I just received an LP in the mail and it's Damaged

I just received an LP in the mail and it's Damaged.
What do I do?

The joke is only funny once you faggot

this isnt a joke I dont know what to do

Contact the seller

listen to sixpack

What should I tell him?

TV PARTY TONIGHT

What?

What kind of damage? Like broken in half? Scratched?

Send it back?

the joke won't twice

In all seriousness, contact the seller and send the record back.

See for yourself

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.


I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Bane thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Sup Forums pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" CIA agent guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Sup Forums posting about a capeshit movie. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Banefag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.


Forever...

make a pickguard for your telecaster out of it

download the album from the internet

Damn that's a cool idea

shave it.

badum tss

is this pasta?

no

10/10 fampai

Fucking kekd m8

wow, totally unexpected

>doesnt even change the pasta to match the scenario

>poo

As someone who's never come across this meme, I would like to thank you for keeping it alive and exposing me to this solid 8/10 joke.

am I 8? why did this make me laugh...