Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!

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Anything for F.

>girl
>calling it prinz

Whats the point of studying kanji if they will likely fall out of use in 30-40 years?

>girl

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Thank

question for the F.
whats the merovingian saying from the second 0:13
youtube.com/watch?v=HfnmkgmUDW4

swearing a lot

any ass picture for us today?

no

>Nom de dieu de putain bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d'enculer ta mere
Please add all these words to your "mean words list" so you know not to use them.

wait a sec are you trying to fool me again it obviously has boobs

learning new things everyday in Japanese Thread

youtube.com/watch?v=qTRMxR4sBXY

How about you show me yours (^:

No...I'm too shy... I give you Canadanon's nipple instead.

we got several obsessive compulsive anons on the thread
pantsuya = obsessed with panties
the brit taorila = obsessed with taorila
german koreaboo = obsessed with korea
まゆゆ = obsessed with mayuyu
thai flag = obsessed with humilliating japan

That sounds so Frenchly ennui...(´・ω・`)

Peru = obsessed with white and prostitute

Why aren't you included in the list?

And we are all obsessed with girls with a penis.

I dont have an obsession

What do you call the problem of yours then?

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>I dont have an obsession

understatement of the century right here

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you are obsessed to be a successful merchant and win respect from (Asian) women.
Start loving yourself as you are.

>merchant

Just heard Oxford dictionary made a new word entry of "moobs." I thought posting the pic was timely...

kek you are so wrong

I think that was the exact word he used to describe his business.

Am I? You always sound troubled with your own life though. In Buddhism obsession is the cause of every trouble in life.

>Japanese thread with no Japanese subject
What is this thread for?

>What is this thread for?
My butt

Because your butt belongs to Japan.

>In Buddhism obsession is the cause of every trouble in life.
I thought that was "attachment" in general. Obsession is a type of attachment, but not the only type.

こんな時間で日本人や日本語できるバカ外人はほとんどないからね。

*ほとんどいない

Well, I am Japanese so...

Tfw when I'm a weeb.

Wish I was a Chinaboo instead.

I'm never gonna improve my life learning about Japanese culture or language.

If I had put this much effort into Mandarin and China I could be pretty much guaranteed a good job right now.

no his butt belongs to me
I will nuke you for his butt

how typical of a swede

lol nice meme
learn nip, at least then you can fap to cartoons

its kinda sad to see people rationalize their overt weebness like this. theres nothing wrong with being a weeaboo but for gods sake human dont be in the closet about it

it's our karma
japan had to deal with autists from a long time ago

眠れない
I'm not sleepy

"racism"

I'm bullshitting. No majiresu please.

What about the F. and the cute poster?

>nuke
c-can't we just share his butt? I'll let you pick a side.

F is obsessed with this general. I don't know who the cute poster is but he's probably gay, so most likely obsessed with dick.

Japs are sleeping, post a pic of your boipucci.

>how typical of a swede
How about you do the same then (^:

>tfw you want to talk about religion with Japs
>and they refuse
This is suffering. I need to free myself of want.

this is the mooning thread now?
how appropriate for this long autumn night...

aha nice try faggot im a hapa

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それ「はっぱ」…(´・ω・`)

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羊を数えてみて

yours first

I'll just take what's inbetween then.

wow i had completely forgotten about this one
you can always count on japan to take "ironic" gay humour to the next level

またホモスレになっちまった

女がいないからな

女のいない時に、男はこうなるかな

そうだな。男子校ではこういう事がよく起こるらしいぞ。

boipucci and feminine penis aint homo lad

that's not even gay enough.

BBA

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起きないよBBA

お前みたいな奴が女追い出すからこんなホモスレになってんだろ
ケツ掘られて反省しろよ

Lol and that is it.

China is already more developed than Japan in its cities and there are billions of Chinese.

In 20 years almost 40% of Japanese people will be pensioners.

The high quality of life in Japan is dieing as nothing is being built developed or made there. Everything about the country is terminally declining.

ずっとBBAしかいねえよBBA

Good evening, how is everybody?

>ずっとBBAしかいねえよ
お前BBAなの?

BBAは自身のグロマンコを率先してうpするように

everybody is dead and it's all your fault

do i need to get rid of the corpses again?

burn them all pls :3

Okay, no problem, what should i do with the bones?

give them to doge

>tfw no doge

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True

誰もいない
ジャップはどこだ

My dick is hard

呼んだ?

みんな死んだってばよ

My dick is flaccid

*put your willy in my mouth and gives it a suck to warm it up a bit*

how about now?
you like that don't you?

Not if you say it in an english accent

We all dead now. The age of gorilla started.

Harambe?

ゴリラも死んだよ

How many girls are in this thread at the moment?
I want a female Japanese friend.

what are you saying
we are all cute little girls here

ゴリラ(SP皆伝/DP九段)