We need a brogrammers union

I'm sick of the SJW bullshit.

Why have we let women and trannies ruin our perfect industry?

Remember when computers were fun? I do. Remember when 98% of your co-workers were men, and the only women allowed were cool? I do
Remember when we didn't let politics control computing? I do

Fuck this shit, let's dip out, and start a brogrammers union. It can be as "toxic" or "mysoginistic" as we want, and we can go back to the way things should be.

We need a final solution. Let's pool our assets, start and start a political union. We can lobby our agenda to the gov, we could start our own businesses, and train brogrammers.

Let's make computing great again!

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arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2018/03/ex-google-recruiter-i-was-fired-because-i-resisted-illegal-diversity-efforts/
github.com/opal/opal/issues/941
github.com/elia
medium.com/incerto/the-most-intolerant-wins-the-dictatorship-of-the-small-minority-3f1f83ce4e15
somebodythinkofthechildren.com/australia-bans-small-breasts/
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Just hire more Indian guys. They give no fucks about political correctness.

no

Learn from history, unionisation is the death of an industry. Take a good hard look at what unionisation did to the UK and Australia, for example.

> Plunge the country into economic crisis
> Hardline conservative politician is forced to destroy the union or pulls the plug on the industry
> Unemployment skyrockets and stays that way
> Immigrant laborers are brought in because no-one's paying taxes anymore and SOMEONE has to keep the welfare ponzi scheme going

>feminist wants maintainer kicked out
>is told no
>muh industry is infected with sjw

>Plunge the country into economic crisis
> Unemployment skyrockets and stays that way
> Immigrant laborers are brought in
All of these happen every other decade regardless of unionization retard.
>u-unionisation is the death of an industry
t. Jew

>Australia
>Economic Crisis

archive.rebeccablacktech.com/g/thread/64960175/

If we started a programmers' union, it would be taken over by women and SJWs.

Let's start a union to negotiate for better salary and job security.
>All unions are progressive political machines who want to spend your dues to bring more immigrants to compete with you for your jobs...

Yeah about unions standing up for the common man user...only if that man isn't white.

Tits or gtfo dumb roastie

Did you see about how Google enacted a ban on hiring white males and Asian men?

the only place I see these people is literally on Sup Forums

stop making threads and stop hanging out in shitty communities

Too much Breitbart isn't good for you.

Plugging you ears and dismissing everyone you disagree with isn't good you you either.

arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2018/03/ex-google-recruiter-i-was-fired-because-i-resisted-illegal-diversity-efforts/

>Let's pool our assets, start and start
Stopped reading there

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>lets turn into SJWs to stop SJWs and hire 99% more pajeets!
WUZ

Or ability to code for that matter.

It didn't stop there. That situation became a major shitstorm for weeks.

What did she mean by this?

I hope CoralineAda and all people like that die in a horrible accident. The complaint is that someone wrote something on the Internet and the demand with this as a "basis" is that the person be removed from something totally unrelated.

She doesnt want anyone to see here fucked up code so she only does closed source kek

>unions are responsible for this

Yea, they're also responsible for providing a minimum wage and limiting work hours so people aren't working like child niggers in singapore.

Nothing wrong with this. You don't expect your plumber to fix toilets for fun outside of work, why should the industry expect programmers to be active outside of work?

Are we really believing Google purged the vast majority of its hiring pool because an employee who was fired said so?

Whoever wrote that article forgot to mention that the employee has proof(screenshots of the memos etc.)

>We need a final solution.
We need people who focus on job at hand, not politics.

There are new technologies being implemented constantly. Doubt that's the case for a plumber. A good programmer must be at least aware of trends in technologies.

no, its 2010 and googles own motto is to not be evil. if their workforce is 90% white males then i can see no problem in refusing to hire more of them and instead go for someone more diverse irrespective of their merit

>We need a final solution.
sounds exactly like something hitler would say

i knew everyone who hates SJWism is just a nazi in disguise

A lot of times you need to contribute while at work. Filing bugs, adding to conversations, feature requests, and code. I won’t even interview people anymore without a Github profile on their resume.

You guys probably wouldn’t even consider me a real programmer as I’m a devops meme, but I’ve contributed tons of code while at work. I have code in mainstream company repos like VMware even.

>brogrammers

Don't push this cringeworthy shit, please.

>Doubt that's the case for a plumber.
That is wrong. But usually it is the employer that pays for training in new technology and solutions.

>implying you can code worth a shit.

What does anything the guy said on twitter have to do with the project? As long as he doesn't do shit like

const int numGenders = 2; //check your chromosomes for further details

his involvement in the project shouldn't be revoked.

These two things have nothing to do with one another.

This was years ago.

Tbh this shit happens rarely enough that if something does happen the amount of time that you'd spend creating a union could be spent creating a fork on an issue by issue basis

>brogrammers union
>implying some beta faggot will infiltrate his furry e-gf just for the sake of it.

...

Learn what infiltrating means

Neither is soy

Hillary lost

This issue is comedy gold.
github.com/opal/opal/issues/941

I did a COC already
>Rules
>1. There is no rules
>2. Moderators don't have rules either.

If my plumber's toilet broke and he didn't at least attempt to fix it himself, I'd think he's bad at his job.

You can't possibly tell me that there's a developer out there that hasn't ever come across a situation that required a small program or modification of an existing open source program to solve. Even if it's just a bash script or something.

this is why secret societies exist.

Thanks user, bookmarking this for posterity

This is why, women get reject any import organization.

Women transform any society to be women friendly(women get free resources because begin women)

github.com/elia
What a smug bastard.

It's nearly impossible to form a union for many reasons, the primary one being that programmers do not have a core set of transferrable skills.

Your meme.js webdev is going to have many different skills than your average C hacker.

Plumbers and electricians, on the other hand, have very similar skillsets.

No matter how retarded his views are at least he's contributing to open source

Nothing's more retarded than being a tranny.

Are you trying to say that men ruined programming?

>Are you trying to say that women ruined programming?
Yes

Women should not be allowed to vote.

I say its much, much smarter to start an egalitarianism movement.

Push for true equality, which means you will focus on both men and women's issues. You will prove that the wage gap is indeed false, and focus on things like discrimination against men by the police, by the courts, by laws such as alimony, by affirmative action.

However, to avoid being called a bunch of nazi's or white powered people, you will address women's issues too. After all, if they want equality, they should get it. Ironically, equality might not be what they want when they find out what it means, but as long as you push it right.

also, don't explicitly be anti-feminist. Just say that you support the ideals of the feminist movement, but believe that some women are unapologetically taking it too far. If necessary quote Martin Luther King on how you don't stop hate with more hate. You stop hate with love.

perform further mental gymnastics as necessary

Feminist infiltrate and nuke it.

Stop whining soyboy

to follow up on this, people like are toxic for the movement, and need to be culled. That kind of thing may be said or thought in private, but if its ever known you'll have to eject and discredit them immediately. Such is politics.

The point of any political organization is to win over the hearts and minds of the masses who largely don't give a fuck anyway. It's like feminism, how it claims to pursue equality, and since most people don't see what its really doing, they support it.

Social warfare, is what I'm proposing. Once it gets popular enough you'll start being able to aggressively discredit the feminist movement, eventually consuming its role.

you let them, you want the feminists to join.The eventual goal would be to erase the feminist movement.

And when they start acting sexist, call them out on that. "Gender roles hurt everyone" - literally quote the same dogma that feminists quote. If you aren't retarded socially, you can pull this off.

Just don't be as retarded as the MRAs were. The feminists demonized them and it worked, because men apparently aren't as good at playing social games as women are. Not surprising, but if we don't start playing them the women will win through continued mass propaganda.

If you want to win, you have to fight back.

brogrammer reporting in.

That it's a job and not a hobby for her.

one big key point of eglatarianism, is that you'll be able to convince both sides that this movement is actually serving their side, at the expense of the other.

I admit, it will take a lot of carefully executed strategy, but it can be done. Feminism needs to give way to egalitarianism.

And many feminists are going to say feminism is egalitarianism "well, if that's what it is, then call it that. Because a lot of people in the feminist movement don't see it that way. I believe that the feminist movement is at its core a movement for equality, but feminists have failed to adequately cull mysandrists from their ranks. You do not fight sexism with more sexism, and yet it seems like feminist leaders are okay with exactly that as long as it supports their ideals. If you don't believe me, look at the TERFs (these are feminists who hate trans people)

We are creating an organization where no kind of sexism is tolerated. I don' think that's a bad thing at all."

See, I've actually debated with many feminists in the past, and the truth is they do acknowledge men's issues. "gender roles hurts everyone" which actually is true. The same rules that encourage women to be subservient, shame men who don't want to be leaders, and shame them for not being chad. Its the same roles that shit on betas, 24/7. The truth is a lot of guys are just easygoing kind of people, and there should be no shame in that.

also, we would need to stay away from issues like the wage gap for a long time. "We're not looking to divide this country any more. It already is divided. We want to bring it together in a way that supports everyone."

> Using open source shitware outside of meme projects
Sorry poorfags, I've only ever worked in Fortune 500 companies that doesn't rely on buggy github memeworks.

here's how to fix the SJW problem: give them enough reasonable pushback until every level-headed person grows tired of their shit.
once it's common knowledge that SJWs are hysteric trouble makers, dismiss them.

kek totally this

Nothing's more retarded than being a mentally ill faggot

YOU WONT COS U CANT LEL

Gender is a loaded word, created with "gender is a social construction", the problem is that feminists want to eliminate anything that limits women while maintaining the limitations in men, it will always be that the gender worst treated are them.

From MRA unfortunately they won in the worst possible way, the socialization mechanism most used by women is social exclusion or social embarrassment, it works very well in reality, but on the internet it works in the worst possible way, on the internet it only makes it bigger and radical movements, if the MRA was a small group, the feminists insulted them all in all media, any man who was not agreed by the feminists ends up being called MRA with what the man found the MRA.

The manosphere was created, redpill, R9K, GameGate, Alt-rigth, Trump Won.

medium.com/incerto/the-most-intolerant-wins-the-dictatorship-of-the-small-minority-3f1f83ce4e15

>let's keep politics out by making threads about politics nonstop

good job user

No, it wouldn't.

Big corporations follow diversity quotas for tax breaks and HR purposes.

A union doesn't give a fuck about any of those things, so (useless) women and other useless creatures can be told to fuck off

The sole existence of SJWs is only to make companies go bankrupt and destroy small projects, what a miserable "people"

Different user but have you got a link to the proof?

>check your chromosomes for details
>intergender is not a thing

Non-stem major detected, lrn2genetics

If you knew genetics you would know that anything other than XX or XY in H. sapiens is an aberration.

Just because brits and aussies are retarded doesn’t mean unions are automatically a bad thing. But there are too many commies in unions right now so that problem needs to be addressed

>I say its much, much smarter to start an egalitarianism movement.
In a hundred years, we would just end up right back where we are.
This modern craziness didn't come from no where. It's tied to much older, much more sensible ideas about equality. But things have mutated to the point where only a few groups of issues receive any attention at all.

>implying is wrong

lel

good point

better point

But Australia has a strong economy, good quality of life, and low unemployment. His point makes no sense.

>TFW: I'm actually part of a group now.
>The Bro/g/rammer Penuins.
Love you Bros!

I wish all of you ironed white shirts and a hot cup of covfefe on this fine morning.

Back to automating.

Brogrammers are easily the worst group of people to work with, nobody on Sup Forums is a brogrammer (at best, retarded CS college students who think of themselves as "brogrammers" just because they don't have neon hair LMAO).

SJWs barely exist in the industry, they may be vocal online but if you're actually in the industry and don't attend shitty google funded events (ie conventions about how obese women are like literally wonder woman), you won't encounter them at all.

The next most annoying group are the elder sages that refuse any sort of change for any reason. Working with them is a headache and a half and they refuse to document anything which means when they die of a cheeto-related death, we're all fucked.

Stab the scab
Class war now

That you don't have to program 24/7 nor use a shitty corporate trashbin, to be a successful developer.

>Good quality of life
Yeah until you walk outside and get bitten by a spider that you can't kill that's protected by law or the police state finds your loli collection or hell anything with flat chested adult women

>low unemployment
Moot point because almost all the population of australia is cramped into the a couple of cities and the rest is a baron wasteland called the outback. Some highways are notorious for people dying on because you're driving for long periods of time with no civilization of any kind for miles.

Even with the spider thing and the outback, Australia's quality of life is second in the world. Most other Western countries have problems that are far worse.

And it's also a notorious police state

It’s true, they’re a very vocal minority. I work for a prominent sjw tech corp and I’ve never encountered anything insane. All the company sponsored sjw equality is totally common sense reasonable stuff l, supporting gay marriage etc. They’ve made a big stink about equal pay for women but they made it a point to give males that were underpaid raises as well.

>This discussion is even more interesting considering that @meh has repositories named fag and ruby-clit. Just sayin'.
tfw you find cli themes offensive

As opposed to the US which spies on anything with a pulse?

Stop these transphobic vibes!!!

Fuck off, commie.

At least the united states isn't retarded enough to think you should classify flat chested adult women as child porn

Is there a country doing that?

Australia in their attempt to curb child porn in all possibilities decided to lump in porn with flat women in the scenario pedos might try to get around their CP laws. It's as stupid as it sounds.

Do you have source on that?

There's a white collar union in my country that gathers a ton of different kinds of workers.
You can shape the union in any way you can think of, don't think it has to be done in the same way and don't let the mistakes made in past unions be a reason for opposing any future attempts.

somebodythinkofthechildren.com/australia-bans-small-breasts/
To australia if she looks underage she is underage even if she's a legal adult.

Right, the US just has people who legitimately think the world is either flat or hollow.

The small breast thing is for people producing porn, not watching it yourself.

>unionize and be associated with"toxic white male my soggy knees"
>never get hired again

ya, no thanks tard.

That's fucking retarded.