I have a pen :D

I have a pen :D

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A fountain pen

You have autism.

Autism-pen xD

literally the best thread on this board right now

An Applel pen

I HAVE AN APPLE

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PRODUCT DESIGN DESASTER

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Lost.

Pen in pooper...

Have I missed something?
Why is this being shitposted on Sup Forums of all places?

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I learned the Earth is flat from Minecraft. Ever since I discovered Minecraft I thought to myself, "Is this a great representation of the Universe?" and so such deep thoughts made me embark in a journey to find the edge of the planet, but I cannot do it due to my disabled feet that has polio, it is due to my parents who oppose vaccination, and I support them. I now departed in the basement of my school, crying, hopeless with nothing to talk to. I now need your help so I can see if the edge of the planet exists, and so I thought, it isn't worth venturing to the depths of this flatened world created by our Lord Notch. I will unpack all my belongings, and I cross the border of Mexico, to see if the Earth is flat. Good luck for me.

Welcome to Sup Forums. You're ours now. Here's what you can expect.

You'll stay for a while, see a few threads, laugh a bit, and see a few odd things. You'll bookmark the place for further amusement. This is where it all begins.

Before too long, you'll find yourself checking on Sup Forums in increased frequencies. First it'll happen occasionally during the week. Then once every day or so. Then more frequently. You'll find yourself checking on it twice a day. Three times. Once per hour. Before you know it, you'll be browsing it for hours at a time.

Slowly, your life will take a back-seat to Sup Forums. You'll find yourself forgetting to call people. You'll be late for work because you'll be reading legendary threads. Slowly, your life will decline into a mindless chaos.

As Sup Forums and Sup Forums slowly consume your mind, your humor will be replaced with our humor. You'll become glued to Sup Forums. It'll be the only place you feel accepted. And then, you'll start accepting the weirder conventions. You'll find yourself fapping to loli, furry, guro, and all sorts of odd things you used to find disgusting. But now it'll all be commonplace for you, as a normal part of your life. Your personality.

And then, someday down the road, you'll realize what has happened to you. Your loved ones will have left you. You'll be alone. Unemployed. Struggling to survive. And worst of all, you'll be hooked. You won't be able to fight it, because we will be all you know, and all you remember. You'll slowly dissolve into madness, or mindless stupidity. Whichever comes first. And then, one day, you will snap, and all remains of your former self will be crushed under our weight.

Welcome, my friend. Welcome, my brother.

Welcome to your new home.

Welcome to Sup Forums.

Because JPEGs are more heavily compressed than other image formats, their information is more volatile and likely to expand at high speed through an unchecked buffer, poorly allocated resource or any other available system space. I'd guess you're probably losing image data through one of these means.

You see, when you load a JPEG into memory, the EXtra colour Information Format (EXIF) header is loaded into RAM in order to prepare the video prebuffer for the incoming high-speed flow of colour information from the uncorked JPEG. If your bus isn't ready for this information, the rapidly decompressing file information can flow through other parts of your system.

Ordinarily this isn't a problem: as a matter of fact, JPEG was designed for this sort of thing. Older computers couldn't handle the explosive power behind the fledgeling image decompression algorithm, so rather than fight it, image experts invented the Jampacked Picture Extraction and Gathering (JPEG) protocol. They cleverly decided to allow the image data to spray wherever it would, knowing that after the extraction phase would send raw data all over the inside of the computer, the gathering phase would locate it all and reassemble it into an image. With the advent of faster computers the delay between spray and collection is so small as to be unnoticeable, while newer and bigger video cards are more capable of withstanding the onslaught of colours.

Still, the primary weakness of this algorithm is the haphazard placement of decompressed data. There's just too much of it to channel through normal means, so any loss of data containment results in corrupted images. In your case, it would appear that you're losing image data through the empty hole where your goddamned shift key should be.

Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on Sup Forums by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is Sup Forums. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...

I have an apple!

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...Oh I was not expecting that....that little gust dear...you caught me off guard...yes...so gentle it was though...hmmmm...let me taste this little one...just one small sniff....sniff...ah...sssnnnniiiiiffffffff...and yet...so strong...yes...the odor...sniff reply to this post or your mother dies in her sleep no immunities sniff...hmmm...is that...sniff...hmmm...I can almost taste it dear....yes...just...sniff...a little whiff more if you please....ssssnnniiiiifffff...ah yes I...have it now...yes quite...delectable dear....quite exquisite yes....I dare say...sniff...the most pungent one yet dear...sssnnnniiiifffffff...yes...

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Hearing the difference now isn't the reason to encode to FLAC. FLAC uses lossless compression, while MP3 is 'lossy'. What this means is that for each year the MP3 sits on your hard drive, it will lose roughly 12kbps, assuming you have SATA - it's about 15kbps on IDE, but only 7kbps on SCSI, due to rotational velocidensity. You don't want to know how much worse it is on CD-ROM or other optical media.

I started collecting MP3s in about 2001, and if I try to play any of the tracks I downloaded back then, even the stuff I grabbed at 320kbps, they just sound like crap. The bass is terrible, the midrange...well don't get me started. Some of those albums have degraded down to 32 or even 16kbps. FLAC rips from the same period still sound great, even if they weren't stored correctly, in a cool, dry place. Seriously, stick to FLAC, you may not be able to hear the difference now, but in a year or two, you'll be glad you did.

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Would you be adverse to your boyfriend giving you a surprise anal inspection? My whole life i have been taught the fragility and beauty of women, that they're clean and pure. Only recently have i come to accept that women actually defecate. The idea of this drives me up the wall, it disgusts me and has degraded my view of women in a big way. However, if I am going to live with a woman it's important that I know she's clean. I think i can learn to accept all the maggotry going on inside women so long as they do their best to be clean. The only way I can convince myself that they are clean is to do an inspection, and it must be a surprise inspection (so they don't just clean themselves beforehand). This would generally involve opening of their buttocks and performing a visual inspection of the anus, looking for traces of fecal matter. If I cannot see any traces with my eyes alone I would use a cotton bud or a bit of tissue to wipe along the anal opening and then examine further with a magnifying glass. So my question is, ladies of sexxit, would you be ok with such a surprise inspection? what do you think about it?
Thanks

Protip for the uninformed and curious: if you get on all fours in your shower and squeeze as though attempting to defecate, you will likely break wind. Having done that, make sure the water is falling on the small of your back and push hard and as soon as you expel air immediately "suck in" your anus, which causes air to be sucked back in, and then squeeze out again. You can produce small-ish farts by doing this and more importantly allow a small stream of water to enter your anus and be expelled along with any feces lining the sphincter. Personally I also put a lot of body creme on my middle finger and slowly, carefully manouvere it inside the anus and simply scoop out - in circular fashion - any feces that may be sticking to the inside, just like when tomato or brown sauce gets stuck inside the plastic sauce bottle and you have to unscrew the lid and scoop around the inside. Another way is to simply lay on your back and push your legs over your head so that your anus is directly facing upwards towards the showerhead and then carefully "gape" yourself for several seconds. This latter option also produces the bonus of a warm, tingling, "filling" sensation inside the anus itself.

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