the only true answer itt

Naruto would be Spain. Love sleep, love eat, and he want to be the boss without effort so his father gave to him that demon so while he's doing pointless shit his Demons can kill them all with yayayayayayyaayayayaayayyayayayyayayayaayayayayrribamexico.

I havent watched this show in like a decade but the cardinal rule of all animes is that the first main bad guy always changes sides when a bigger bad guy is introduced

Piccolo (and Vegeta and Yamcha and Tien)
Char Aznable
Illya from Fate
Viral from TTGL, (and Lord Genome)


help me out, there are more I'm sure

Mostly all shounen work like this.

i laughed at the truth in this post
very nice