>British documentary >Here, in the jungles of Bhata-Tuthu, the praying mantis is in search of its prey. >3 minutes of very clean and uninterrupted footage of the praying mantis following a spider
>American documentary >Guitar riffs playing in the backround >YOU PROBABLY WOULDNT WANT ONE OF THESE KILLERS IN YOUR BACK YARD >Rapid jump cuts of the praying mantis >THE PRAYING MANTIS MIGHT LOOK LIKE A BUG IN CHURCH, BUT THIS NASTY MOTHER-SUCKER IS NOT TO BE MESSED WITH >More flashy jump cuts >THIS LITTLE SPIDER DOESNT KNOW WHATS WAITING FOR HIM, THE FURY OF THE MANTIS IS NOT TO BE UNDERESTIMATED >More flashy jump cuts >The mantis strikes >Strange animal growling and screeching noises are dubbed in as it attacks because silent footage is too boring for americans >Slow mo replay of the attack in black and white >AND ITS OVER IN A FLASH >THAT LITTLE SPIDER >SHOULD'VE PRAYED >TO THE MANTIS >Starwipe to next clip
Someone post the comparison about the gun documentary. All of my keks.
Evan Hall
its the 3rd time i've seen this thread and it hasn't fail to make me laugh.
Parker Lee
because it's not funny
Justin Adams
every time
Joseph Peterson
Jesus Christ it's too fucking real.
It's no wonder I watch so many foreign documentaries.
Jacob Cook
It fucking is. You're too thin-skinned to accept the humor. I suggest playing in traffic to rid the world of your autism.
Grayson Taylor
>humor
*humour
Dylan Barnes
No it isn't it's ridiculous Stop watching tv and read something
Ian Roberts
*humor
Kayden King
>No it isn't it's ridiculous
loving every laugh
Robert Reyes
NOW FOR OUR AD-BREAK. SEE YOU IN 7 MINUTES.
Kevin Thomas
>discussing tv itt >"dude stop watching tv"
Zachary Cook
British documentaries are the best shit.
Bentley Brooks
*humour
Oliver Carter
*huemoar
Joseph Nguyen
I don't have the time to do this, but you should know the British arbitrarily added the superfluous "u" to pathetically imitate the French language well after the correct spelling was commonplace. It serves no purpose other than to highlight British insecurity
Levi Miller
most real thing I've ever read on Sup Forums desu
Parker Barnes
It depends on the company doing the documentary. Discover Channel is geared more towards children. National Geographic documentaries are more like the stereotypical British ones.
Charles Evans
It's still humour and you only dropped the "u" because you're big fat idiots.
Jack Martin
Sad but true. American documentaries are what you get when documentary makers have to be financially viable and competitive with other cable shows, so naturally they are designed to appeal to the lowest common denominator. British documentaries are much less retarded since most come from the BBC and they recieve government funding. Coincidentally, the only US documentaries that are ever worth a damn are PBS documentaries, for the same reason BBC documentaries are good. PBS is just orders of magnitude less funded.
Luke Murphy
European documentaries>our documentaries
Jose Hernandez
Never heard of this. I want to know more.
Bentley Martinez
No, we are just pragmatists and cut away the useless little things about the language you adhere to.
I'm hoping eventually we get rid of the letter c in due time too.
Easton Cox
David Attenborough is god tier tbqh
Christopher Baker
...
Carter Morris
holy fuck this is so accurate its not even funny
Landon Adams
Ken Burns >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Theroux, Attenborough, Schama and all the other Brit memes
Gavin Adams
uck.
Aiden Turner
Quite accurate description
Logan Sullivan
But the American one gets millions of viewers while the British one gets maybe a few hundred senior citizens
Michael Davis
actualy, its UK
Joseph White
>British kitchen nightmares
>Add some salt, looooook, c'mon, just like this >both laugh
>american kitchen nightmares
>are you fucking blind woman, jesus fuck, no wonder you had to call me, you're too retarded to even add salt >laughing is replaced with crying and dramatic music
Dominic Anderson
>American kitchen nightmare >hosted by a British man
Nicholas Butler
>But the American one gets millions of viewers while the British one gets maybe a few hundred senior citizens
There is an old Chinese proverb, "Big turd attract many flies".
Angel Bailey
British cooking IS a kitchen nightmare.
Jason Hall
PAN
NICE AND HOT
Liam Davis
What about "Man who fart in church sit in own pew" or "Man who cross turnstile sideways going to Bangkok"?
Landon Cooper
>British arbitrarily added the superfluous "u" to pathetically imitate the French language >added >to imitate the French language Source?
Alexander Fisher
>he'll be dead soon
Wyatt Parker
That's really the saddest part.
Samuel Mitchell
>they receive government funding
Jaxon Rogers
My family watches nature docs all the time and were all under 45
Nolan Jones
>-or: word-forming element making nouns of quality, state, or condition, from Middle English -our, from Old French -our (Modern French -eur)
hey buddy, you live in north america, you guys can take a breath and drop the "u" instead of choking on Europe's dick.
Ryder Richardson
German documentaries are good
Carter Roberts
Stop watching history channel. It's a meme.
Chase Morgan
I know the differences in UK/US spelling, yes. They don't pronounce the u but have retained the French spelling, because why not? You dropped the u because you wanted to manifest your independence from the brits in a silly way. They didn't add anything. 29% of the English vocabulary is derived from French.
Asher Martinez
PBS? Peanut Butter Sandwiches documentaries?
Xavier Cooper
Pretty Big Sharts
Austin Diaz
>You dropped the u because you wanted to manifest your independence Rumor, color, and harbor and labor originally didn't have the u. Harbor isn't even a French/Latin word but the brits added a u to it anyway.
That other poster is right. Brits arbitraily add the u to imitate French homos.
Don't lecture us about our language, you impudent gook.
Isaiah Cruz
Public Broadcasting Service. They made Sesame Street, Arthur, The Magic School Bus, and other kids shows like that and have a lot of documentaries (science, history, current events, etc.) I remember some nice eurofriend on Sup Forums once saying how a tv network in his cunt aired those shows.
pic related, they're shrunk down and up someone's ass iirc
Robert Morales
>Be American >Write a long informative post >I reply the with the "Shart in mart" meme to dismiss you
lololol shut the fuck up and go shart in mart
Cooper Sanders
>Brits arbitraily add the u to imitate French homos. Can you give the exact point in history where this "arbitrary" adding happened? Is there any source to this claim or are you just talking out of your fat, shit leaking, deep fried arse again, as usually?
Ryan Martinez
>harbour: chiefly British English spelling of harbor (n. and v.); In this case it is considered to be without etymological justification and probably by analogy of labour.
>without etymological justification The u is arbitrary.
Finns are autistic gooks.
Alexander Martin
Yes, please post I am of interest
Levi Scott
It's funny because it's true tho
Logan Foster
Are you fucking stupid? We don't have nature documentaries on TV anymore. Animal Planet is for reality TV. Not animals.
I want to die.
Benjamin Wood
>Australian documentary >What a bobby dazzler >Here, in the jungles of Bhata-Tuthu, the praying mantis is in search of its prey. >Lets see if we can catch it and wrestle it >3 minutes of wrestling it >Guitar riff >And there you have it, the praying mantis
Evan Ross
>english >british dialect >english english is called "dialect" lmao so it's a case of "we do it right, the country of origin does it wrong"
Kevin Cruz
Bump of interest.
Noah Bailey
It kinda is though.
Lucas Smith
Pay attention, autistic gook.
Aaron Howard
this we're literally vomiting memes onto this board next thing you know we'll be hosting national sharting championships
Noah Butler
>Big turd attract many flies
That would explain China's population
Dominic Bennett
>tfw david attenborough will die in my lifetime jdimsa
Caleb Jackson
Based eesti gets it
Colton Baker
...
Jose Morgan
This is true except for some of the stuff on public television. Why does cable TV ruin everything?
John Rodriguez
...What? Is it still called Animal Planet?
Hunter Wood
we have animal planet too its utter shit nowadays though
Andrew Brown
Yeah, I know we do - used to watch it as a kid, can't be fucked to pay for cable these days, though - but I don't think they use it for reality TV, do they?
Xavier White
Don't talk shit about the most extreme, it's the only good show to come out of animal planet in the last 10 years.
Wyatt Morales
im sorry I couldn't understand you, I only speak canadian desu
Elijah Scott
REMINDER: America dubbed over Attenborough in Planet Earth with Oprah
Juan Turner
I ordered the bluray with Attenborough's voice
Alexander Hughes
Good, Oprah was and always will be worth it.
Jace Ramirez
My niqqa
Cameron Diaz
BLACKED
Ryder Perez
American one is better
Blake Torres
LOOK AT DAT LIL ZEEBRUH, AIN'T HE CU-U-UTE AW HELL NAW DAT CHEETUH GONNA GET HIM! DAYMN NIGGA HE FAST AF
Xavier Morris
This is very accurate
>Next on THE MOST EXTREME
Lucas Rivera
Hey buddy, you speak English, you can stop dropping the U's so you can say that you made your own language.
Brayden Nguyen
>tfw there is no one as capable as him in sight
Bentley Phillips
The most annoying things are the ad breaks with the 10-15 seconds recap every few minutes, you need to skip half of the video
Luis Thomas
This is why I haven't watched actual cable/broadcast tv in years.
1 word. 1 fucking word. Why are americans such fucking idiots? Is it something in the water? There just can't accidentally be a country so full of complete and utter retards.
Ian Diaz
Tbqh more recent British documentaries also have their fair share of ADHD editing and unnecessary sound effects. The only difference is that the BBC's funding system allows it to make more focused, nichey stuff whereas most American docs have to pander to the lowest common denominator in order to not get axed.
Kevin Anderson
>watching the deadliest warrior on youtube with friends >so retarded that its actually funny >we are now going to simulate the battle in our special software >guy scrolling fast in excel American documentaries are comedy gold
Connor Adams
>BBC's funding system allows it to make more focused, nichey stuff In other words: taxpayer-supported unpopular, commercially nonviable boondoggles. >American documentaries are comedy gold >are you not entertained.gif