EU army is formed

>EU army is formed
>Emperor Junker announces the Invasion of Britain to turn the UK into a refugee colony
how do you react?

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I fight for Britain.

I fight Britain.

applause

Go hide at grandmas in the mountains until this is over.

I fight for Britain

Laugh because Europeans are weak and you'd never get public support

I go back to India

Make a free trade agreement with both parties.

Join the glorious 4th Reich fighting the eternal anglo

WTF

I want to invade Britain now

Go to the Winchester to have a pint and wait for this all to blow over

>implying you aren't european

We'll wreck 'em

>implying we are

Eu army vs a United Anglo coalition

Yea we'd win easily

just erase them
this is simple as stone

oh look at the special snowflake

get over yourself m8

Why would you join them, cucks?

>turn the UK into a refugee colony
>implying it isn't one already

We introduce you to our nukes

Welcome to the real world, kid

With Deep Concern.

>s-special snowflake!!

Sell armored vehicles, military aircraft simulators, etc. to both sides

Profit

Join my best ally in the fight for Europe.

>You live right next to them so you must be the same!

Clueless

I voted remain btw

thanks

Are you a jew?

>Re-establish full monarch control
>Increase military spending a shit tonne
>Call on commonwealth lads
>Nuke EU locations
>Invade
>Kick Europoor ass.

>le weedman authorises sale of vehicles that don't distinguish all 8 genders use the correct pronouns

The whole of Europe under Napoleon couldn't conquer us. The whole of Europe under Hitler couldn't even get close.

What makes you think that your sissy European army would stand a chance?

because the usa wont carry you this time

Oldest ally, North Sea cod must be claimed and protected for both our sakes

no just the eternal anglo. Britain would do the same for us

we sell weapons (mostly armored vehicles) to cunts like saudi arabia and sudan already. Apparently we're the 2nd largest arms exporters to the middle east now behind only USA

Sadly we couldn't really help you with alot of soldiers this time.

>ass

FOY

Dust off the old Longbow and fire up the Panjandrum

UK has nukes

we will allow Scots join the EU if they support us

but this is 2017

scots can't join the EU under the UK. and the UK won't allow a second referendum :^)

>EU army
I'll fight with Britain, fuck the EU

the more reason to send European peace keeping forces to Britain ;^)

Most Americans would fight for Britain. We know our way around a gun and could be pretty useful.

>EU army is formed
>mostly Finnish conscripts and unenthusiastic fat Germans who've never seen combat vs battle hardened British soldiers who would do anything to save their country
yeah, wonder how that would go

Who said we wouldn't? We love excuses to fight people.

yes hello

...

It would be quite funny desu, but I'd probably run away like the coward I am and find a safe haven to live out the rest of my days in comfiness.

if yuo tek it like tat

>Not to mention all the Canadians, Australians, Kiwis, and Americans to would help out.
You guys fancy invading Europe again?

WHERE'S ARTICLE 50 EGGMAN

YOU SAID YOU WERE GOING TO ENACT ARTICLE 50

With tears of joy. Pls Junker do it

We will, just letting the perfidious meter build up for now.

the dog ate it, m8.
we are waiting for a replacement

>to turn the UK into a refugee colony
So readmitted back into the EU?

Literally couldn't do it.

Nukes. Superior geography.

>He believe they ever envisaged to trigger it

exactly

>angry euros

Watch the fireworks from down here.

The thing is, (I think) since the referendum is not legally binding, they have to pass it in the House of Commons who could very well said "fck the police" and not pass it because they were elected on a pro-European mandate. So you have to wait until general election (where they could again elect pro-remain labour party) or re-organise a referendum which would be legally binding this time.

So basically, until the House of Commons vote against their convictions, the UK is basically cucked. As example, they have a new European commissioner (the last one resigned, and they thought the UK wouldn't appoint a new one after Brexit) now - for safety.

Prove me wrong, Brits.

Was setting back the anti-EU movement by three decades with your pussyfooting part of your plan?

I'll have you know that when we left the Kalmar Union we did so by killing every non-Swede stupid enough to not GTFO of Stockholm

It's going to be next year, you, YOU DOUBLE EURO

>they have to pass it in the House of Commons
false, May has told them to fuck off

the moat just got 10 feet higher!! MUGA!

That sounds pretty darn unconstitutional if you ask me

Fucking over Europe is Britain's raison d'être and destiny.

I want to be the one to kill the Queen.
Fuck this old bitch.
Can't she fucking die already.

it's currently done, but will not be. selling vehicles that doesn't recognise pronouns is 2016, do you want slavery back or something

>they have to pass it in the House of Commons
very unlikely, since May has repeatedly said it wouldn't go through the House of Commons

Actually yes. It's a matter of process of elimination. Europe is a continent, if Britain is not part of the continent, what continent is it part of?

Britain is European because its culture and historical ties are fully Euro, and it's geographically linked. A bit of water between doesn't change that. If that were true, Aland and Iceland wouldn't be European either

Russians have this special snowflake complex sometimes too

The UK doesn't have a constitution

brits don't have a constitution
no really, they don't

There has already been a public referendum; parliament is unnecessary.

We have a very vague constitution.

As the vote is non binding whoever's in charge can do whatever the fuck they want

Anglos can never be defeated

>Emperor Junker announces the Invasion of Britain

that's not very nice

>to turn the UK into a refugee colony

Ok I agree.

Well today I learnt, fucking common law

researchbriefings.parliament.uk/ResearchBriefing/Summary/CBP-7551
Still say that the House of Commons should have a say, though
>But arguments that Parliament should – or even would have to – give its consent have gained currency since the referendum.
Then again the parliament would give itself a bigger role of course.

>Russians have this special snowflake complex
We never claimed to be european, you are thinking of Turkey.

Join in with my fellow European brothers against the anglo

Unless it's Celts, Romans, Vikings, Danes, Saxons, Germans, Norwegians, French or Normans?

>The thing is, (I think)
yeah, nah mate

the deed is done, there does not need to be a parliamentary vote, since the people have already voted. not to mention the tories have a majority, so guess who would win

it would be funny if the tories gipped us though, the consequences would never be the same.

can you imagine any brexiteers ever voting for them again? and we wouldn#t want another few hundred jo coxes, would we now

tell me about operation ronse, you got rid of the scum in the camps yet? what the fuck are you playing at?

Saxons and Danes are Anglos, idiot

I think you should talk this over in an uncivilised matter now.

>it's another Brits think they're different Episode

Public referendum was more a glorified opinion poll than anything else according to remainers.

Which is annoying. Either you go on and live your little life, allow us to reform the EU in the good way, or you admit your mistake and stay (which would be terribly sad for you, but also hilarious).

I was honestly happy when you exited, it was the signal we needed to stop the neoliberal nightmare Europe was becoming.

All brits

well britain is part of the USA then, it's geographically linked. A bit of water between doesn't change that.

Britain is American because its culture and historical ties are fully ANGLO!!

so what did America, Canada, New Zealand and based straya base their constitutions on!?

our constitution is comprised of the magna carta, the Bill of Rights 1688, and common law precedent

>tell me about operation ronse, you got rid of the scum in the camps yet? what the fuck are you playing at?
>Zemmour
this guy belongs in the fantasy section of the library, stopped being relevant long ago

> want another few hundred jo coxes, would we now
1. I don't think blackmail works in politics
2. A referendum about the EU being completely and totally ignored is nothing new - think 2005

>can you imagine any brexiteers ever voting for them again?
Vastly overestimating the intelligence of the average voters... I mean Bush was elected twice, and Sarkozy, perhaps the worst president of 5th Republic, is making his big return today with thunderous applause

>t.Eternal Turkroach

>He doesn't realise that all of those groups mix together and create the eternal anglo.

You have much to learn Sven

>We never claimed to be european,

No, some of you claim to not be European, and obviously all Euros come in to try to inform you otherwise.

At the very least the western part of Russia is considered by everyone to be the eastern edge of Europe, culturally, geographically, genetically and historically

please tell me Sarcuzy isn't going to fucking win

Inshallah, the Caliph Junker has called Jihad against the Kuffar in Britain and we shall aid him in his glorious conquest.

>anglos can't be defeated except by anglos
pretty much, yeah

it's like how they use diamonds to cut other diamonds

>this guy belongs in the fantasy section of the library, stopped being relevant long ago
kek, the old ITS A CONSPIRASEE THERY YOU GOIS!!!

you don't think your army has the sense to draw up contingency plans?

>1. I don't think blackmail works in politics
no, but justifiable consequences might

just ask the seppos if they want to pay us taxes in tea, or if they would prefer to murder us until we desisted?

>2. A referendum about the EU being completely and totally ignored is nothing new - think 2005
time to get the guillotines out then, do you still remember how to make them? might be interested in a few dozen

>Vastly overestimating the intelligence of the average voters...
how the fuck would you know?

my bet is the tories only got in because of their referendum promise, if they fuck that up, they go the way of the libdums

wow, sarkozy sure is a compete cunt huh? forced race-mixing? isn't that genocide?

Russia is not european in any way, shape or form, what are you on? We are different cultures.

He's the 2nd favourite after Jospin in the UMP polls for their candidate. Jospin is old, very close ideologically speaking from the Socialist Party (which is, in case you didn't know, is Socialist in name only) and have trouble finding allies. Sarkozy is provocative, courts people who tend to vote National Front, and much more "dynamic" in his campaign.

Second turn is 3 things, in order of probability
>Jospin VS Le Pen
Jospin wins by a landslide
>Sarkozy VS Le Pen
Tied, I say Sarko wins
>Hollande vs Le Pen
Hollande is fucking dead.

side with EU and send as many engpakis to the deathcamps as possible.