I am taking an IT class and our teacher gave out the root password to the school server what is the dumbest shit i...

I am taking an IT class and our teacher gave out the root password to the school server what is the dumbest shit i could pull off with this info?

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install gentoo

No for real though, set the ssh motd to giant ascii anime tiddies.

bumping

`rm -rf /*`

rm -rf --no-preserve-root /

>-rf
>/*

This.
I stole the school student passwords using my web design teacher's desktop password. They were in an Excel sheet along with the username, full name, and grade of each student.

please for the love of god run sudo rm -rf /* and report back.

This ain't funny

This is really better

Ain't is a contraction of am not.

Brainlet detected.

No
>inb4 prescriptivist linguistics bullshit

Install wine and run Bonzi on it

it's a general contraction of "to be not"

>Google
k

replace everything with hentai

If he's in the class, I don't think it'd take much to pin this on him

Those are some hot facts you've got there, I sure got btfo

Get expelled.

>Facts
k

redirect all the traffic to Sup Forums

Replace all nonfree software with software that respects the students freedoms.

Are you saying that you want me to screenshot the fact that every dictionary listing says the same thing, or are you agreeing that you didn't have any facts

>blog reply on Sup Forums
k

Imagine being so stupid and lonely that you post blatantly wrong things on Sup Forums just so anyone will talk to you

>still replying
k

Lol sorry you got rekt so hard. I AIN'T SORRY.

Create a shell with root permissions in your own session, and you'll have lifelong root privileges.

>doesn't know about commas
>uses rekt
k

Comes to check a thread of two hours ago. Get a life bro

>get a life
>on Sup Forums
k

>saying k repeatedly to anything
>somehow it manages to piss people off anyway
K

Use that ascii art generator we used when the image servers were hosed and feed it a picture of Hitler. Connect over Tor from a livecd for plausible deniability.

>still replying
>I don't care
>capital K because phoneposter
k

Literally my only post in the thread and trying to say I thought your cancer was funny you fuckimg idiot

>blog.gif
>REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>confuses m's with n's
k

dd if=/dev/null of=/dev/sda

>dd if=/dev/null
>null
>edgelord
k

...

>too autistic for actual reply
k

...

change permissions of all folders

Just do a forkbomb and act like you were trying a bash script out

>magnifies the autistic looking glass

mkdir -p /dev/floppy

> -p
> /dev

Change everyone's notes?

you have to watch your blood pressure

>doesn't uses periods
>I've gotten angry over these posts
k

u kep replieng

>can't english
>still replying
k

so this is your saturday?

>shitposting requires my full attention
>doesn't know what scripting is
k

Fill the servers with Space Ghost Coast to Coast episodes

unplug all the cables from the server
put the ends into a bowl of yoghurt
leave the bowl near the server with the password taped to it

Cron job that Just post shit to the wall then kicks off all users.

THIS.

Kay cron job that displays anime titties then kicks users.

Do this, OP

youtube.com/watch?v=0DW31upNEEg

change the password

link me the ascii art

In back on high school every single pc was admin so you could type in net view in command prompt and it would give you a list of every computer and its ip in the school.
I typed the ip of one of the cafeteria computers in explorer and i could browse the computers local hard drive, I opened a document for school lunch accounts and all I had to do was type in a box and I could have edited my account balance.
It just shocked me how fucking easy it was, I could change my grades too on my teachers desktops.
No security whatsoever.

login and delete your degree

Roots bound to have a password change. Create another account with sudo privs. Use it from an anonymous server to have fun all year long.

Link me the anime tiddies.

chmod -R 777 /

Obvious answer:
fork bomb
Second best:
change everyone to "faggot@user"

Configure LUKS to encrypt root.

OP huge stuff will eventually narrow it down to you. Something like is far more fun

Hopefully something good enough to get you expelled

Plainfield round 2?

Give it out to Sup Forums and watch the chaos

I just hope the teacher is some user who posted here years ago and had something like this to fuck around with random japs trying to fuck on his server
github.com/jaksi/sshesame

>Connect over tor from a live CD for plausible deniability

Unless the school is running an exit node and could get a warrant to do anything meaningful with OP's IP, he doesn't need a fucking live CD.

>rm -rf /*`
Lol isn't that the command that deleted Toy Story 2 from Pixar?

The live CD is in case they take the brute force approach and interrogate all the students.

Federal law enforcement would become involved in such a disastrous attack on a large organisation, especially if that institution is government run.

>sshesame
Thx user !

smatest thing would be to post it here along with ssh credentials