ITT: The last country you visited just took over your country

ITT: The last country you visited just took over your country.

How fucked are you?

>mfw Italy
>mfw the mafia runs everything but now we all get Lambos and Ferraris

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We are ruled by spaniards, they will perform a reconquista on kebabs and we are forced to do the siesta.

>The last country you visited
>

>France
Is this even possible?

Haven't visited a country period, except when I was like 4 or 6 years old, I was on a cruise that ran into trouble and had to dock in Canada. I visited there for a bit
Does that count? Please tell me it doesn't.

>Argentina
I am ok with this

Japan would never do it.

>Canada
Nothing changes

PERUVIANS YOU MOTHERFUCKERS I'LL KILL YOU ALL

Yes it does.

Poopeeland

>mfw nothing changes except more hakas

>Iceland
Lol, I think we'll be fine. Nobody will even notice.

What anime is this from?

New Zealand.

Being dominated by someone with such low self esteem

Norway

Stuff becomes slightly more expensive.

Nicaragua

>mfw I've never left the country and never plan to

Solomon Islands

We turn into a banana republic overnight, Japanese whaling boats show up in our waters because they bribed the minister of fisheries, infrastructure crumbles, white flight back to Britain, gdp plummets, and our citizens get fucked over by corrupt politicians.

American visiting Lithuania. NBA championship is about to get a lot more interesting

>Hungary
Nothing changes. You couldn't find a more similar country if you tried.
I guess they'll slowly teach us to drown all our food in paprika, but that's it.

well usa has everything.
alaska and east coast for snow
south for desert and and sunny beaches

>France
idk, we don't leave the EU and work hours plummet?

>Canada
No real change

you get a queen

>tfw

>Germany

>America
About damn time.

>UK
lol again?

Absorbing a shit economy, a cartel that's on par with the Taliban and an even shittier neighbor on the southern border.

Yeah, but she doesn't really do anything

Not that I would mind having a queen

You have the Kardashians

You're responding to Ireland, no Mexico

>Kardashians

It's...It's England.

>Scotland
We would be more cucked but everything would probably work better

one time i went to Seattle and hiked, but i mostly dont even leave my own state

>Ireland
I mean, at least it'll be easier to get a full breakfast.

>Spain
Yup, we're fucked.

Indonesia

>mosques everywhere

>US
I guess some things get better but others get worse.

Kek

>tfw when has to pay tribute to Finnish khan

Well now you get to listen to power metal all the time.

>singapore
how?

>Ireland

Booze and beautiful redhair women for all!!

First, we'll kill ALL kebabps.
Then we'll force you all to siesta and fiesta and have tortilla de patatas in place of omelette.
JAJAJAJA.

Finland.
Nothing, they melt as soon as they reach here.
>went there to work

Ruled by the Irish ? Only problem is that they are corporate-sucking cucks

>Denmark

>Spain

jajajaja siesta tapas paella jajajajajja

We'll force you to remove the 6m minimum distance and replace it with 6mm minimum distance.

Also ban swedish and make you learn spanish and finnish instead.

>Poland
Oh fuck here we go. I like to think we'd have a chance but no.

New Caledonia.
Basically French Queensland so plus ca change

>tunisia
Nothing changes

>Australia
doesn't sound too bad

>England
COLONIZED

Far out man, you're obviously interested in international culture and unlike some of us you can just catch a bus to another country
Just get a passport and cross the nearest border already

I've never been abroad

we get oil shekels but have to eat nothing but frozen pizza and brunnost

>Denmark
>country is now filled with more QTS but also more chads

:(

>Dubai, UAE

How would that happen? Arabs can't do anything that requires any amount of effort.

They buy Finland with oil monies.

If Bestonia took over here life would be 200% better.

>China
Everything improves

I have never left Finland.

>Japan
Yeah....oh boy, here we go again.

Usa

Italian cuisine and culture utterly destroyed, but we get to say fuck you to merkel and EU pigs because we will be a strong independent country

t. Chink

>Thailand
Probably they just end up to the woods and start picking berries

>thailand
i don't even want to think about it

Danish boipucci would be an export commodity and I'd go broke.

>England
>we leave the EU

noice

>US
At least I don't have to be scared of Russia anymore.

>England
>Dresden leaves the world
ftfy

Hmm germany is ruling austria? Well third time's the charm right guys?

>france
>you can finally buy alcohol from food stores
>mandatory swedish gets replaced by mandatory french
>literally nothing else changes
Breddy gud 5/5

>Finnish is removed
>Mandingos are imported by the boatload
>Mammi is now world class food
ftfy

...

>Ukraine
Oy vey...

>Australia
ADF VS IDF?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>Japan
Looks like Darwin's getting rekt again by Cyclone Kenji

>Romania
I am fine with that as long as they leave the gypsies behind.

DELET THIS

>Denmark
Better pastries, I guess

>US
I wouldn't be surprised if that actually happens someday

>Philippines

this country needs more drug dealers getting shot in the streets tbqh

Slovakia. Not bad. We need more top-tier Paleolithic figurines.

Mandatory french in classes for everyone.
Need to speed french to get a job in the public sector.
Spanish relegated to third language.
Military budgets plummet
Health and education budget skyrocket

Georgia
Meh apart from occasional Russian invasions it's fine

>Japan

Well fug me

Well, looks as if I live now in Großnederreich

>someday
>not already happened

>Greece
It's all fucked.

Not so fast Ecuador

Japan
I am made honorary nip, and with my new found citizenship, I set off for japan on my quest to solve their low birthrate problem.

>Argentina
we white now

>USA
That might be good even for us

nytimes.com/2003/09/18/opinion/our-war-with-france.html?_r=0

It made me think of this. Good laughs.

But you'd start being productive during those hours instead of wanking on reddit.

Enjoy 150% of your current GDP per hour and wine, my friend
stats.oecd.org/Index.aspx?DataSetCode=PDB_LV

You'll become the biggest cucks and the laughter of europe.

Wait...

You'll become the biggest cucks of europe.

Netherlands
>dude weed lmao