Come meet qts from around the world, practice your bants, hang out with the lads, share qts, cuck anons, cuck anonettes :^), feed the irish troll, hate on the BLACKED poo-in-loo, get yelled at by autists, share replies from pastas etc.
1st for Strayacunts and Murricashats who are too lazy to keep thread alive through the night :^)
Connor Davis
never been here before
Nathan Hughes
>Wanted German friend >Got messages by poo in loo instead Account deleted
Henry Cook
>no views Helvete
Cooper Myers
Why do you guys get so autistic over this shit? You're talking to girls online you've never met in person, and unless you're both European, probably never will meet. You get all fucked up when they don't respond or ignore you, act like they're your gfs after a day of talking and truly, honestly believe these girls aren't talking to a million other guys both online and in real life. And you unironically believe your "qts" aren't fucking other guys, that they're saving themselves for their online boyfriends.
Holy shit, these threads are cancer.
Elijah Long
6TH FOR AUTISM
Jack Diaz
Did you find out if the qt slovenian was a ruse?
Caleb Campbell
It wouldn't hurt you to keep the thread alive anyway though, would it now you cheeky cunt bastard?! Bost brofile and I will fix :^*
Blake Wood
who is this?
don't ever appropriate the use of slang from my language again
Aiden Cooper
No, but she probably isn't. I don't contact local qts desu
Christian Morales
/lisadk
Lucas Sanchez
any luck lately?
and how about that american who was sending gay messages to arabs?
Joshua Morris
moh-tero-ama
Sure, everyone here is a grill now.
Adam Ward
Pls be female >/PREUSSENS
Cooper Anderson
Nah, I don't use the profile anymore. I just use my real one.
Asher Diaz
I'm a guy. The poo in loo was a girl though
Ayden Jones
Oh, post her desu.
Josiah Nelson
I didn't even look. She said she was from India in her message, so when I got the email alert I immediately blocked it.
Jaxson Robinson
>blocking females Ya dun goofed. Indians usually aren't qt but theres always a 1 in 50 chance she's a qt.
Connor Cox
Some spergette who admitted to have been BLACKED and didn't know she was telling it to a polack with autism (that would be me)
Sorry for offending you, how much do you demand in reparations?
You should do an exception for her, she was based!
SHIT, A RUSE
Ryder Gray
I'm not looking for females. I was looking for someone that would talk German to me.
Thomas Taylor
Talk German to me bby :^)
Austin Russell
>Actually trying to use interpals correctly Come on now don't be such a homo
Daniel Thompson
Wenn du kein Deutsch sprechen kannst, bin ich interessiert nicht.
Thanks for reminding me to actually delete my account though
David Morales
Oh, I see, are you referring to the Slovak one?
Nathan Walker
? you do German speak can (?), am I interested not ????????? Thats what I understood.
Dylan Rogers
*wann
Oliver Reyes
>implying there's a difference But yeah, the one who didn't like gypsies
Camden Cox
She was not Slovak, but german/korean/american and appeared to be legit. I'm not sure how good are you swedes at geography, but there is a clear distinction between the two countries.
Owen Garcia
I heard some of you losers haven't even kissed your qts, so I made you a how-to youtu.be/BMbNhI59PwY
Oliver Powell
>too lazy to answer
Eli Baker
why u so mad?
Connor Diaz
Haven't been here for a few months what did I miss
Ryder Collins
Portuboat.
Ryder Gonzalez
pls tell?
Jackson Butler
What do you want to know, norsk venn?
Luis Powell
Everything, Christiano
Aiden Moore
Nothing
Is your name Bruno, for real?
Luke White
Why wouldn't it be?
William Gonzalez
If it is, you should start doing porn 2bh
Austin Carter
Moored.com
Why do you say that, though?
Aaron Williams
41th for flat-chested Taiwanese girls
Dylan Rogers
HOW DO I GET A PORTUGUESE BF?
Joshua Lopez
dress in qt dresses
Andrew Howard
I have no clue. Never had one, 2bh Hans.
Robert Garcia
>tfw keked by this young alberto barbarossa
Blake Cox
Nigel has nothing on me brows
David Foster
h-how did I kek you, fãm?
Lincoln Morgan
Moored, kek! Because Bruno is such a male porn name, but I guess that is because the name isn't common at all up here in Snowniggeristan.
What places are worth seeing in Portugal though? Besides Lisbon and Rio de Janeiro I mean
By asking him to be your bf obviously...
Asher Davis
don't act like nothing happened
Lincoln Gutierrez
h-how do I get a german gf btw?
Dylan Morris
Become a refugee.
Eli Perry
By saying you are a non-European refugee
Parker Wright
How do I get a Scandibae? Preferably with a method where I don't have to talk to him.
Mason Rodriguez
Poste doch in /deutsch/.
Jonathan Gutierrez
I'll be your bf, I can't stand Germans anyway so we don't have to talk at all
Anthony Ortiz
>Besides Lisbon and Rio de Janeiro I mean ebin :^)
Lisbon sure has a lot for you to see. It's worth a visit, but not worth the entirety of your stay in Portugal. Sintra is GOAT. There is so much to see there. Pic related is the Pena Palace in Sintra.
The north is also worthwhile though. Porto and Braga are great. I don't know much from Porto, but I live in Braga. You have a lot to see here. From the Sameiro Sanctuary (GOAT place) to the Sanctuary of Bom Jesus do Monte. Most of the cultural landmarks here are tied to the roman catholic faith, since this city was a bastion for the clergy for a long ass time.
I have no clue what you're talking about, Slawek.
I don't want to live in an asylum center next to 20 sand-dindus. Can I crash @ yours?
Dylan Barnes
pic related is the view from the Sanctuary of Sameiro.
Owen Robinson
stealin from me
Nolan Brooks
? ? ?
Connor Lewis
You can take asylum at my place, Boat bby. Mommy with take care of you.
Do you have a qt accent, user? POST VOCAROO.
Asher Davis
Tfw qt sends super hot voice message and wants to skype later
Chase Bailey
a-are you the deustch-american grill who messaged me a week ago asking if Portugal was just a more degenerate Spain?
Are you the lisadk Sven?
Jaxon King
Damn, that actually looks pretty sweet! I think I might have to stop thinking that Portugal is a huge airport meant for refilling fuel when your plane is coming back from the Canaries. And are you trying to subtly convert me into catholicism by showing me those place? No point in that, my Polish qt has done that already :^)
Do Portuguese people speak more English than the Spanish btw?
>suggesting the city he's from What did he mean by this?
Show me the view from your sanctuary :^)
Brody Roberts
No he isn't, I am lisadk
Jeremiah Sullivan
What if I am? And IS it?
Liam Sanders
>What did he mean by this? I'm just a shill for the ministry of tourism's regional delegacy. I gotta rake in the foreigners :^)
Supposedly, Portuguese people have the highest ranking in terms of proficiency with the english language out of every country in southern Europe. I think we're even ahead of France.
To be honest, we start learning English from our first year of school on to our last. Our foreign media isn't dubbed, so we have subtitles instead.
Ryder Perez
I-I must know. .. ... And no, it's not. They're the degenerates.
I spent an evening in Madrid and I almost got raped by the gay squads that roam the city late in the night. Madrid is 70% homo.
Ayden Edwards
>even ahead of france Does that really mean anything? But I'm glad to hear that, I like Spain but their English is horrible, or maybe they just pretend to so they don't have to talk to me :'^(
I'm glad you're just paid by your government to lure in tourists... For a while there I was thinking you were luring me over to your place for gay sex... Damn, I'm glad you didn't invite me over for any of that casual gay sex... I'm certainly not up for any of that degenerate assfuckery! Related! Haha, I was reading about a place called TR3S in Lisbon.... What a degenerate place, I certainly won't go there for some casual m2m hookups... Since I'm not up for that at all! No gay sex for me, no sir!
Luke Sullivan
Y-yeah, but you barely responded and I was too shy to press on. Plus I know you have a lot of qts to talk to~. I'll get a Scandinavian or ex-Yu bf instead!
Leo Gutierrez
im the turboautist
Logan Miller
Pretty much every European country is ahead of France when it comes to enlish proficiency.
Christopher Edwards
At least you're not Anton :-*
Nolan Richardson
who was anton really? king of the autists?
Hunter Garcia
Oh, yeah.. Lisbon is filled with places for gay NSA hook-ups, but Madrid is the world-capital for that sort of deviancy 2bh.
Nathaniel Gonzalez
w-wew... . I wish you all the best with your quest for scandi qts.
I just noticed I missed one of your messages, actually. .. I only replied to 1. S-sorry fãm.
Bravo, Portugal!
Dylan Reyes
Threadly reminder that if your qt doesn't have C-cups or above, she looks like a little boy which makes you a pedo... Pls castrate yourself!
/LovelyMommy
Levi Reyes
Gimme your Scandibfs. They all the Svens and and Hanses want you.
Owen Brown
one of my qts has fat tits but she's like 1.50 tall does that still make me pedo?
Parker King
Why don't you post lewds and let me be the judge, eh? :^)
Brayden Barnes
white girls are desperate for my mini-sized korean symbol^_^
Tyler Richardson
she won't post nudes but the shape of her shirt says it all there's no push up bra that can do this magic
Jacob Thomas
Correct me if i'm wrong but this general is: >70% of replies are made by the scandinavian homo clique >30% of replies are made by that one norwegian poof and you can tell exactly when he's sleeping as the thread tends to die >Gossiping about that low-test poo-in-loo who got BLACKED >Some aussies funposting
Overall this is a great place i love it
Andrew Davis
lads how do i avoid sperging out during a skype call with qt?