Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0? 0.0? Best New Music? Best New Reissue? 8.0+ with no BNM? A shitty set of 7's and below? Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain! Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review? Titus Andronicus being robbed once again? Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM? Ian FUCKIN' Cohen? Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal? Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever] Jayson "8.7" Greene? Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice? Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins? Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly? Grayson "Grizzly" Currin? Brian "Backup" Howe? Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson? Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker? Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey? Andy "secretly alpha" Beta? Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp? Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne? Stephen "M." Deusner? Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Will someone dethrone Radiohead/Chance the Rapper’s 9.1 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 22
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>Tonight's Top Stories -This thread stands with Kesha eternally -RIP Guy Clark -This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Bat for Lashes, Car Seat Headrest, Local Natives, Marissa Nadler, Islands, Swans, and Tim Heidecker. -/p4k/ forever
they don't post for another 2.5 hours senpai but good lookin
Henry Phillips
Guys, Zoe is gone :(
Brayden Miller
CONDE NAST STRIKES AGAIN
Liam Morales
I hope you almost taste success Will, and just before you big breakthrough you walk on stage and every sees what a corny fuck you look like and start laughing at your shitty music then you go home and kill yourself, but you fucked up the tying of the noose so you're in the hospital for months going through rehab and finally learning how to walk again, but when you leave the hospital you find that everyone who know is dead and you die of pure despair.
Hudson Williams
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
David Roberts
Dude, what did Will Toledo do to you?
Noah Perry
FREELANCE MOTHAFUCKA
Andrew Perry
hey moo. proof attached. Since I made the announcement I was leaving today I figured I'd stop by to lurk on the last one of these threads.
Tis true, I'm leaving Pitchfork to focus on other prospects and projects I've got going on. I'll hopefully be writing stuff for TMT, FACT, Noisey, whatever. And later, Pitchfork (on the review side)
Honestly, I'm kind of relieved. Anyway, it's been fun. I learned a lot about good new stuff like savage sister. (I don't get the feet thing though.) Thx guyz
Jordan Davis
Post feet plz
Camden Hall
You were the last saving grace for pitchfork. You'll be missed & good luck in your future writing :(
Juan Myers
I-is this real?
Luke Ross
"Hmm instead of taking a picture of my face how about I go to Facebook and take a picture of that because that totally can't be faked"
believe me or don't, I'm not posting photos. I'll followback, tho.
Caleb Bailey
on an android chat roulette knock off where I keep getting this fat middle eastern guy listening to Arab music and jerking off
Kayden Perry
you know that those apps are just seas of arabic guys jerking off, right?
like there's one womyn for every 600 arabic guys jerking off
Lucas Mitchell
CSH is either getting 8.6 or 9.1
Aaron Hall
Why did you pan Pinkshinyultrablast?
Sebastian Martin
>leaves before giving her first BNM
Truly the most patrician writer p4k has ever had. You'll be missed.
Jacob Myers
Hey Zoe! Question: Considering all the, uhh, '4th wave emo' bands getting so much attention this year, do you think 2016 is looking like the start of a turning point for rock music's popularity? & if so can you help me ride that wave?? kidding but not kidding soundcloud.com/j_war/overhead
Juan Ward
I love you Zoe! I'd be willing to go MtF for you!
Alexander Hall
hey zoe, best of luck! i've enjoyed your reviews for p4k, and i'm looking forward to whatever you do next. i don't get the feet thing either fwiw.
if you look her profile up on facebook, it seems to check out. i'm trusting it's real. maybe i'm just a fool.
hot take: i think it'll get something in between 8.6 and 9.1
Bentley Foster
holy shit get a load of this edge lord.
Josiah Gutierrez
Car Seat Headrest 9.4 screenshot this
Noah Bell
Memes (and mix) aside I'm actually loving this.
Grayson Long
digits confirm.
Cooper Perry
OH SHIT
Colton Morales
oh shit
and these dubs double confirm
Joseph Barnes
in my country, people say goodbye by showing their soles to each other btw....
*hint hint*
Logan Ramirez
>TMT & Noisey Noice. Best wishes, Zoe.
Caleb Peterson
I hope you got fired for not giving DG BNM BTW
haha jk I like to kid around on this internet website
Jason Davis
>maybe i'm just a fool.
Aaron Bailey
a boy can dream, user.
besides, it's pretty well known that zoe lurks Sup Forums as well as a lot of p4k writers, at least from time to time. is it that farfetched to think that she'd post when she announces she's leaving?
Colton Scott
did you see the proof given? do you know how easy this is to fake?
are you memeing me or are you mentally retarded?
Nathaniel Rogers
Heroes get remembered, legends never die.
Chase Gray
Reminder that Ian Cohen and Ryan Dombal used to trip here
