I heard Linux was a fatal virus that infects all your files and can only be removed by a hard reformatting...

I heard Linux was a fatal virus that infects all your files and can only be removed by a hard reformatting. Is that true?

FUCK YOU!!!

Are you retarded?

cut your penis

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called “Linux”, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project. There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use.
Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine’s resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called “Linux” distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.

Yes.

No the virus is called GNU and you need to completely wipe sector zero to remove it

pee your pants

Is your son obsessed with "Lunix"?
BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos, before the Russians lost the Cold War. It is based on a program called "xenix", which was written by Microsoft for the US government. These programs are used by hackers to break into other people's computer systems to steal credit card numbers. They may also be used to break into people's
stereos to steal their music, using the "mp3" program. Torovoltos is a notorious hacker, responsible for writing many hacker programs, such as "telnet", which is used by hackers to connect to machines on the internet without using a telephone.
Your son may try to install "lunix" on your hard drive. If he is careful, you may not notice its presence, however, lunix is a capricious beast, and if handled incorrectly, your son may damage your computer, and even break it completely by deleting Windows, at which point you will have to have your
computer repaired by a professional.
If you see the word "LILO" during your windows startup (just after you turn the machine on), your son has installed lunix. In order to get rid of it, you will have to send your computer back to the manufacturer, and have them fit a new hard drive. Lunix is extremely dangerous software, and cannot be removed
without destroying part of your hard disk surface.

Report please.

kys

It's too late, user. It's already infected you completely. You might as well just burn your PC.

I'm done with this Sup Forums infested shit hole
saged.

is this you?

How much is the pay from micropenis pajeet?

Yes if you wish to remove it you need to install some sort of
linux cleaning software called gento.
Install that and come back for further instructions.

i made this with gimp using the elliptical select tool so fuck you

forgot the image whoosp

as a soviet government psy-op started in mid to late 1980s (taken as a pragmatic measure on the brink of collapse) it gives the victims some seemingly pathological, counterproductive mind disease where they are unable to regularly stop posting images of their chosen system's 'riced' graphical user interface (often containing clear depictions of sexual perversion), specifically taken using terminal applications, on Internet message boards and generally promoting false socialist ideals

OwO

OP makes good points

OPs mom will die in her sleep sometime this year

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called “Linux”, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project. There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use.
Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine’s resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called “Linux” distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.

God I wish that were me

God I wish that were me

Anyone have that one image where it talks about your son bring a hacker?

yes

Therefore you looked up the internet for a "ban the penguin" picture.
At least be consisteng with your trolling.

Bonus: name the OS that installed itself over network-connections on computers worldwide without the permission of their users (like a Worm).

install gentoo

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