>"The thing, Jonah, is that I've been living with you for 10 years, through your movies. But what I didn't think Friday is that you, you haven't at all. Actually, Jonah, last Friday, I thought I knew you, I thought I was joking with a buddy, but the reality is that we aren't buddies. And for that I'm sorry. Actually, you received two Oscar nominations and I have only two videos on my YouTube channel. You acted for Scorsese and Tarantino and I was turned down for a Spontex ad (cleaning sponge firm)."
>Jonah Hill has reportedly cancelled all promotional appearances in France after being mocked on satirical chat show Le Grand Journal, claims BFMTV.
>The Hollywood actor, happy to be the butt of jokes in many of his movies, found real-life mockery from French comedian Ornella Fleury a little hard to take.
>Addressing Hill face to face on live television, Fleury unflinchingly recounted a sexual fantasy involving the 32-year-old's celebrity friends at the expense of the man himself.
>"My sexual fantasy would be that we would meet up in a hotel room at night. We would chat, you'd make me laugh, you'd make me laugh A LOT, and then all of a sudden you'd bring your friends [Leo] DiCaprio and Brad Pitt... and then you would LEAVE," she concluded.
>The Wolf of Wall Street star then let his composure slip, snapping "I'm glad I came on here to be mocked by a local journalist," clearly unaware she was not a journalist but a comedian.
Brayden King
Americans often are terribly rude with us. Why can't we be with them too, and why can't they handle the banter ?
Tho canal+ is shit
Samuel Parker
At least you are not spic like us you know lad
David Collins
that cunt should be deported back to Algeria wtf I hate this bitch
I know lad, I don't understand their reaction. It's pure butthurt.
Charles Baker
Fuckin' hell. Frenchies are mean.
Jeremiah Barnes
i meant oversensitive, not insensitive... my bad
Jonathan Myers
i never want to go to france again after this incident.
Justin Robinson
Women are shit at banter desu If i said something like that to a fat girl it wouldn't be funny it'd just be cruel
Alexander Russell
kek all this butthurt they probably look like him and felt personally insulted
Jonathan Ramirez
wow, this starting pic of the video is essential meme material, smug Frenchie
Luis Myers
Women detected.
Charles Walker
sarcasm is the most satisfying form of humour t b h
Christopher Wood
I think it was funny, it's true that borderline cruel at the same time
Gabriel Brooks
Think it was in bad taste desu He and everyone alive know Leo and Brad are immensely more attractive, it's not witty to point it out, it's just rude
Liam Hughes
If it was the other way around, the man would be sent to prison for life
Brody Gonzalez
He wouldn't be sent to prison you bender fuck off
Robert Murphy
muh victim complex.
Jackson Howard
yea he would, it would be considered sexual harassment
the courts always side the women too
Nolan Adams
You love (((comedians))) fuck him spain are very "white"
Camden Carter
What? >sexual harassment >words Lmao no, take Sup Forums with a grain of salt lad
Jonathan Phillips
>all these self-hating frogs sucking off the fat jew's dick because he can't take a fucking joke
Jesus Christ
Jordan Wilson
mes côtés
Ayden Williams
in this case it's like what do you hate more : women, or americans ? for me it's americans t b h
Brandon Mitchell
APOLOGISE
Levi Walker
tfw France is such a shithole the women openly make jokes about cucking men and the men are so conditioned they go "AHAHAHAH I-IZZZZ JUZZZT LE BANTZZZ"
End yourself you degenerate cucked frogfucker
Caleb Bailey
More like we're not so insecure about sexual relationships that we feel the need to flip our shit whenever someone makes a joke about it.
Joseph Cox
retards like have a serious victim complex.
Josiah Miller
You can both be right you know No self-respecting man should laugh to a retarded joke like that At the same time Jonah Hill is an unfunny kike who got major roles for no reason whatsoever and deserves the humiliation 100%
Jordan Torres
tbqh though she wasn't busting his balls about something he did or said in a witty way, she straight up tried to emasculate him. He probably knows he has a weight problem, she was just trying to be disrespectful.
Angel Myers
No, you're accepting and normalizing degeneracy.
Jaxon Adams
>being this blue pilled on women after you're done sucking off your wife's Mudslime lover, you can fuck off back to
Grayson Long
>"a weight problem" is that what we're calling it now ?
Juan Howard
>talking shit to someone who can't say anything back
Wyatt Edwards
We turn it to derision because it's better to laugh at something than be angry about it.
Connor Edwards
Nah he's a fat manlet, but you know what I mean. Nobody with self respect would laugh at being emasculated as the butt of a joke.
Adam Rivera
are you triggered?
Joseph King
>Spain are very white
On dit "spain IS very white", monsieur grenouille
Carter Sanchez
>implying he didn't get to try a come back >"uh i heard you like anal sex too haha" >implying it didn't come off awkward as fuck
Jeremiah Sanders
Have to be 18 to post here mate Unless you're b8ing you should consider taking a break from Sup Forums, their right about a lot of stuff but it's blown out of proportion for the sake of memes
Eli Morris
>their right >their go away Paki
Cooper Butler
of course not but if he doesn't want to be emasculated in the first place he should lose weight and maybe shave
Luke Wright
My response would be to start saying a bunch of racist shit and punching her boob How is my banter level?
Isaac Davis
No, when women are being degenerate you have to put them in their place. Not doing so only enables more degeneracy. Your passive way has been tried since the 70s and it has been a massive failure.
Samuel Ward
Us is very Fat, monsieur burger
Josiah Walker
10/10
Gavin Sanders
>joking about sex is degenerate
Sorry it triggers you Jamal
Aaron Roberts
Everyone should try too look healthy. He was put on the spot though. Don't tell me you'd think this woman or any woman would fuck you over Brad Pitt or Leo DiCaprio. You can't defend yourself against that. It's not a joke, just an attempt at mock his image.
Ayden Hughes
>making fun of the fat ugly male how is that degenerate and not natural ? pretty sure this has happened since thousands of years
Levi Phillips
Switzerland being as neutral as always
Chase Torres
How is being fat not a weight problem
Nathaniel Anderson
post more of this qt cunt
Jaxon Martin
fun fact : jonah hill afterwards admitted to masturbating to the thought of being anally pegged by this woman
Camden Hernandez
well, nice of her to apologize her joke was clearly inappropriate
Aiden Gutierrez
...
Andrew Wood
>you're accepting and normalizing degeneracy
That's the patrician way, user.
Carter Lee
My issue is had the roles been reversed everyone would loose their shit, she'd have PTSD, he's be a bigot, people would boycott the movie, the tabloids would say he's an addict or insane, someone would say "Rape culture!", he'd be blacklisted from movies, etc.
Kayden Allen
>youtu.be/uP9OqFHUfCs >youtu.be/ju79YT_lBVI Don't listen to me then France, not taking things seriously has certainly worked out so very well for you up until now so... I'm not protecting the fatty, I just find it """PROBLEMATIC""" that we accept cuck jokes as it leads to people accepting the fetish as a whole.
Caleb Moore
this is true
but it seems like he's over reacting and being a complete quim about it.
i didnt see the show, so maybe its out of context in this clip, and he had been the butt of jokes for some time before in the show, but it looks like bantz to me.
but then again im not fat and neckbeardy for a living
Ryder Evans
>that second vid
whole lee fook
sort your fucking shit out france. everyone knows paris is a meme city but how can people tolerate their capital looking like that
Adrian Kelly
How is that a cuck joke ? If he was her boyfriend then it would be. And it would be very disgraceful indeed
But he's not he's just a random guy no one even heard of !
>Random female tells random ugly male : "lol you're ugly" How is that cucking/degenerate ? Once again i'm pretty sure this kind of thing has been around since the fucking start of humans Even small children in school make this kind of joke
Dylan Jenkins
>a woman cracking an innocent joke on TV is similar to nutheads driving into crowds
Nice false equivalence buddy
Caleb Cruz
>sidewalks littered with third worlders with their mattresses and trash how do we save europe ? ;_;
Thomas Diaz
can we get an explanation of the 2nd vid from a french guy?
Jason Nguyen
niggers
that's how they are naturally
that's how the city has been for at least the last 20 years btw i don't know why you're all waking up so late
Gavin Long
France once again failing to understand banter and letting their women do it
>be France >be rude to your guests, even celebrities on your shitty talkshows >be 15% North African >have terrorist attacks everyday >have your tourist economy ruined because of Islam and the fact you're rude to everybody who comes to your overrated country
Jeremiah Stewart
>all of this autism
It was just a mean thing to say given the context and public stage. He wasn't volunteering for a roast session.
Thomas Wilson
Frenchies are just insecure. That's why she did this. Have you ever been so butthurt that you made a documentary on why Americans and Brits "bash" you? France has.
but is it always like that? is it temporary? who cleans all the shit they leave around? how do they move on from the matresses into society?
Brandon Rogers
rudeness has nothing to do with it, actually it's one of the few good things left about this country
Kayden Bailey
It's insane that anyone has to apologize for saying that Jonah Hill likes to get fucked in the ass by dwarfs. It's the truth!
David Edwards
But americans love france.
Cameron Hernandez
>but is it always like that? yes >is it temporary? no >who cleans all the shit they leave around? no one >how do they move on from the matresses into society? they don't
Liam Ross
>>who cleans all the shit they leave around? >no one >>how do they move on from the matresses into society? >they don't How can this continue? Won't the sidewalks eventually be completely filled with people on mattresses and their trash?
Matthew Phillips
>A documentary exploring why Brits and Americans are so keen to bash the French has proved a big hit in France, where viewers, far from feeling ashamed, have reacted with pride and hit back with bit of their own "Yankee Bashing".
Oliver Harris
pls no ;_;
Leo White
Thank you france for BTFO of jonah hill.
Dylan Long
Literally everything in the video is true
You very much hate us yes I don't even know why But you do hate us, if we listen to you we might as well assume you want to gas us all
only americans on the internet are friendly
Jackson Robinson
>Literally everything in the video is true >But you do hate us, if we listen to you we might as well assume you want to gas us all
I don't know if you're being serious
Henry Walker
I know lots of people who like France and think they're a nice ally, and most are grateful to France for helping us gain our freedom from perfidious Britain.
