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HE WAS A BOY SHE WAS A GIRL
Edition

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korean pop

/cum/ queen

execute all yanks who post in /brit/

*does a backflip 1080 through the window*
*lands on /brit/*
*grinds out the door*

fucking disgusting

this got me thinking

odd how many "conservatives" are for a pro-immigrant New Britain

ACTIVATE ANTI-YANK POSTER RANGER

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Lads

Is this from a PDF? I could only find a shitty soundcloud for the SMF report.

Doing a post lads
AMA

2,1

......?

Britain Elects twitter

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>Labour is a progressive and modern party
>Party leader is a grammar school educated old white man from the south of England

hmmmmmmmmmmn

> tfw been socially isolated for so long you have ended up enjoying it

Reading about the financial sector while the girls keep crying

How do you spend your time?

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Laaaads

>spent 3 years as a NEET
>had the time of my life

>back to being NEET after working for a year
>I can see myself committing a mass killing sometime soon

Makes you think.

*checks my stock indexes*
ahh.. very nice, very nice
*rings up my broker*
thinking of buying an island, how much would new zealand cost?

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reading, drinking, exercising, cooking, playing games, listening to music and chilling with you lads

anything i fucking want

>I can see myself committing a mass killing sometime soon

why?

twenny quid and a bag of space raiders my lad

So NEET?

You'll come to hate yourself.

I work too you nonce, and study starting next year

I just meant what i do during my free time

The girls finally left with the mum

Just going stir crazy I think

just realised enter shikari are pretty good

>spend three minutes wiping, start pulling my pants up
>suddenly a second batch comes flying out and have to spend another three minutes wiping
Ah yesss, wonderful

okay

for what reason?

> toilet paper rips midwipe

The British?
Not a fan

>#LoveBradford trending

Good post

EATING A MEAL?

*drafting an email to GCHQ*
Please continue

Didn't ask, stop posting

ahh yes, I see you know your shitposting well

Australia's finest orator

Yes sir

Arrrrrgh feckin' Bejesus!!!!!!

SUPERB post

Toffee popcorn is a miracle food desu

becoming more resolved to killing myself

*marches through the thread blasting March of Saint Cyr*

patrician taste

ooo laddie lads hoidedoi my stars toffee popcorn makes me do a little jiggidy jig oo laddie 'tis a miracle by saint pat it is bless these emerald isles yatatatooatatatee

>extremely sweet food
>patrician

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auugh me potato

Bbgteythsdfbvhjmkutiytujryhtg, topothamarnintya

loving this gimmick tbqh desu

>yatatatooatatatee
personal highlight

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Gas the taigs lads

gonna leave now coz im being bullied

Named: Top comedy scenes of all time

Wednesday 23 June 1999


1 Don't Tell Him Pike from Dad's Army.

2 Del Boy falling through the bar in Only Fools and Horses.

3 Fawlty Towers when the Germans came to stay.

4 Kenneth Williams in Carry On Cleo: "Infamy, infamy, they've all got it in for me.")

5 The final scene in Blackadder Goes Forth, featuring the line: "As cunning as a fox who's just been made Professor of Cunning at Oxford University?"

6 Carry On Up the Khyber, with the dinner scene where everyone keeps a stiff upper lip as shells explode and the plaster cascades from the ceiling.

7 Tony Hancock from Blood Donor ("A Pint? Why that's very nearly an armful.")

8 Fawlty Towers when Basil thrashes his car with a branch.

9 The parrot sketch in Monty Python's Flying Circus in which the bird is said to be an "ex-parrot". "It has ceased to be."

10 The hardware shop sketch in The Two Ronnies in which Barker has a shopping list of items with double meanings.

THAT'S IT, YOU KANGAROO SHAGGING TWAT
*rams a shot glass into your jugular*

Not a fan of your shenanigans Aussie

just watched some mick fuck shove a piece of broken shot glass against a wooden statue lads, he's drank AS ALWAYS

going up to tesco, you lads want anything

ay te fakn wurld wen a wee lettle engljshmen comues in to a yer ptoaotosjdfdiddly boerd n starts talkeeii77in shieet

not a cornetto

get me a bag of cheese and onion crisps will you lad x

GOD
SAVE
OUR

GRAAAACIOUS QUEEEN

fucking hell

cooked chicken and a loaf of tiger bread mate

Rum n Raisin ice cream, pls.

i want her to peg my ass

OOO YOU'VE BLUSTERED MY BLESSED MOTHER YE HAVE, OO TWIDDLE ME LITTLE GREEN FEET I'M FIDDLE-DEE-PISSED

I'LL DANCE A WEE LITTLE JIG ON YOUR GRAVE LADDY WEEHEEHEE I'M MAGICALLY DELICIOUS

Ireland back

>WEEHEEHEE I'M MAGICALLY DELICIOUS

potato famine

theres a prick fly flying around my head
fuck off

ireland back

D E S T R U C T I O N

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holocaust

LOVING this gimmick tbqh, Irish never going to recover

rap game easy but the dope game gravy

*queefs*

QUITE fond of this picture

>Nothing Found
*conspiracy theories intensify*

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me and the lads partying like animals

howling

*rubs my feet on the carpet for 2 hours*
come over here lad
*gives you a static shock*
aaaahaaa

How about you canadon't

TORTY-TREE ENGLISHMEN AR IN THIS TREAD STEALIN MY POTATOES TEH FECKERS

Hahahahaha

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EXCEPTIONALLY important poll

OOOOH TEE TAH TEE TOO TEE TAH TEE TUM
YE REMOIN' ME AFFA YOUN' RABBIE WILLYEMS HOHOHO

they're still upset that we stole heir meme aren't they aha

Every episode of Basil Brush is better than this shite

Managed to get this done last night lads