EUROVISION FINAL THREAD 2

>what?
Thread for discussing the actual music and competition of Eurovision
Take racism, politics and general shitposting to the Sup Forums thread

>when?
Starts 9 hours

>who?
Russia and the favourites to win with Ukraine, France, Sweden and Australia rounding off the top 5 in that order

The majority of the acts are quite decent but a few bland and generic ones did sneak through the semi at the expense of better acts

>why?
it's fun

>Running order
1. Belgium (People thought this was a dark horse until it drew the #1 spot)

2. Czech Republic

3.The Netherlands

4. Azerbaijan

5. Hungary

6. Italy

7. Israel

8. Bulgaria

9. Sweden

10. Germany

11. France

12. Poland

13. Australia

14. Cyprus

15. Serbia

16. Lithuania

17. Croatia

18. Russia

19. Spain

20. Latvia

21. Ukraine

22. Malta

23. Georgia

24. Austria

25. United Kingdom

26. Armenia

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=no1v1-2HZ6g
stream2watch.co/live-now/live-tv/gb/bbc-1-live-stream
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

Netherlands is wank. So fucking dull.

yeehaw

GUITAR SOLO

implying you wouldn't listen to this on the radio driving home in the sunset

NEDERLAND IS ABSOLUUT KANKER

SLOW DOWN
L
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D
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>dat silent pause

Never gets less awful

>Whatever for Lithuania

Thought it was the best one yet...

Agreed, surprised it got through the semi

Thankyou for making a new thread, I was scared to

Also, fucking hell this is awful

this is fucking trash end my life already who let this weed smoking meme onto the stage

Your father should have taken a wank instead of impregnating the closest whore.

>starts 9 hours
>no stream links

kill yourselv retard

Innovative silent solo

KANKERHOMO'S

oh my god, did he just do that

When will we have a trve kvlt entry?

First for best grill Jamie-Lee

lel i thought the song ended

>walking around with the guitar on his back

DAN KANKER JE TOCH LEKKER OP NAAR BELGIË L

Tom Petty wants his Highway Companion back

THE CLEAVE

1. Czech Republic

2. Belgium

3. Holland

This might be biased because I'm Czech though.

Lithuania would be able to win tbqh, but not gonna cause their name is too difficult to remember

Cage would've been proud

FIRST FOR STICKY

>The thread is now a sticky.

Noice

>Azerbaijan

2016 Eurovision waifu incoming!!!

Those tittays

1. Czech
2. Belgium
-SHIT-
3. Netherlands

>sticky
here we go lads

i love you

WE STICKY LADS

STICKY

We sticky btw

THICCCCC

he moves away from the mic to breathe

qt non European grill

azerbadwhat

Czech was wack

I like this a lot

HOT AS FUCK

...

Another man.

so flat. dem lips, though

POSTING IN STICKY

Azeri singer is cute. CUTE!!

Is it just me, or is this a lot lewder than last year?

youtube.com/watch?v=no1v1-2HZ6g

should be in the OP

that one country that's at war with armenia right now

oh shit its a beyonce/rihana ripoff
its also fucking trash my ears please stop

Why did you need a new thread when the last one was only on page 4? Did Sup Forums become as sammy as Sup Forums?
>sticky
well whatever

AMRRKA

>Nice tits

...

man she's hot as fuck but what ethnicity is that even

Hello!

I'd like to see that outfit on Belgium grill

>Block US from UK coverage
>Delay the US coverage

One job

ju live and ju learn

I really like the slower non-chorus parts but the chorus is utter shit.

fuck off with this annoying little shit

>implying you wouldn't fuck her brains out

Forgetting about that Poland performance from a few years ago.

this tb quite h

Why does Azerbaijan have the best girls?

Ffs they can't pronounce English for shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

still better than Czech

Belgium the one and only good song so far

Oh I'm sure she'll got out with a BANG

Her performance is going to be EXPLOSIVE

There'll be no people standing when shes done ;)

edgy

post count cuz

are there going to be any songs that aren't shit?

GONNA TAKE A MIRACLE
FOR ME TO SING IN TUNE

how come all the songs in eurovision sound exactly the same? don't they realise that in order to get votes your song has to be at least somewhat distinct and unique

no

Those background dancers are too blond to be Azerbaijani

It was, but so were the other two

I still wank to that

Kayne must be angry

real thread

stream2watch.co/live-now/live-tv/gb/bbc-1-live-stream

We all know whos going to win, but who's going to come second?

>in order to get votes your song has to be at least somewhat distinct and unique

i liked the holland song because it wasn't:

a) generic eurovision song bait balad

b) generic eurovision song bait pop

Same people behind all songs

Jamie-Lee's song is patrician tho

The background dancers in the football pads were the only really good things about that one.

definitely not

>dis fucking mad monk

GET HYPE!!!

nice tits
7/10 could fap to

That'd be cheating.

I thought the opposite

it's plagiarised

But czech and Azerbaijan have solid moments

it was a generic quirky folk pop song tho

this nigga finna cook your shit up son

it's organised by a massive intl consortium of tv compaies

so it's basically sat night variety bullshit times a million

GONNA TAKE A MIRACLE
TO FILL THAT ASS WITH MY DICK

ahahaha that whistle
fuck off

pls stay there