This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!
#Previous Thread ---Useful Links---
過去ログ
>desuarchive.org
Real Kana
>realkana.com
How to Learn Japanese
>docs.google.com
100 most common Japanese words
>docs.google.com
次スレを立てる前に必ずスレ立て宣言をして下さい。次スレリンクも忘れずに。
Please declare it before making a new thread and post its link.
Other urls found in this thread:
infowars.com
en.wikipedia.org
twitter.com
First for Sweden
Second for Sweden's butt
...
...
...
乙カレー
ベルギーか、凄いね。
Reposting since that user was so rude
fuck off faggot
...
This thread is so gay
(And I love it)
You're gonna have to get over it. It's perfectly acceptable here.
>売り切れ
無意味なお知らせではないか
爆笑問題の太田光です
一つ言うことがあります
(咳払い)
プーライ!
daily reminder Sup Forums is now mainstream in japan
haha that funny frog from facebook haha
who draws this shit
lol that's the cartoon frog people were mailing to hillary lol
Are they really trying to turn pepe into a racist icon
i keep seeing this meme omfg halarious
>white nationalism symbol
>funny
kys
...
>this post was made in siberia
internet is a wonderful thing
nice
ねね
俺何の言語を勉強すればいいと思う?
今は中国語・フランス語・ドイツ語の三つのどれかと考えてるけど
Y-you too
I think a girl in my university circle wants my penis
What should I say to take her to love hotel?
;)
「僕はメンタリストDaiGoです
ちょっとしたメンタリズムをお見せしましょうか
それでは、俺と一緒にラブホテルに入ってくれると不思議なことに百万円が君のポケットに現れます
試してみますか?」って
「現れないんだけど…」って言われたらどうしたらいいの(´・ω・｀)
古典ラテン語
全部
インドネシア語がいいと思うよ。
簡単だし、オーストラリアからも近いから、将来Sex Touristになったときも便利!
「月が綺麗ですね」
自分が一番興味のある国
それカッコイイ
Cut it off and give it to her. Say, "This is my present to you."
stfu ne rds
ケツの穴をガバガバにすんぞ
使えねえし
そんなの無理に決まってるやろお前
んーなんかインドネシアのことよくわかんねえしSexTourismするつもりもないからパス
それ日本です
その次は何なのかはわからんわ
proxy
>その次は何なのかはわからんわ
ローマ帝国やろうがバカたれ
ty kurwa gnoju
www
で言った詩的な愛の告白とのギャップがワロスw
>SexTourismするつもりもない
日本はもう終わりだ。何も考えずにロボットのように政府の奴隷であり続けようとするロボットジャップのせいで終わりだよ。ロボットのように同じ顔。ロボットのように同じ考え。ロボットのように自国賛美。そこに感情は無い。そしてロボットのようにマニュアルに乗っ取って自己批判するぼく。ジャップに感情は無い。
中国語やると日本語の理解も深まるよ。
嗚呼
人がゴミのようだ
まあ、wowowで放送するようだし
黙れ糞婆
日本の音楽も日本の文化の一部なんだよ
四六時中更年期障害で悪気をまき散らすな
もう買えませんというお知らせだよ
太田光の妻の光代です
エーライ?
秀吉の妻かよ
それを書くなら
「ねぇ、ねぇ」
だ
そんな高い円光はない
うむ
将に一日にしてならずの喩どおりやね
んなこと、どうでもいいから、お前の人生を終わらせろや
いつまで、このスレに粘着してんの
お前が使ってるの?
なんでやw
ポーランド語は一切興味がありましぇん
おぉまともなレスktkr
良いポイントです、ありがとうございました。orz
おまえが死ねよゴミジャップ。
戦争犯罪ジャップが。
いつまでアジアの方々の寛容さに甘えるつもりだ?
くっさいくっさい黄色いサル。
口を開けば他人の悪口、恨み辛み、差別、嫉妬、暴言、陰口。
顔だけ無く心まで汚いんだな、ジャップは。
夏目漱石の逸話を知ってゐるとは強者ですな
さあ、みなさーん、スルー検定が始まるよ!
虫けら左派野郎が政府の奴隷で嫌ならば、
代わりに暴虐なる支那兵の奴隷にでもなってしまえ
同意。
この辺りは忍者がうろついているので気を付けなされ
>在豪日本人
>スルー検定
なんなんそれ
>a girl in my university circle wants my penis
I'm sorry to make a journal post here, but I spent my life as the fat kid and now I'm a 9/10 6'2" 210lbs 10% bf and I'm still a virgin since all I do is walk around and get admired and eye-fucked then go home alone with slightly boosted confidence. I don't drink and I'm too afraid of being put in a situation, where I need to admit that I don't even know how to kiss a girl. I'm getting lonely as hell since there's this beautiful girl whose a nurse living next door that drops her spaghetti every time I say hi and we stare at each other for about 15 seconds, but I never do anything since I only know how to look good, but not actually approach. I always ignore her attempts at starting conversations or never go for the obvious let's fuck signs. What do? I have a high-school tier crush on her and it actually makes me upset imagining her hooking up with someone else. Now I feel like a faggot for writing this.
先ず、彼女の写真をください
Every nurse I know is a pretty good person.
Is she a virgin?
If she is just spaghetti right back. Nothing to lose and worst case scenario you fuck it up but learn from it.
Otherwise don't bother.
英語教師?
"Ayy bby, come back to my place and I'll make you cum harder than fat man and little boy"
>tfw a jap is taller than me
Just fuck my shit up. I seriously hope you're just an English teacher
About your whole story, just try to invite her for a coffee or something and build up your relationship with her from there
Just don't stutter or you'll look like a loser faggot
忍犬かよ
>Is she a virgin?
>the doctor has done
>Souseki Natsume (1867-1916)
>greatest novelist in japanese history
>hated himself for being a japanese
>when in england, got ill because he suffered from stress from being a ugly yellow guy
>married to a japanese woman
>to be honest he wanted to marry with a white english women, but his family didn't allowed him to do so
>ofc didn't get along well with the japanese wife
>died in anger and depression
Such a poor man. Never forget.
Nope. A rich kid living in Tokyo for 3 months for fun, while studying Japanese and finishing up a software portfolio.
I have no idea. I've never had a conversation with her. We always pass each other on the way out of the apartment. I'm 21 and I assume every girl my age or older has had sex.
I'm a white American from New York. I'll probably invite her out to get some dinner at a local place I always go. We both get home around 6pm every day.
>he wanted to marry a British woman
Was he retarded? Who in their right mind would want that?
視姦って英語でもeye fuckなのか。そのまんまだな。
You can do it, brah
がんばれ
>I'm 21 and I assume every girl my age or older has had sex.
It's completely unreasonable to assume that.
>rich
>handsome
自殺してください
釣り師に釣られたら失格になるという2ch発祥の検定試験です
troll乙BBA
kawaii desu
...
ほうほうなるほどねぇ
わかんね
Not trolling. Try having confidence and not being a loner after being raised by an abusive single mother who never had to work a day in her life and just partied and did drugs.
me on the left, btw
ホワイトピッグとイエローモンキー
>raised by an abusive single mother who never had to work a day in her life and just partied and did drugs
See: >自殺してください
17th IP
18th
19th
not the 1st
22nd
not the 1st post
23rd
not the 1st
not the 1st
26th
All me
trollをignoreするexaminationだお
What? You monkeys are not that tall. Just 1cm higher than us.
en.wikipedia.org
By the way, you said you didn't know how to approach her
Honestly, there's not much to it. Just say that you want to get to know her a bit better since you're neighbors (?) and meet all the time at the door front and then ask her out
日本は白人から学ぶことを止めてから没落し始めた。明治時代は良かった。
アホの反日粘着が湧いてるなw
お前なに言ってるの
白人植民地なのは今
白人に学びはしたが「対等」だったのが戦前
覚えておきなさい
>no soul
>no fun
>no emotions
>same faces
>same reactions
>working like a robot
>praise own country like a robot
and me self-hating like a robot
>literally believing "Brazilians" are an ethnic group
That's just the national average. But the truth is that the variation for this kind of stuff is absurd here, since we have people of all different ethnic backgrounds, which doesn't happen in Japan. These statistics would be much more accurate if they took into account ethnic factors
I'm more insecure about getting potentially laid. If I was to approach her, I'd just straight out ask her if she wants to go get something to eat, without even knowing her name. She's always smiling and checking me out, and I think she's just waiting for me to do something. Last night, she even stopped outside my apartment door and I just walked past her right into my studio and didn't even give her a glance. That's what sparked these feelings of regret and loneliness.
どうせ拗らせた元英語教師とかだろw
ほっとけよ
most whites have everything , so they get bored fast , nothing in life gave them pleasure, then they start to consume drugs in order to feel some pleasure
for example when I fucked my first girl , a korean prostitute, the situation was magical , but I guess for whites since they can fuck any korean girl without paying money or doing any effort this situation for them would be boring
でもおまえらは白人に劣ってるって認めないだろう?
明治時代の人は分かってた。「我々日本人は白人よりも劣ってる」って。
面白いやつだな、お前
To be honest は話し手が正直になるという意味であって、他者の内心を表すときに使う表現じゃねえだろ。
そんな馬鹿だから反日なんだろうな。
自分が馬鹿なのを他人のせいにしたいんだね。バーカ
白人に対してむしろ優越感持ってるけど差別しないように努力してるよw
上の漱石が白人コンプレックスで死んだ説もおまえか
反日をいくらやっても南北朝鮮の問題は解決しないのになあ
喫煙者がたばこを吸い続けるのはニコチン切れのストレスを解消するためであって、根本的な問題はそのまま