Will they ever not be friends?

Will they ever not be friends?

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They are a little mean sometimes

They are a little mean sometimes

They are a little mean sometimes

They are a little mean sometimes

They are a little mean sometimes

They are a little mean sometimes

They are a little mean sometimes

C-C-C-Combo breaker

Best friends forever and ever

No, you ruined it.

>Will they ever not be friends?
N ... hang on a minute ...

They are a little mean sometimes

They are a little mean sometimes

Who are these people who call themselves Portugesh?

They are a little mean sometimes

*Teleports behind you*
*Draws black carrack sword*


Psssh nothing personell kid

>tfw por bf

Agostinho, why won't you let me go home?

She was killed by her father.

t. pirata

t. Barbosa

t. Fernandez

t. Jorge

Not as long as there are either Spaniards or Frogs alive.

There's not many things that unite us, but they are persistent, to say the least.

sorry but we britain's friend now LOL

Yeah you have a lot in common now, both of you are getting cucked by muslims and negros.

we just want to understand your past.

Friendship with Portugal finished.
Now ARGENTINA is my BEST FRIEND.

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Why didn't you each keep one of the islands?

ooooo the burns
send for the doctor ... we need medical attention for these 3rd degree burns

We want both. You can never have too many little islands ;)

...

For that you actually have to kick them back to Africa, instead your watching your women get fucked by them.

Nice digits btw.

I fully understand.

Cabo Verde é nosso.

we'll have to wait some centuries then

No, if we want to understand you, then we must let ar*bs fuck our women in order to have brown muslim kiddos.

But I don't bloody think this is a good idea...

Fuck

i fucking hope not

>We want to be like Portugal when we grow up
t. Pierre Barboise

>I fully understand.

That's why we are friends

What do brits think of Portugal, the Portuguese and the longest alliance in history?

Nice place to go on holiday

We like Portugal and the Portuguese a lot. Majority don't know much about the history and alliance, but they nevertheless know that you are some of the best Euros

They probably used to complain about Portuguese stealing their jobs before the time came where they wish the Portuguese were the majority of the immigrants, I assume.

Yeah, not many people are aware of it here either. I guess it would come up in case of war or something. The last time it was called was for us to help out in the WWII aftermath, I think.

You guys need to learn how to drink here in Portugal, every time i go walk by the beach, i always see some drunk brits in the bars, not that i have a problem with it, but mixing beer with red wine isn't a very healthy thing to do.

They push it because drinking is fairly inexpensive and strong for it's price, I presume.

discount Spaniards for the most part

that shit with Brazil was fat though

>discount Spaniards
Why do you hurt me so. Spain is dry, yellow Portugal if anything.

>They are a little mean sometimes

i'm fairly sure he was joking

We are slow learners but make up for it with courage and tenacity

>We are slow learners

What? I always heard you were fast learners. "The British never lose 2 times" etc

We are slow learners when alcohol is involved

Ah, makes sense.

We need to get a monarch back in place, and get their heir to fuck one of yours.

The two times it happened before, it was highly beneficial for both countries.

when brits stop paying 30€ or more for lunch with defrosted fish and cheap vinho verde .. till then, we adore them