Just a Reminder

Bjork's favorite albums:

Siamese Soul Thai Pop Spectacular Vol. 2
Steve Reich - Tehillim
Mahler - Symphony n. 10 (performing version by Deryck Cooke)
Alban Berg - Teresa Stratas, Franz Mazura, Kenneth Riegel, Yvonne Minton, Pierre Boulez conducting the Paris Opera Orchesta
Alim Qasimov - Azerbaijan: The Art of the Mugham
Joni Mitchell - Don Juan’s Reckless Daughter
Kate Bush - The Dreaming
Nico - Desertshore
Public Enemy - It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold Us Back
Aphex Twin - Drukqs
Panasonic -- Panasonic EP
Black Dog Productions - Bytes
James Blake - James Blake

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>bjork will never decide she's going to act like a puppy all day and crawl all over you while licking your face
>ywn feel the heat of her loins as she presents only inches from your face
>ywn hear bork do her weird throaty growl into a pillow while you rail her inside a wooden cottage in Iceland

delete this

>presents only inches from your face
what does this mean?

this is only hot if I've hypnotized her

jesus

are you 13

presenting what though?

her fucking ass and pussy you retard

what does that have to do with being a dog?

fuck off ;)

whats the meaning behind this album personally?

no u

she really likes fucking matthew barney

that tongue unf

>you'll never feel her breath against your cheek as she pants next to your head with her tongue a centimeter away from your face

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>you will never look up and see a flushed bjork biting her tongue trying not to make any noise while eating her out

Settle down, Beavis.

>ywn watch ren and stimpy with bork

Bjork is NOT for sexual, user

>you will never grab bjork's sleeping head by the hair and plunge her face-first into a pillow while you brutally assfuck her

what the fuck did I just walk into

she loves sex though, she mentions it in her songs frequently

why am i not allowed to make love to a woman as cute, sexy, and interesting as her?

sounds fake honestly

HNNNGGG

seek fukkin therapy

good list, honestly

Because you're a fucking weirdo autist, user. Remember who you are.

>throaty growl into a pillow
i didn't know i had this fetish until now

i would do fugging therapy with björk if you know what im implying ;)

Only way it could be hotter is if the pillow itself was growling at you, and it had a ten-inch dong with a vagina at the end, am I right boys?

did bjork ever make a song about ricardo?

Bjork is the patrician woman everyone would have.

Bjork has talent but her audience is filled with emotionally unstable women and lonesome boys, desperate to fall in love with someone with "good taste" in music. She's the ideal woman if you're young and thirsty, and drawn to narcissistic traits. In actuality, she's pretty frumpy looking, and all those vocal tics which seem driven by a primal nature are contrived and neatly timed.

This. But you left gays out of the equation.

But why would you say Björk is narcissistic?

I didn't. I was speaking of her audience - they seem drawn to narcissistic traits, which are exhibited in Bjork's music and her surrounding media, regardless of whether she is in fact narcissistic herself.

Bjork audience is something enormously multifaceted, you can actually find from the usual normal straight guy to the most atypical and gender diversity one. But I honestly don't find intelligent analyzing an artist based on its fanbase, Bjork herself stop caring about her own fans 20 years ago beside. It's only speculation that inherently has poorly to do with music.

>Björk doesn't care about her fans anymore
Hmm I wonder why

That's why her music is always personal and diverse, she makes music for herself and doesn't mind about no one to please when it comes to her art. Bjork has never been a fan pleaser.

>Bjork audience is something enormously multifaceted
Lots of Diversity, huh?
>you can actually find from the usual normal straight guy to the most atypical and gender diversity one.
Oh brother. The former is the sadsack desperate male and the latter falls is the emotionally unstable sort, which make up most of Bjork's fanbase.
>But I honestly don't find intelligent analyzing an artist based on its fanbase
I'm not. I'm saying her audience overvalues her music and her attractiveness because they have this weird fantasy love relationship with her.
>Bjork herself stop caring about her own fans 20 years ago beside.
Really? What an asshole.

I'd be weary interacting with fans too if someone stalked me for 9 months and mailed a bomb to my house

I've seen her live, and sometimes the crazy ass fans scream creepy shit at her and I found it uncomfortable just being in the audience, I can't even begin to imagine how she felt.

She seems more melancholy or solemn when performing, whereas before she looked a lot more lively. I think she does care about the fans, but she has said she's a reserved person and people (fans) get too emotionally involved with her, even though she only presents a very small percentage of her. She was even wary of working with Arca at first because he was a fan.

See her speech after Ricardo's death. The whole thing gave her fan-anxiety, I totally understand and respect that. It's frightening.

>Implying you know every persons who are in a fanbase by a world acclaimed artists.

I think you're acting naively stupid. I know bunch of my friends and people who likes Bjork a lot and they haven't any kind of "relationship" with her, just appreciate the music. Only because Bjork is a very peculiar individual doesn't mean everyone has a strange attraction towards her.

Your target goes in general to internet lurkers and that type of person, idealizing is a thing that only comes when you actually don't care the music or the art in question.

what's this

Her chest.

I was kidding. I just think it's odd that people see "not caring about fans" as some worthy merit. And is it any surprise that an artist like Bjork attracts obsessive wackos who commit suicide on camera?
You sound like a crazy ass fan. Look at how much you read into her gestures and words. Who gives a fuck about this shit?

Because I also used to an obsessed fan. I get it.

vat video is from

>You sound like a crazy ass fan
lol there's obviously a difference between that poster and the people you're thinking of

video for Lionsong

most of her videos from Vulnicura are strangely erotic despite the album being about loss, I got a boner from watching the Black Lake Trailer vid...

>I know bunch of my friends and people who likes Bjork a lot and they haven't any kind of "relationship" with her, just appreciate the music.
I'm talking generalities, and the sort of people who participated in this thread.
>Only because Bjork is a very peculiar individual doesn't mean everyone has a strange attraction towards her.
I don't find her all that peculiar.
>Your target goes in general to internet lurkers and that type of person
My target is Bjork fans in general. They overvalue her music.
> idealizing is a thing that only comes when you actually don't care the music or the art in question.
Haha, no it isn't.

Have you ever heard about Beatlemania?

>I'm talking generalities, and the sort of people who participated in this thread.
that's still a minority when you look at the vast amount of fans she has, calling all of them gay, female, or lonely males is too much of a generality

>I don't find her all that peculiar
but you're not all people

Different sides of the same coin. Just because you're of the benign variety, doesn't mean you're not a crazy ass fan.

Yeah? And?
>that's still a minority when you look at the vast amount of fans she has, calling all of them gay, female, or lonely males is too much of a generality
How is lonely males too much of a generality? What is too much of a generality anyway, when you're talking in generalities? Straight male Bjork fans tend to be desperate guys who are infatuated with this chick and overestimate her value as an artist. The rest of her audience mostly falls into gender queer territory - people who want to be her in some way - who aren't really represented in Sup Forums because these types aren't as into music as the other group.
>but you're not all people
I was told I was judging her audience based on her being peculiar. It has nothing to do with what "all people" think. I don't think she's peculiar, so that's not the basis of my judgement.

Sounds like some serious projecting. You "know" too much about how the fan thinks. Not even a Björk fan, just enjoying this with a bag of popcorn.

>who aren't really represented in Sup Forums because these types aren't as into music as the other group
so are you generalizing based off only her fans on Sup Forums now? if not, where are you getting that even a large majority of straight male bjork fans are obsessed with her?

You have 10 second to name a more peculiar woman in music than Bjork in the last 30 years.

Grimes

Miki!

lol

So here we are, you are a grimesfag, that's why all this projecting "discussion".

Oh I'm not that guy. And I was kidding. I'm curious as to what he'll say though.

I honestly don't see anything to idealize here, just simple reality.

she looks beautiful, in a nurturing mother way though

That's because she reminds you of your mother
>fake tan
Dropped

my mother never ever looked like that sadly

irony by aco sorta sounds like vespertine tbf

>so are you generalizing based off only her fans on Sup Forums now?
No.
> if not, where are you getting that even a large majority of straight male bjork fans are obsessed with her?
I'm not saying obsessed. They have an infatuation with Bjork which causes them to overvalue her music and attractiveness. There's nothing psychotic about it. They're just lonely, for the most part.
Last ten years narrows it down quite a bit. Bjork isn't even really from the last ten years.

Some spoiled artsy chick who is incredibly self indulgent just doesn't strike me as very peculiar. The most peculiar thing about Bjork is that she has talent.

go to bed Scaruffi

>tfw bjork will never be your loving mother
>ywn get nursing handjobs and thighjobs from her before going to sleep
why even live

Bumping for more Björk fantasies

>I didn't say Björk was narcissistic. I was speaking of her audience
>Some spoiled artsy chick who is incredibly self indulgent
so which is it?

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In the first quote, I'm talking about Bjork's audience, irrespective of Bjork's character. In the second quote, I'm giving my thoughts on Bjork's character. Two quotes from two different conversations, taken out of context to make it look as if there's a contradiction.

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why the fuck do you think she has an ego though

I didn't say she was egotistical. I said she seemed spoiled and self-indulgent.

why do you think that then

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Because you're a faggot.

that's what i thought

>no death grips
fake

lol this faggot

man you really don't like bork or her fans

is there a bigger turd on earth than this guy?

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>tfw I'm not that cat
fug

I like some of Bjork's music, the stuff before that album where she's dressed as a Christmas ornament on the cover. I don't know much about her as a person. Her fans aren't terrible people. They just tend to be sad sacks.
Bjork?

nah bjork would have said Éttu skít og deyja

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muh diiiiiick

>tfw my cat husband is tsundere and won't go to the bar with me

ayyy i get off to bjork kissing a cat too we should be friends XD

abusive cat

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very cute video

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hahah the cat acted very well in this

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