Emigrating to Australia

Tell my why I shouldn't emigrate to Australia
>lower tax
>higher pay for my field of work
>number 2 HDI
>sick bantz
>qt chinks everywhere
>no rapefugees

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Do you like fast internet? If yes, don't move here.

their entire economy is based off mining and they are 100% void of intellectual culture/nice things ordinary people do. i'm not even surprised i've met aussies in smart fields like law and science consider drinking a hobbie or interest.

move to california or canada. its more sophisticated.

It's sad to see how a rich banana republic can fail so hard.

Because we're full

I'll pay for the extra slow internet deluxe.
Most of the Australians I've met were absolute sick cunts, but some of them were nice to talk with as well. About the same amount of people as here.
Canada has less sun, less pay in my field of work, Quebec, and le weed man.
I would never even consider California, not only is it completely taken over by Mexicans, it's also in the US.

I am sorry mister but there seems to be a lack of accommodation for your stay here, might i suggest you try new zealand or canada

Would you prefer if you only got chink immigrants who smuggle undeclared dog meat into your country?

>their entire economy is based off mining

Literally what does this have to do with everyday life? Just like every other country on the planet, you can get a job in whatever you want. Sydney has 6 million people and I've never met anyone involved in mining in my life.

>100% void of intellectual culture/nice things

Dumb regurgitated meme. You can probably sit in a basement cafe smoking herbal cigarettes and stroking your goatee while a black man fucks your wife here too, just like in Canada. A big part of Australia's astronomical quality of life is leisure activities

So the only real objections posted so far are bad internet and the country being full?

australia is 35 degree celsius heaven

melbourne isn't
>he is unironically regurgitating Sup Forums memes

dumb leaf

>living in lelbourne

What's wrong with Melbourne?

well, do you want to avoid the heat or not?
memes, that's what

The only australian I know is deathly afraid of other people and has severe trust issues
Nice guy tho, and naturally talented at a lot of shit

how's perth ?

that is really hot in the summer, also very dry

the city itself I don't know much about bc I've never been, apparently it's boring but I don't know

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>Canada
bashing on culture/nice things to do whoa buddy

Also theres plenty of cultural activities and fun stuff to do in Melbourne and most other places in the country

I heard Melbourne has lots of kinda underground clubs and hidden bars and stuff, like Berlin

Objectively nothing wrong with melbourne it has the biggest cultural scene in the country so it attracts sjw types and thats the only downside.
A lot of other cities other than Syd/Melb are very bare and you quickly realise theres nothing to do there at all.

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Yeah Sydney and melbourne are the most international of the cities the rest are almost suburban backwaters some of them are comfy but they really dont matter too much.
Melbourne does have a bit of a /bleep/ scene atm

So I guess I'll move to Melbourne then. What is the house market like?

good luck buyin any form of property

Every miner I know is either from Perth or Adelaide, literaly no one out side of those states works in the mining industry atleast from everyone ive met

Good luck with your visa. Moving there is hard as fuck.

>What is the house market like?

lol

Shut your fucking mouth, you dumb fucking kike. We need more white people.

>nothing to do

HAHAHDSHFSDHFDHSDFAHFASDHSDFHAFASDHASDFH

What's there to do in big cities that you can't do anywhere else? Gay bath houses? Clubs? Fucking bumper to bumper traffic, unaffordable house prices, commieblocks, trains?

Big cities are fucking AWFUL you stupid suburban child. Move to a regional town like Tamworth or Bendigo OP. They have cheap housing, qt thick brunette country girls, no traffic, big lots, conservative people, and everything you could want. You can even get around 50 acres within easy driving distance for a small amount of money and live on your own little kingdom.

Do NOT move to a major city. They are for brown people.

is this just a meme at this point
i have 40mbps down on my current plan and have friends that have 100mbps down on theirs
upload speed is like 10mbps tho

Former Janjaweed Executive with 3 years drug smuggling and 10 years genocidal experience, is Sydney or Melbourne the better choice?

melbournites would welcome you with open arms

>qt thick brunette country girls

>Sudan
You'll get a better hearing in Melbourne.

The Australians ARE the rapefugees, though.

You don't know I am the resident Uncle Tom on this board?

I wouldn't even desecrate white land with skilled legal immigration and my negroid presence

If you're the lad with medical training then there's an entire country of obese cancer-ridden sunburnt cunts for you to help

>Australia
>Everything great except internet
>Nord dicks and Canada
>Everything great except infested with SJWs and immigrants

That's what I should be doing, current plan is getting a high score on the US Licensing exam (it's all science not clinical nonsense which is my autistic strongpoint). Eventual plan is to become a cardiologist and treat fattened 3rd worlders with higher social mobility.

Thanks again bro.

been to adelaide and it's pretty chill, cept for the curry people and the no job part.

>I wouldn't even desecrate white land with skilled legal immigration and my negroid presence

What have memes done to you my friend

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still true after 40 years desu, some shitholes are timeless

Why does Singapore hate us so much?

>Redgum

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Great taste

Customs specialises in arresting confused Asian octogenarians trying to smuggle desiccated dog corpses into Australia, don't worry

weather/beaches aside theres not much there, you also aren't anglo. try by all means if its what you want.

Was at the hair salon for a while lads
Anglos descend from emigrated Dutchmen.
The market here is completely fucked up. If I can get an apartment of around 150 m^2 for around 600k euro there's no problem
I'm a highly skilled professional and a friend of mine works at the Australian foreign ministry, I think I'll be fine.
The USMLE is complete bullshit. Good luck getting a high score, it's the primary marker of which residencies you can get.
Getting a residency in the US also involves flying to hospitals all over the country and staying there for a few days. US med students tell me it costs shitloads of money even for them, so good luck getting somewhere with that.
Luckily Australia recognises Dutch medical degrees and specialisations.

Housing prices are only fucked up in the Randstad.
Pic related, 1mil house in Breda

>i've met aussies in smart fields like law and science consider drinking a hobbie or interest.
explains all the shitposts

Came back, didn't expect a very (generous) medicbro responding

Best of wishes and future prosperity my brother

Don't come to Perth unless you want to suffer

Looks a bit depressing tbqh

You MUST enjoy sport here, there is literally no one despised more than someone who doesn't follow the sport of their respective state

Is there a state with rowing as its sport?

>The market here is completely fucked up.

kek then you don't know the housing market in the rest of the Western world, including Australia. You're only fucked if you want social housing in big cities.

Probably in a big city near the coast?

You're probably right, definitely as far as capital cities is concerned.
I currently live in Amsterdam, and the houses are only slightly more expensive than Melbourne.
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You do have to consider though that Amsterdam has 800k inhabitants, while Melbourne has 4.5M, and the house prices noted are those in the city centre. There is clearly something wrong with our market.

Apartments that are 400 years old at a UNESCO World Heritage site vs apartments that are 40 year old

You can literally buy apartments in Amsterdam for 100-125k in Noord, but people are entitled and everyone thinks they deserve a cheap apartment within the Ring, and start complaining they can't find one.

>Apartments that are 400 years old at a UNESCO World Heritage site vs apartments that are 40 year old
Fair point. Still, you should consider that apartments in the city centre grow exponentially expensive, so we'd still expect 40 year old apartments in Melbourne to be more expensive.
There's a reason the houses in Noord are that cheap, it can hardly be counted as Amsterdam in commute times.

He seems to be praising Australia though

I could never move to Australia because their accent is fucking disgusting.