Why does most german music suck?

Why does most german music suck?

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They have to keep it halal.

>what is krautrock and other experimental german movements

There's a lot of great German music. You're just a scrub, or even worse, one of those infamous self-loathing Germans.

because it's music, and all music related things are bad (take this board as an exemple)

the list goes on and on, right?

Germany is right behind the US and UK iambqh

There's the obvious krautrock but also NDW and post-punk from DE is god tier

>Bach
>Beethoven
>Wagner
>Brahms
>Stockhausen
>Entire Krautrock scene
>Kraftwerk
>Metal greats like Teutonic thrash and heavy/power metal
>Techno scene

Did I miss the joke in the thread?

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You're just a faggot newmale who doesn't know shit about german music.

uhh, you can say that about any country. germany has actually surprisingly many good/successful artists considering the hard germanic language

often you just may not know it's German music
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german house scene is pretty gd
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>Einstürzende Neubauten
>Gisbert zu Knypshausen
>Edgar Wasser
>Bilderbuch
Nigga, german indie is currently better than every other European country.

What is post punk

English is a Germanic language too, you dumbfuck.

I AM THE HORSEMAN

Bilderbuch is an austrian band

punk from a postman

still counts

you know what i mean, you dumbfuck. who hurt you?

Mainstream music in germany is shit
One half is really bad singer/songwriter shit (clueso/sarah conner) and the other half is a bad copy of american pop music (lena/glasperlenspiel).
Not to speak of our horrible rap-scene.

i like kmfdm

The Notwist and Lali Puna are from Germany

btw indie scenes are the same shit
Just copying trends from the american underground

german is a "hard language"??? wtf would that have to do with their music even if true?

that's pretty shitty fampai

rap scene is good m8

Kollegah's positive alpha male rap is better than literally anything Sup Forums fawns over.

the rap scene is okay, sounds better in german

>VNV Nation
>Rammstein
>Can

people like soft voices. that's why you see so many german metal, techno, krautrock, rap etc. where it isn't needed
german language is not really pleasant to the ear for many people. that's why most of it is niche.

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I'm learning German, any record recommendations?
Please no EDM or Metal, I need something with intelligible lyrics

99 Luftballoons

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oval
gas
Alva noto

It's the most artificial, commercial sounding Muzak that ever saw the light of day and it has the longevity of a glass milk but ok.

lol

Spotted the American

This is German:

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LANDSER

PAPA WAS A STORMFUHRER IN THE SS

turk shit,
krautrock is god

münchen ftw

most anything music sucks.

tocotronic is amazing though

Damn.Very nice quip laddo.

I have come to the conclusion that Germany is simply a bust of The Weeknd

>better than literally anything Sup Forums fawns over

Kollegah converted to Islam because he doesn't know how evolution works. He mostly raps about how alpha he is and how many girls he fucks over boring beats.

Truly thought provoking music from an incredible artist.

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don't forget about based kraftwerk

German can sound soft and pleasant
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>the land of Kraftwerk, krautrock, progressive electronic and Berlin School
>suck
Yeah, right...

Die Toten Hosen - Hier Kommt Alex

because germans are shit at everything

japs beat them at cars
russians beat them at tanks
belgians beat them at genocide