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Canadian General

Special guest: Quebec

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1st for Sup Forums butthurt

I would really like to lick Quebec's sole, 2bh.

l'Unifolié ?

wow
Sup Forums really 8s us right now for stealing their meme, don't they

I live on PEI and i live on a boat and catch lobster and cod all day

Don't worry lads, I have a Canadian passport

call the cops im off me chops

not sure if you are ready for your own general t.b.h lad

the orthodox church...........is beautiful

>ORDER YOUR CHINESE FOOD, GET YOUR CASES OF PEPSI
what did he mean by this?

is there a storm a brewin?

get the pepsi faggot.

i'd thank you not to post that white supremacist meme. it's incredibly inappropriate

soon(tm)

it's fucking chilly in eastern ontario today boys

what are you doing here men

Aye Canadian lads can I immigrate here?

it's not up to me

dunno much about it, but i know we have like a points system based on money, age, profession.

cic.gc.ca/english/immigrate/eligibility.asp

mfw i live at a more northerly latitude and no frost in sight

Alrighty then
Definetly wanna live there at some point

boys I've decided it's time to get a gf

was 25 and sunny the other day, today it was like 18 and windy. that's not normally cold but i could definitely feel fall in the air.

have you got someone in mind?

In my opinion, you will like some parts but hate a good majority of Canada.

*autumn

it's fall ya idiot

ummm it's fall user

speak white or fuck off pepsi

>you will never tug on a quebecois girl's hair.

>You will always work nightshift at Tim Hortons

hahaahaha

young but making millions to work the night shift

Back to /cum/ you nigger

sounds pretty good to me desu

>he's heard the song

No more.....

are you at work right now?

fuck off wannabe yank

I work nights stocking shelves, fuck customer service.

The only issue with working nights is that you can't meet any
chicks through night shifts, only old people work nights.

>Spending your life stocking shelves for near minimum wage

How does it feel?

how do people even get night jobs

i got scammed once, the listing said they were looking for a guy to stock shelves for the night and i got the fucking cart pushing job

>/canada/ goes well so far
>anytime /usa/ is made it gets shitposted to death because everyone hates Americans

How does that happen idiot

just quit

I understand your point if I were to do this indefinitely, but I am going to start college(BCIT) in September 2017(saving up rather than taking out loans).

I just applied to the store directly online. Pushing carts requires very little thinking, so I would say doing that is far better than stocking shelves.

nth for best city

i did

they were also making me run all over the place and they got mad at me because i got calluses so i told them to stick their job up their asses and left

it's not so fun when you're supposed to push carts but then you also have to run to the back store and to store empty beer bottles, then you have to run to those fucking shitty ass bottle recycling machines to empty them because those welfare leeches keep clogging them

worst experience of my life

that general is fucking cancer

I'm in Canada but it gives me an American flag for some reason

>young but making millions to work the night shift

also i meant to say i had blisters all over my feet, not calluses

vocaroo some joual

This is literally the same as when butthurt Americans make /usa/

what are quebecois women like lad?

I dream about having a petite blonde quebecois gf

Point Roberts?

they're cunts

t. quebec

this general is always comfy when it gets started and it goes for a couple of runs

i'm in L O N D O N

how do you fags get a job at a store?

do you just walk up to them and ask?

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Why do you guys say you like Americans at one point, then you decide to make your own general because you don't like us?

Hey leafs I'm moving to your land in a few months, any tips?

if it's a family/locally owned place go up and ask

if it's a chain buisness you can likely go on their website and call

Apply online

I'm anglo, speak functional french but it's closer to quebec standard. The guy who runs my dep has a hilarious joual though (I swear he smokes at least 100 cigarettes a day, he is always smoking at the front)

quebecoise girls are a huge variation. Overall there are a lot who are completely full of themselves but I've [spoiler]dated[/spoiler] a handful of really sweet qtpa2ts. Plus the average girl is a solid 2 points better looking than my experience was in ontario.

literally autumn lads

just go up to the customer service desk and ask for an application

this general is for comfy discussions of canada and canadian culture. foreigners may ask specifically about canada here whereas they may be intimidated to in /cum/

keep your stick on the ice

I live in NB and i live part of the year on a boat and catch lobster, scallops, urchins, and herring all day

>/cum/
>intimidating anyone

Frankie always gives solid advice desu

This, fall is fine, but it's usually referred to as Autumn where I'm at.

Where are you moving to?

fucking blue jays

fuck this country and its communist monopoly on baseball teams

please be white

coucou les feuilles

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salut mr. grenouille

ca va?

we lie about liking the US, basically

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>user get off your computer and get in!

Tres bien

>The Guy is Making Manitoba Perogies and he is Putting in the Vegetables and Manitoba Perogies and they put them in the Oven and it is Cooking and Baking once it is Ready and they Said I want you to eat 50 Manitoba Perogies at Once Eat them all Right Now and he is Started to Eat 50 Manitoba Perogies and he kept on Eating them and after while his Stomach got Upset and they Said That's Too Bad Eat 10 More Manitoba Perogies and it is Made and Produced Winnipeg Manitoba Canada and he fell down then they Said Get Up Eat 5 More Manitoba Perogies and it is Made in Winnipeg Manitoba Canada then he Finally Finished it.

What did he mean by this?

fucking neck yourself and stop posting before I filter my own flag.

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Montréal will be getting another team in the near future. Possibly Tampa Bay

E X P O S
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Rejoin /cum/ NOW

ease up champ

that guy has been posting for years. you have to admire the dedication.

It means that a nor'easter is coming and it's time to stock up.

I doubt it will be the expos, that's the nats now and they still use expo records as their own.
It will be something new

BURGERS LEAVE OUR THREAD

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I really hate Anglos.

how bout you come south and make me ;)))

Well I've known that all along, pretty much. Canadians are some of the most anti-American people on the planet tbqh.

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Why does he post these strange images?

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Lying

Why? No conquered people in history have been treated as fairly as Quebecers.

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