>How much pussy do you get as an amteur/semi-professional musician? Depends on how you look, really
Jonathan Baker
Why would I learn an instrument for people that can't even appreciate music Most girls literally do not even like music
Colton Martin
>Lemmy Kilminster
Charles Foster
>tfw the only chicks that love non-mainstream music are crazy sluts with endless baggage
Brayden Lee
i learned guitar cause of the stroes. i dont get more pussy per se, at first but it def increases the chances of pussy getting while getting to know a girl. i know that at the end of a day if i convince a girl to come over for a while and i play guitar for her, then my chances of getting laid pretty much go up to 100. chicks love musical sill, but its more of an added benefit. no girl over 16 is going to go out with you just because you can do music unless youre already successful
Jack Hernandez
*cause of the strokes
Henry Moore
>Lemmy Kilminster >amateur/semi-professional musician I don't think OP meant people who fill entire stadiums/are rock legends
Matthew Cook
>Strokes
Underage begone
Andrew Lee
Fill stadiums now. Not back in the day when he started.
Wyatt Bailey
this. long hair plus attitude or wicked sense of humor is basically moses to the oceans of pussy.
but if you look like a normal dude and are basically just a basic bro than can also make music it doesnt help you much.
Christopher Bennett
Been performing for about five years now, just out of my love for performing. Never gotten laid from it--only interest I ever got was from cougars. It's not the same culture it was in the 20th century. If you're playing to impress someone, you're doing it wrong
Brody Hernandez
>Fill stadiums now >now
user...
Bentley Gomez
i mean i was 14 when i first picked up a guitar. im 22 now but i can still see the strokes were pretty great at writing pop songs.
Kevin Watson
depends on whether or not your a badass motherfucker like the guy before me said look at lemmy cause i know you cant say he was a pretty dude but he was always the baddest motherfucker in the venue
Cameron Reyes
If ya don't know how to pick up chicks without a guitar you won't find it much easier with one. Practicing guitar makes you good at guitar. Practicing talking to people makes you good at talking to people.
Ayden Wright
everyone knows the key to getting pus is to be /fit/ /fa/ and Sup Forums in that order
Nolan Jones
I hate to break it to you but he can't fill stadiums anymore.
Camden Stewart
You have to make pleasant music and also be handsome. Works for me.
Anthony Kelly
>long hair plus attitude or wicked sense of humor is basically moses to the oceans of pussy
Jaxon Russell
It's gotten me nothing really, I know about some girls that had something of a crush on me (I'm not ugly btw) and kinda loved when I played harmonica. But I've never had sex with a girl that knew I could play music. Luckily for me, I never thought it would get me pussy. True pleasure doesn't come from womemes, comes from harmony and knowledge, everyone who thinks otherwise is a pleb
Kayden Barnes
Hasn't gotten me shit, really.
I think it's more the environment + whatever you're playing and your place in it.
I mean if you're the center of attention and you put on a good show and have attitude, then yes, it could work.
Owen Lopez
>inb4 play bass = no pussy Girlfriend said it was hot that I play bass but she's not my girlfriend because of that
Parker Wilson
Random sluts both suck at sex and aren't at all satisfying to fuck once you get over the burst of muh dick telling you to stick it in
Just stop being a dumb faggot and ask a girl out on a proper date
Gabriel Peterson
Literally none. Music isn't cool anymore.
t. professional musician
Owen Roberts
You won't get any pussy if you don't have either looks, confidence, or the combination of both. Being a musician won't change that.
Camden Peterson
Once I was playing guitar alone at a party, a hottie came to me and said "I would fuck those fingers". Then we fucked pretty well, Then I woke up with my pajamas full of cum.
Ryder Stewart
/thread
Christopher Powell
>70 years old >still filling stadiums hell be fine
Nathan Bell
the way you describe it makes me think of those obnoxious metalheads who watch Vikings and make memes about Kerry King beating up Justin Bieber and my vagina dries up like the Taklamakan
Tyler Sanchez
it depends on what music you make, how chill you are, how you perform, how you look, where you perform, etc etc etc. Play music for the sake of playing music, not just for pussy you pussy
Just go to more parties and smoke more weed, you'll be bound to get laid at least a few times if you're not a total autist
Charles Cook
>long hair plus attitude or wicked sense of humour
Got any tips in case I might be? I don't even care much for fucking, I just want a hug or something.
Evan Cruz
>Lets face it, thats 90% the reason why people leran an instrument....to impress tha ladies.
What about humanity innate desire of creating art/beauty?
Joseph Watson
If you get anxiety or anything just let that shit go, it doesn't matter. If you just sorta suck at talking to people then just try to act more chill or whatever, idk
Just don't act cringy and you'll be good
Josiah Hernandez
>doing anything for pussy
Not gunna make it
Evan Adams
Why do we do anything m8?
(because it's fun)
Liam Green
This isn't even advice. Thanks for trying, though. I guess if you're naturally a groovy dude it's difficult to understand.
Gabriel Morales
>basically moses to the oceans of pussy
so it repels girls?
Nolan Clark
Exactly.
Michael Lee
Never got any pussy because of my guitar playing, and I'd like to think I'm pretty good at it. But then again I can be kind of shy with the ladies so that doesn't help.
Social skills are much more important to getting chicks than playing an instrument, at that point, being a musician would just be the icing on the cake even tho most women would probably rather have someone with a steady job
Kayden Price
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Easton King
>putting pussy on a pedestal
smf onifam
Christopher Anderson
...
Liam Gray
Nah I'd rather play Wonderwall to get pussy
Mason Harris
Every fucking day
Landon Morgan
>implying anyone would ever want to see your vagina
Daniel Baker
Kek
Nolan Morgan
sorry I'm pretty baked rn, I guess I should've elaborated more. Just find whatever you're struggling with, think of a way to overcome it and slowly work your way towards that (if thats any better??)
I know shit can be tough with autism, but think of it this way. most of that shit doesn't really matter (like whether you're social or not or how many friends you have, and tfw no gf) because most of that's just temporary, so just focus on the positive, and what you have. Make music, smoke weed, and love yourself m8 ;^)
Jose Sanchez
i only want one pussy
Xavier Morgan
i love when guitarists cum inside me while the rest of the band watches and strokes themselves
Jace Gray
just bee urself xD
Andrew Nguyen
There are a lot of girls who don't like guys with long hair tho.
Leo Allen
>if i convince a girl to come over for a while and i play guitar for her, then my chances of getting laid pretty much go up to 100 omly if you are under 16. most adults would cringe
Aiden Baker
stay booty bothered, buddy boy :^)
Ryder Moore
Is this satire?
Jordan Reyes
He's probably half-joking but it is a fact that being a musician or playing an instrument increases the pussy-getting probability for the average man.
Gabriel Brooks
>not the lead singer
Cooper Lee
in my experience it only works for drummers for some reason. I've never known a drummer who didn't drown in vaginas, and not even spectacularly handsome ones
Jaxson Richardson
have any of you ever fucked a semi famous musician before. i fucked the lead singer from the orwells after one of his shows when i was 17
>i thought i blew a guy from ghost but it was just a roadie ;_;
Evan Reyes
sounds about right, I knew these guys were homos.
Jacob Torres
jealous. when i was 12 in 2007 he was like my first crush. used to madturbate to pictures of him making peace signs on myspace
Isaiah Rogers
so i wasn't the only one :')
Jason Price
...
Brody Brooks
this
Carson Taylor
entirely false. Talking to women is not a requirement for getting them to sleep with you, its just the cheapest way.
as long as you are good at something or have something or do something that stands above the norm, so they can brag about you on social media to their friends, women will sleep with you.
Henry Hernandez
I have sex with my girlfriend and that's it.
Nicholas Martin
>Semi-professional
Friend, all you need is to:
>Sing passably >Play acoustic guitar passably
That's it. Girls don't care for cool guitar tricks or any instrument that isn't the guitar, and they don't care for guitarists that can't sing either. You don't even need to play gigs or anything if you just want pussy, you just gotta be able to play acoustic Pink Floyd covers and sing in a mopey voice.
Charles Kelly
you seem like an awful person who hates women
Dylan Hall
I love women, they hate themselves more than I ever could.
Nathaniel Stewart
>*tips*
Charles Young
>*sucks some dudes dick cause he played a bar show*
Ian Reed
Don't listen to them, the strokes are great and inspired me the same way as you.
David Williams
I get 12 pussy
Wyatt Scott
a lot of pussy, but to be honest it's the enviroment really(club gigs in my case) i'm ugly btw
Asher Hill
I am feeling this endlessly my guy
Nathan Morris
What about Bass, or drums?
Is Bass being antipuss a meme.
Jason Hernandez
Not much because I have a girlfriend, but being a classical musician that dabbles in jazz gets me a lot of drugs.
Noah Watson
long hair will always be the sign of primal rebellion and women like that. at least have an interesting style that's kind of rebellious.
men, esp PUA are so clean, overdressed and lame. they come off as fags