ITT: Pleb criticisms

>"It hasn't aged well"

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It's too long, when does it get to the chorus?

She's sold 6 gorillion albums, so she must be a good artist.

>"This sounds really, really depressing. Are you okay?"

Things that have often not aged well were never that good in the first place.

Post depressing stuff.

>overrated

[insert genre that isn't made with physical rock instruments] is made by talentless people

>it's boring

"it's tight"
What the fuck does that even mean.

"it's boring"

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its a compliment user, it means good

>explain how it's good without saying [valid arguments]

someone insulted OP's dadrock :(

>I don't like it

:_(

always the correct answer for this sort of thing

>A classic that went out of style

What do people even mean when they say a piece of music hasn't aged well?

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but they do, they do.

It was good for its time but either the sounds have become outdated in the modern sense, or its just no longer relevant

tight means that the beat is snappy, btfo to reddit pleb

This isn't music related, but someone once called me pretentious for using the word 'film'.

Fucked me up the whole rest of the day.

Means it was impressive/boundary pushing at the time but has become redundant or unimpressive due to the art form moving forward.

"its too hipster"

>>"It hasn't aged well"
this means the album was the meme album of the time

>i liked them when they had long hair.

>this sounds like elevator music

>it's weird for the sake of being weird
>it's for hipsters/white boys/kids/suburbians/poseurs/niggers/old people ect.

>this would be good background music

i see this one on Sup Forums a lot:

>"urban outfitters-core"

>it isn't real music

Listen to the Beastie Boys and you'll understand

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post nudes or drop trip

>its too corny
>its too cheesy

>it's just noise
>the lyrics aren't culturally relevant/progressive

carissa is weird
paint that house red

the list goes on

>these lyrics don't mean anything

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>sampling is stealing and/or lazy

>"I couldn't finish it"

why does Sup Forums hate cheese?

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Some people can't believe music can be non-serious, and if it's not too cringy who cares if it's "cheesy"?

>this sounds like a horror movie soundtrack

>I have to be in the right mood for this

haha nice frog meme

>where's the drop?

> I skipped around a bunch but I couldn't find the good part

are u trans julia

>it sounds like (d)evil music

>"Prove that X opinion about a piece is TRUE!"

>>"It hasn't aged well"
Aww, someone insulted your 80s synthpop

>>"This sounds really, really depressing. Are you okay?"
Stop listening to Elliott Smith.

>>overrated
Stop listening to Kanye.

>>it's boring
But Snow Patrol IS boring.

>"its too hipster"
Father John Misty and Alt J ARE too hipster.

>>this sounds like elevator music
You probably are listening to elevator music then.

>>this would be good background music
It would be.

>>"urban outfitters-core"
Valid. Vampire Weekend, Halsey, Bon Iver, Lana Del Ray, and other mainstream indie bands are eyeroll-worthy.

>>these lyrics don't mean anything
Valid criticism especially if the instrumentation is quiet.

>>sampling is stealing and/or lazy
Yes, everyone who samples a King Crimson song is an artistic genius.

>>"I couldn't finish it"
Why force yourself to finish something you don't enjoy? Are you a masochist?

>>this sounds like a horror movie soundtrack
Not really a criticism...

>>I have to be in the right mood for this
Yeah, because something like The Cure - Pornography is great to listen to at any time of day or mood.

Rivers Cuomo is bad.

underrated post

>it's pretentious

>carissa is weird
>paint that house red
audibly snorted

somehow baby, we do too

Looking at you Christgau

but anons, what if a piece of music genuinely is boring and pretentious and hasn't aged well?

if your reverse google search the image, i ended up on some weird sites

>shittalks mainstream indie bands
>says FJM and Alt J are hipster in the same post

Yeah I doubt that's you tbqh

>"It's dope"

you can be hipster and mainstream at the same time

this, they're awful by today's standards

Are you legitimately autistic dude?

Nice projecting u ultra faggot

i know it's not you, but you didn't answer the question

Let me rephrase: Father John Misty and Alt J have hipster "images," but they are both really popular within the "indie" crowd, so in a way they are mainstream.

That one kinda gets a pass because it's an easy descriptor and everyone knows what it's referring to.

I liked the put when you teared the thread a new one.

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>dated

Tight=good

Who doesn't like reverb?

haha xDD you rekt them Sup Forumsr0!!!

People often say something sucks because it has reverb, even though literally everything has reverb

She's sold 6 gorillion albums, so she must be a bad artist.

you got that right

imagine being this insecure

>why do you try to be different

>it's just noise