Culture Pals - /cp/

Culture Pals - Boobilicious Round 2 Edition

Come meet qts from around the world, practice your bants, hang out with the lads, share qts, cuck anons, cuck anonettes :^), feed the irish troll, hate on the BLACKED poo-in-loo, get yelled at by autists, share replies from pastas etc.

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1st for Strayacunts and Murricashats who are too lazy to keep thread alive through the night :^)

never been here before

>Wanted German friend
>Got messages by poo in loo instead
Account deleted

>no views
Helvete

Why do you guys get so autistic over this shit?
You're talking to girls online you've never met in person, and unless you're both European, probably never will meet.
You get all fucked up when they don't respond or ignore you, act like they're your gfs after a day of talking and truly, honestly believe these girls aren't talking to a million other guys both online and in real life.
And you unironically believe your "qts" aren't fucking other guys, that they're saving themselves for their online boyfriends.

Holy shit, these threads are cancer.

6TH FOR AUTISM

Did you find out if the qt slovenian was a ruse?

It wouldn't hurt you to keep the thread alive anyway though, would it now you cheeky cunt bastard?!
Bost brofile and I will fix :^*

who is this?

don't ever appropriate the use of slang from my language again

No, but she probably isn't. I don't contact local qts desu

/lisadk

any luck lately?

and how about that american who was sending gay messages to arabs?

moh-tero-ama

Sure, everyone here is a grill now.

Pls be female
>/PREUSSENS

Nah, I don't use the profile anymore. I just use my real one.

I'm a guy. The poo in loo was a girl though

Oh, post her desu.

I didn't even look. She said she was from India in her message, so when I got the email alert I immediately blocked it.

>blocking females
Ya dun goofed. Indians usually aren't qt but theres always a 1 in 50 chance she's a qt.

Some spergette who admitted to have been BLACKED and didn't know she was telling it to a polack with autism (that would be me)

Sorry for offending you, how much do you demand in reparations?

You should do an exception for her, she was based!

SHIT, A RUSE

I'm not looking for females. I was looking for someone that would talk German to me.

Talk German to me bby :^)

>Actually trying to use interpals correctly
Come on now don't be such a homo

Wenn du kein Deutsch sprechen kannst, bin ich interessiert nicht.

Thanks for reminding me to actually delete my account though

Oh, I see, are you referring to the Slovak one?

? you do German speak can (?), am I interested not
?????????
Thats what I understood.

*wann

>implying there's a difference
But yeah, the one who didn't like gypsies

She was not Slovak, but german/korean/american and appeared to be legit. I'm not sure how good are you swedes at geography, but there is a clear distinction between the two countries.

I heard some of you losers haven't even kissed your qts, so I made you a how-to
youtu.be/BMbNhI59PwY

>too lazy to answer

why u so mad?

Haven't been here for a few months what did I miss

Portuboat.

pls tell?

What do you want to know, norsk venn?

Everything, Christiano

Nothing

Is your name Bruno, for real?

Why wouldn't it be?

If it is, you should start doing porn 2bh

Moored.com

Why do you say that, though?

41th for flat-chested Taiwanese girls

HOW DO I GET A PORTUGUESE BF?

dress in qt dresses

I have no clue. Never had one, 2bh Hans.

>tfw keked by this young alberto barbarossa

Nigel has nothing on me brows

h-how did I kek you, fãm?

Moored, kek! Because Bruno is such a male porn name, but I guess that is because the name isn't common at all up here in Snowniggeristan.

What places are worth seeing in Portugal though? Besides Lisbon and Rio de Janeiro I mean

By asking him to be your bf obviously...

don't act like nothing happened

h-how do I get a german gf btw?

Become a refugee.

By saying you are a non-European refugee

How do I get a Scandibae? Preferably with a method where I don't have to talk to him.

Poste doch in /deutsch/.

I'll be your bf, I can't stand Germans anyway so we don't have to talk at all

>Besides Lisbon and Rio de Janeiro I mean
ebin :^)

Lisbon sure has a lot for you to see. It's worth a visit, but not worth the entirety of your stay in Portugal. Sintra is GOAT. There is so much to see there. Pic related is the Pena Palace in Sintra.

The north is also worthwhile though. Porto and Braga are great. I don't know much from Porto, but I live in Braga. You have a lot to see here. From the Sameiro Sanctuary (GOAT place) to the Sanctuary of Bom Jesus do Monte. Most of the cultural landmarks here are tied to the roman catholic faith, since this city was a bastion for the clergy for a long ass time.

I have no clue what you're talking about, Slawek.

I don't want to live in an asylum center next to 20 sand-dindus. Can I crash @ yours?

pic related is the view from the Sanctuary of Sameiro.

stealin
from me

? ? ?

You can take asylum at my place, Boat bby. Mommy with take care of you.

Do you have a qt accent, user? POST VOCAROO.

Tfw qt sends super hot voice message and wants to skype later

a-are you the deustch-american grill who messaged me a week ago asking if Portugal was just a more degenerate Spain?

Are you the lisadk Sven?

Damn, that actually looks pretty sweet!
I think I might have to stop thinking that Portugal is a huge airport meant for refilling fuel when your plane is coming back from the Canaries.
And are you trying to subtly convert me into catholicism by showing me those place? No point in that, my Polish qt has done that already :^)

Do Portuguese people speak more English than the Spanish btw?

>suggesting the city he's from
What did he mean by this?

Show me the view from your sanctuary :^)

No he isn't, I am lisadk

What if I am? And IS it?

>What did he mean by this?
I'm just a shill for the ministry of tourism's regional delegacy. I gotta rake in the foreigners :^)

Supposedly, Portuguese people have the highest ranking in terms of proficiency with the english language out of every country in southern Europe. I think we're even ahead of France.

To be honest, we start learning English from our first year of school on to our last. Our foreign media isn't dubbed, so we have subtitles instead.

I-I must know. .. ... And no, it's not. They're the degenerates.

I spent an evening in Madrid and I almost got raped by the gay squads that roam the city late in the night. Madrid is 70% homo.

>even ahead of france
Does that really mean anything? But I'm glad to hear that, I like Spain but their English is horrible, or maybe they just pretend to so they don't have to talk to me :'^(

I'm glad you're just paid by your government to lure in tourists... For a while there I was thinking you were luring me over to your place for gay sex...
Damn, I'm glad you didn't invite me over for any of that casual gay sex... I'm certainly not up for any of that degenerate assfuckery!
Related! Haha, I was reading about a place called TR3S in Lisbon.... What a degenerate place, I certainly won't go there for some casual m2m hookups... Since I'm not up for that at all!
No gay sex for me, no sir!

Y-yeah, but you barely responded and I was too shy to press on. Plus I know you have a lot of qts to talk to~.
I'll get a Scandinavian or ex-Yu bf instead!

im the turboautist

Pretty much every European country is ahead of France when it comes to enlish proficiency.

At least you're not Anton :-*

who was anton really? king of the autists?

Oh, yeah.. Lisbon is filled with places for gay NSA hook-ups, but Madrid is the world-capital for that sort of deviancy 2bh.

w-wew... . I wish you all the best with your quest for scandi qts.

I just noticed I missed one of your messages, actually. .. I only replied to 1. S-sorry fãm.

Bravo, Portugal!

Threadly reminder that if your qt doesn't have C-cups or above, she looks like a little boy which makes you a pedo... Pls castrate yourself!

/LovelyMommy

Gimme your Scandibfs. They all the Svens and and Hanses want you.

one of my qts has fat tits but she's like 1.50 tall
does that still make me pedo?

Why don't you post lewds and let me be the judge, eh? :^)

white girls are desperate for my mini-sized korean symbol^_^

she won't post nudes
but the shape of her shirt says it all
there's no push up bra that can do this magic

Correct me if i'm wrong but this general is:
>70% of replies are made by the scandinavian homo clique
>30% of replies are made by that one norwegian poof and you can tell exactly when he's sleeping as the thread tends to die
>Gossiping about that low-test poo-in-loo who got BLACKED
>Some aussies funposting

Overall this is a great place i love it

lads how do i avoid sperging out during a skype call with qt?

>tfw no kazakh gf

youtube.com/watch?v=DKDDZHCaopI

Since we are a homo clique, should we name ourselves? I vote for Los Pepes

>Not a single Union Jack in the thread
Great to see.

Not even the runtiest of our runts are runty enough for this faggotry.

y'all too ugly to be messaged by anyone

There are a couple of them here... Unfortunately they had lives to get back to after summer, they were real lads :(
youtu.be/57PlVm7hALA

I fucked my qt yesterday and it felt amazing. After that we went and explored Prague some more before watching the sunset from the castle.

friendly reminder that this was done by a brit

Fucking hell
Nice trips btw

Check'd

Might have to sign up, and do some Nige posting.

Oh my God the autism level

>Japan better than France
>Korea only moderate

BOAT give me an update

>Told me I will have no friends
This is better than the SMB autist with his 'sexy' comments

>This is better than the SMB autist with his 'sexy' comments
clue me in m8