What would the best phone be like?

What would the best phone be like?

>microSD slot
>3.5mm headphone jack
>IR blaster
>removable battery
>water resistant or at least waterproof
>unlocked bootloader
>8GB RAM
>camera on par with google pixel or nexus

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>removable battery
>water resistant or at least waterproof
I hope you realize you can't have both.

Bullshit.

>microSD slot
>3.5mm headphone jack
>IR blaster
>removable battery
>water resistant or at least waterproof
Samsung Galaxy S5 has all of these

it's also old as fuck

>camera on par with google pixel or nexus
>literally wanting a shitty camera in a dream phone
>not even asking for at least a Lumia 1020 level of camera
It's almost like you enjoy shitty picture quality

>reliable
>cheap
>stylish
>built like a brick shithouse
>doesn't need replacing every year
>no botnet

Was also tied to a telcom monopoly that was even worse than telcoms today.

Spot the child.

>What would the best phone be like?
6 USB ports

Fm radio accessible by OS

I have an S5.

It literally is the best phone ever made.

Spot the retard.

The best phone would be one that sends an explosive charge into the users head if they use it in public.

...

>microSD slot
>instead of a 3.5mm headphone jack, another USB C port
>IR blaster
>removable battery
>water resistant or at least waterproof
>unlocked bootloader
>16GB RAM
>night vision camera
>UHF/VHF receiver
>AM/FM receiver
>Heart rate meter or a slim watch that goes with the phone and does this instead of the phone
>satellite phone and tv capability
>dual SD slots
>a second superficial OS that the gf can use so she can't see texts and pics to my women I cheat with and prostitutes I fuck
>better 4g to wifi switching technology for when you're driving
>4g and wifi at the same time (so I stay connected to my irc chat room [although the server I'm on is dead now])
>front cam same res as back cam.
>front cam has flash also
>some chip that can store your wireless car keys. Toyota and tesla let you just walk up and open the door

>Slow as dicks too

>dual micro sd slots
>16GB RAM
>full dvorak keyboard
>no cameras
>free architecture and operating system
>not made in China
>4K display
>removable battery
>two Micro USB ports
>headphone and mic jacks
>mini dp out

What is the galaxy s5?

>waterproof
>256pb of deditated wam
>quantum turnoencabulator
>ftl drive
>xray camera that only works on clothing
>32k screen
>gaydar
>removable battery

Arn't you a little young to be on this board?

>MicroSD slot
>3.5mm headphone jack
>Removable battery
>10k mAh battery
>Waterproof
>Unlocked bootloader
>8GB RAM
>No cameras
>No botnet off the shelf
>Physical keyboard
>1080p screen
>Fast charge

Basically a op5 with sd slot and ip68. And an improved camera as well...

>2xsim slots
>1 microsd slot capable of 1tb
>12megapixel or better camera
>6 gigs of ram
>4 core 2.6
>dedicated graphics
>4k display

>What would the best phone be like?
Multispectral camera
Direction finding microphones
Connections to external antenna
Flashlight offset from camera lens
IR flashlight

>>dedicated graphics
For what purpose?

Looking at the other specs, probably mobile gaymin, basically hes a huge fag

Gamers are ruining technology.

FAKE NEWS

Use an SDR and you can demodulate AM, FM, DAB or even see radars. Also can use for lightening detection.

Rumours are that Snapdragon has this but it is not available to programmers without a major NDA signed in fresh blood from a unicorn.

Better GPS that can also handle the L5 signals. So far only Broadcom has a chip announced for this.

Ultrasonics to proivide tactile feedback on touching the screen. It has been demonstrated in the past but never in production as far as I know.

Someone post the Sup Forums makes a phone image

Shit.

t. temporary s5 user while s7 is being repaired

hw keyboard with tab/ctrl + special chars easily accessible

The p1i keyboard was compact yet really comfy. I would like that one back.

is there a way to use this kind of phone over a """modern""" telephone """line""" (really voip over tv cable UPC shit)?
is there some sort of converter that will convert the clack cklack cklack tones to beep boop buup tones?

I would like the option to attach a lid with display to my phone, making it a foldable or sideways clamshell with more display area.

Might have a foldable tab for keyboard too, ref and

My nigga

>all these faggots wanting cameras
Do you want the botnet to spy on you?

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