Live in the US

>live in the US
>wake up
>roll out of bed, fall down, break floor
>wear XXL pants
>get out of house to go to work
>bus is late again, better walk
>get molested by homeless people because no social system makes people fail
>want to drink a coffee before work
>go to coffee shop
>order coffee
>girl at coffee shop gives you coffee
>tip fedora
>say "thank you m'lady"
>she gets offended
>ask if you did just assume her gender
>apologize
>she feels oppressed by your apology
>takes out her pepper spray
>sprays you
>kicks your balls
>you fall on the ground, hold your hurting balls
>guy films it
>get sued for rape because you were touching your balls in front of the oppressed gender-fluid-zoophilia-hipster-trashcan
>get 25 years of prison
>enter prison
>get shot by mexican prison gang

Can people stop adding racist shit to these copy pastas? You can hate America all you want (I hate it too) but brown people don't deserve it. They did nothing to the decline of this country, it was all white people's doing

would you prefer getting shot by a white prison gang?

You forgot to mention Black Lives Matter

otherwise, well memed

I feel bad for Swiss desu.

It must be tough being underpriviledged in Europe.

>based on income or education
Because the Swiss / German method of "Berufsausbildung" or "learning your profession in a company" is not internationally recognized and therefore in education statistics Germany, Switzerland and Austria look worse than they actually are.

hey dont talk shit about america!

don't be they're super rich
see
how rich are you my man?

no debts / 10
and you?

my man, what do you make a month 3k CFH more?
oh , I have lots of debts, I'm debts^2/0.1

>bus
not american like 2bh

we don't talk about money here, bro

why, bro? we're all friends here.

>>bus is late again, better walk
It's called a car

But it's not very Swiss to do so. I'm just an immigrant. I must learn to integrate.

cool, bro
I hope they're paying you good.

Better than they would in Kuwait desu

oh that's good, nice, keep it up

why don't you join?

I don't know, could I get a job in Switzerland as a Computer Engineer? I'm getting that xenophobic feeling from them :/

just be yourself
www.jobs.ch

I'll try, thank you :3

>just be yourself

>watching movie with folks
>very rough sex scene happens
>dad turns around to me and says ''hehe is that how you do it, son? hehehee''
>turns round to mom and says ''kiddo here loves the rough stuff ahhahahah dontch boy''
>mom smiles and says '' hehe leave him alone dad, you know he is more of a romantic user hehe''
>dad farts, grabs the chips and then *winks* at mom
>mom giggles
>later on i heard them having sex and i masturbated outside their bedroom door.

that'll teach 'em

you forgot spaghetti

T: Juan Carlos Esteban

Hey man thats rude apologize

you forgot the shart
10/6

CHI

CA